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 Sep 1 2006, 06:34 PM
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are you buying dinner tonight?
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Sep 1 2006, 06:36 PM
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 creepy heather  Group: Official Member Posts: 4,208 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,580 |
oh yeah all the time. i think its hilarious. its also funny when someone catches a conversation thats just weird in the first place like an argument over doing someones mumification when they die
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Sep 1 2006, 06:54 PM
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'did you guys hook up'
'my mom thinks im pregnant' |
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Sep 1 2006, 07:36 PM
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 I know you're gonna save me Group: Member Posts: 295 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 447,431 |
"is that your weiner?"
"some people keep asking me about my weasel...how did they know??" "The red people kept attacking me" To name a few :) |
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Sep 1 2006, 08:31 PM
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 Home is where your rump rests! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,235 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 451,969 |
My family speaks Ilocano, a Filipino dialect, and I used to understand every word. While at the mall, these group of guys were loudly talking about their sex lives but they thought nobody would understand them, since they're not speaking in Tagalog. They did that for at least 15 minutes.
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Sep 1 2006, 08:42 PM
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 For my shirt. Group: Member Posts: 113 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 454,674 |
Some crazy middle schooler was like "Stop breathing my air bitch!"
 It was the funniest thing ever - that's become my friend and my greeting to each other.
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Sep 1 2006, 09:04 PM
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 All The Girlies Say I'm Pretty Fly For A White Guy Group: Member Posts: 1,944 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 400,858 |
During school today I head a girl say that she did two blow jobs in 10 minutes and the two guys never knew that she did both of them that night. Mind you this was a freshman talking about a middle school dance.
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Sep 2 2006, 12:37 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 116 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 336,923 |
my sister and her guy friend were in our back yard working on some school project last spring, when i walked by the window i heard timmy say, "STOP TOUCHING MY NUTS!" i quickly ran to the window and saw her digging into his bag of trail mix.
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Sep 2 2006, 07:00 PM
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All The Girlies Say I'm Pretty Fly For A White Guy Group: Member Posts: 1,944 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 400,858 |
QUOTE(Socialite @ Sep 2 2006, 1:37 AM)  my sister and her guy friend were in our back yard working on some school project last spring, when i walked by the window i heard timmy say, "STOP TOUCHING MY NUTS!" i quickly ran to the window and saw her digging into his bag of trail mix. 
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