why sex hurts girls, it's pg-13!! |
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 Jul 19 2006, 07:48 AM
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92 billion and 1/2 people have died from not reposting this.
So on the news there was a girl who submitted a tape and it was a phone conversation between a girl and her boyfriend. This is how is went: Amber: Ronny, are you gonna come over tomorrow to meet my mom? Like I said before, she really wants to meet you. Ronny: Of course, honey. I know how much this means to you. When would you like me to come over? Amber: How about 6-ish? Hey Ronny, what's that tapping sound? Ronny: What?! I don't hear anything... You're probably imagining things, sweetheart. Amber: Quit joking around, Ronny!! Stop making that noise. It's getting louder! Ronny: I don't joke, you should know that by now... I love you so much, and I would never lie to you... Amber: It's starting to hurt my ears!!!!! How can you NOT hear that?! Hold on, there's someone at the door... I'll be right back! Don't miss me too much! **She answers the door and sees Ronny** **standing there, holding a knife and a phone** Ronny: Hey, honey... I've missed you... **He slaughtered Amber and then her parents** **came at six the next day he killed them too.** If you don't repost this bulletin in two hours, Amber will crawl out from under your bed in your sleep and murder you. The last thing you will see are her rotting eyes and the phone...still in her hand and repost this with the title "why sex hurts girls" ....LiEk OhMyGaWd!! ThiiS iiS S0o0 sCaRii ii HAd t0 p0St iiT!! ii d0nt wAnNa DiiE!!  i laughed the first time i read it. not sure if anyone else is gonna find this funny, but oh well
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Jul 19 2006, 07:57 AM
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Wtf? Not only is this ridiculous, it's also boring. It's got no purpose.
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Jul 19 2006, 11:02 AM
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Jul 19 2006, 11:07 AM
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LMFAO!
Wow.. Is this because she had sex with him and got overly pertective? Hmm wow. No comment. |
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Jul 24 2006, 12:08 AM
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haha..I read that on a myspace bulletin. It's stupid. I hate how supposedly "scary" bulletins have such awkward wording and plot.
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