attention upcoming sophomores Options

[sadolakced acid]

okay, i don't have myspace, so i can't post this, but you peoples go do that.


----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------

Congratulations....now you're not the lowest of the low. But you still suck.
Here are just a few helpful words of advice:

1) You are still Not cool.

2) Everyone still hates you.

3) You Are still annoying.

- Do not wear ripped jeans and an Abercrombie shirt because you want to make "a variety of friends."

- Do not slick your bangs to your face and wear "bracelets" in you're ears because you think that you're Hood.

if you have sex you don't need tell everyone. Nobody cares....really.

- You are a S-O-P-H-O-M-O-R-E. not a "sophie" or a sophmore. shut up because you sound like an idiot.

- Don't think you're smart because you filled up water bottles with vodka and snuck it onto your 8th grade field trip. We've all done it.. so don't be proud.

- Don't try the Emo scene. Just don't do it.

- DO NOT think that the upperclass girls/guys are your best friends.

- Don't think that you have privacy now that you're in high school. Once you're here, your business is everyone's business, yes there IS still drama, probably even more.

- Don't try to sit at upperclassmen lunch tables. You will be picked up and thrown onto the floor.

- You'll never be as hott as the '07 and `08 people. So don't try.

- Don't try to act older than you really are. The way you walk, dress, and talk just has sophomore written all over you.

-If you are black, hispanic, etc. WE GET IT, You love your country! Thats peachy but dont make everything a race related issue because your shit still stinks.

-PLEASE NO MORE XXXXL shirts and ridiculously baggy pants on skinny white kids, nobody likes white chocolate. Allow me to kick you in the face.

- If you are going to try and rebel, it most likely won't work.

- Dont tell everyone you love your boyfriend after 2 days, you're an idiot.

- Don't be a slut. This should be the number one rule.

- DO NOT crowd our halls like cattle, because the upper classmen can (& most likely will), push you out of the way. You will get hurt.

- Don't get a reputation- you dont want to be known!

- Don't talk trash to be cool. You're not.

- Don't think your cool just because you know upperclassmen

- Don't act tough;; you'll get no where except more people will wanna fight you.

- Don't try to get with a boy/girl who's older than you. Chances are, if they are attractive they are taken, & their girlfriend/boyfriend will have no problem effing you up.

Welcome to hell.

Believe me---You CAN'T win. Have fun being a sophomore...for a fun-filled year with no life and no opinion whatsoever.

importantly: JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE A SOPHOMORE DOESN'T MEAN SHIT. YOU'RE STILL NO BETTER THAN THE FRESHMEN, AND DO NOT TRY TO ACT IT. DON'T GIVE THE FRESHMEN SHIT ABOUT BEING FRESHMEN- YOU'RE NO BETTER. ALL UPPERCLASSMEN (AND DON'T EVEN THINK THAT INCLUDES SOPHOMORES) WOULD RATHER HAVE TWO CLASSES OF FRESHMEN INSTEAD OF ONE CLASS OF SOPHOMORES. YOU'RE JUST THAT BAD.

JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT THE YOUNGEST DOESN'T MEAN SHIT. DON'T TRY TO BE COOL. DON'T TRY ANYTHING. AND STOP YELLING ABOUT 'STUPID FRESHMEN' IN THE HALLS. YOU JUST LOOK STUPID.


Sincerely,

The Classes of '07 and '08.


-If you're an UpperClassmen (who the hell decided upperclassmen included sophomores? upperclassmen= juniors and seniors. underclassmen= sophomores and freshmen.) : repost this