Grocery Store Pimpin', i love Latin women! |
 Jul 12 2006, 09:38 PM
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 Antho a.k.a the Afrodisiac  Group: Member Posts: 640 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 396,805  |
 I saw the funniest shit in Kroger yesterday...There was this white woman with her kid at the register and the lil bastard started throwin a tantrum cuz she wouldn't let him get a sucker or whatever. so the kids on the floor crying, kickin his mom in the shin and shit , so i start to stare and she looks at me. Im starin at her like "  Ain't you gonna beat his spoiled ass. That's what i'd do?" but she says "Now, you stop that Johnathon, this instance" I laughed in her face....About 10 min later this Hispanic lady comes to the register and her lil boy starts throwing a hissy fit too. She pulls off her belt and all the white ppl in the area stare "  Suzy, she's goin to beat that poor child" Im just smilin waitin for the shit to go down. She's raisin the belt lookin at the lil boy. And outta nowhere she backhands the kid with her left hand. I was like "Shit "Made my day |
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| *Kathleen* |
Jul 12 2006, 09:41 PM
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Haha. Oh man. Eep. When I was in a pet store a couple weeks ago, this little girl was touching the window pain of one of the fish tanks. Her mom comes over and slaps her hand, then grabs her arm and yanks it forward, saying, "GET AWAY FROM THE TANK. YOU DON'T WANT TO GIVE THE FISH DISEASES, DO YOU?" I felt so bad.
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Jul 12 2006, 09:45 PM
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 Krista. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,380 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 391,319 |
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 whoa. jeez....i hate it when i'm shopping and i see those little kids throwing fits. it's very annoying... 
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Jul 12 2006, 09:51 PM
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 Bay Area YadadaDiiiig. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,249 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,202 |
That hellaaaa reminds me of some shit George Lopez talked about ! Check it out, its hella funny You'd probably like it Antho.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re5YTuJXDaA...=George%20Lopez Listen CLOSELY Lol. |
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Jul 12 2006, 10:02 PM
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Antho a.k.a the Afrodisiac Group: Member Posts: 640 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 396,805 |
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I remember those days. Now my mom doesn't do that no more cuz im bigger than her
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| *StanleyThePanda* |
Jul 12 2006, 10:05 PM
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hahahaha omg. wow... Great story.
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| *Freaky Krazer* |
Jul 12 2006, 10:58 PM
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hahahahaha when I was a kid I never threw a tantrum publicly. Mostly because my dad would stomp at my room and be like, "SLIPPER OR BELT?!"
One time I hit my sister and my dad caught me and he was like, "HIT HER AGAIN I'LL CHOP YOUR FINGERS OFF" |
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Jul 12 2006, 11:02 PM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
My mom would usually like take us by the arm and look us straight in the eye and tell us to stop whatever we were doing, but the grip she had on us hurt so we'd stop.
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Jul 13 2006, 02:53 PM
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That was funny..wish I saw it!
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| *Kathleen* |
Jul 13 2006, 02:56 PM
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QUOTE(tainted_angel @ Jul 13 2006, 12:02 AM)  My mom would usually like take us by the arm and look us straight in the eye and tell us to stop whatever we were doing, but the grip she had on us hurt so we'd stop. That's exactly what my mom did to Steph and I.
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Jul 13 2006, 03:05 PM
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 L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
haha that happened to me yesterday
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Jul 13 2006, 03:09 PM
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Bay Area YadadaDiiiig. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,249 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,202 |
I hate it when you walk up behind someone in the line and they're kid starts staring at you. Its awkward and uncomfortable. Not like Im doing backflips for you to stare so hard. Then I smile at the baby/toddler and the mother looks at me like I just tried to molest her kid.
Or when kids run up to you and hit you. I hate that. |
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Jul 13 2006, 03:18 PM
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 roosternamedingo. Group: Member Posts: 1,211 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 333,926 |
QUOTE(Kathleen @ Jul 12 2006, 10:41 PM) Haha. Oh man. Eep. When I was in a pet store a couple weeks ago, this little girl was touching the window pain of one of the fish tanks. Her mom comes over and slaps her hand, then grabs her arm and yanks it forward, saying, "GET AWAY FROM THE TANK. YOU DON'T WANT TO GIVE THE FISH DISEASES, DO YOU?" I felt so bad. Diseases???? How shtupid...
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Jul 13 2006, 04:30 PM
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I'm used to that. Hispanic mommas be doing that cus those little hispanics kids are something special.
Slapping your hand and yanking itforward is not a big deal in my opinion. Kroger scared me when I went to Ohio .. |
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| *lolita kitty* |
Jul 13 2006, 04:51 PM
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My parents are so different on this kind of stuff.
My dad doesn't like to cause a scene, so he would usually take me by the arm and quietly say "stop it, okay?" in a really stern voice. That always made me stop. My mom, however, would always make a huge scene out of it. She would yell "CASSANDRA RENE, STOP IT OR YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR THE REST OF THE MONTH. GOT IT??????" Of course everyone in the store began staring at me, which made me stop. |
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Jul 13 2006, 05:14 PM
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 =] Group: Member Posts: 1,910 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 156,614 |
My parents are worse..
You should see what asian parents do.. |
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Jul 13 2006, 05:42 PM
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 Photoartist Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,363 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 399,390 |
Ha ha. Interesting story Antho. Good timing ha ha.
I saw people talking about stuff like that on Comedy Central. |
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Jul 13 2006, 05:53 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,015 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 193,600 |
hahaha!!!!! that is funni!!
 but that never happened to mee....instead i'll just whine and they'll say stop or sumthing...
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| *ECD & C0* |
Jul 14 2006, 11:29 AM
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QUOTE There was this white woman with her kid at the register and the lil bastard started throwin a tantrum cuz she wouldn't let him get a sucker or whatever. so the kids on the floor crying, kickin his mom in the shin and shit , so i start to stare and she looks at me. Im starin at her like " Ain't you gonna beat his spoiled ass. That's what i'd do?" but she says "Now, you stop that Johnathon, this instance" I laughed in her face.... About 10 min later this Hispanic lady comes to the register and her lil boy starts throwing a hissy fit too. She pulls off her belt and all the white ppl in the area stare " Suzy, she's goin to beat that poor child" Im just smilin waitin for the shit to go down. She's raisin the belt lookin at the lil boy. And outta nowhere she backhands the kid with her left hand. I was like "Shit " Made my day hahaha i love it i see that all the time but mostly in parking lots |
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Jul 14 2006, 01:02 PM
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 ^_^ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,141 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,466 |
*BrandonSaunders takes a look at his av and sig then proceeds to inspect PussyPumper3000's. He then compares the join dates.
What the fuck?! Swagger jackin' needs to come to an end. |
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Jul 14 2006, 01:24 PM
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 cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
Same thing happens with us Asians, although instead of belts, we get Bamboo Sticks.
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