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KNOCK KNOCK, i tell this great joke
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post Jul 24 2006, 06:38 PM
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knock knock
















who's there
















albert
















albert who?




























Albert Einstein. I was a German-Swiss-American theoretical physicist widely regarded as the most important scientist of the 20th century and one of the greatest physicists of all time. I played a leading role in formulating the special and general theories of relativity; moreover, I made significant contributions to quantum mechanics and statistical mechanics. I was awarded the 1921 Nobel Prize for Physics for my explanation of the photoelectric effect in 1905 (my "wonderful year") and "for my services to Theoretical Physics."

After British solar eclipse expeditions in 1919 confirmed that light rays from distant stars were deflected by the gravity of the Sun in the amount I had predicted in my theory of relativity, I became world-famous, an unusual achievement for a scientist. The London Times ran the headline on 7 November 1919 "Revolution in science - New theory of the Universe - Newtonian ideas overthrown". In my later years, my fame perhaps exceeded that of any other scientist in history. In American popular culture, my name has become synonymous with great intelligence and genius.
 
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post Jul 24 2006, 06:39 PM
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ghey, you expect me to read that bio of him.heheh
 
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post Jul 24 2006, 09:38 PM
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^LOL
 
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post Jul 24 2006, 09:39 PM
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what was so lame
i laughed
lmao xD
 
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post Aug 3 2006, 11:16 PM
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It was aight.
 
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post Aug 3 2006, 11:18 PM
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Ha ha. I thought it wasn't half bad at all.

That would be pretty hard to say aloud though...
 
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post Aug 4 2006, 09:55 AM
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hehe. it was alright
 
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post Aug 4 2006, 10:18 AM
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lmao=))
 
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post Aug 4 2006, 03:32 PM
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It'd be funny if someone actually went up to a person and said all of that. happy.gif
 
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post Aug 4 2006, 04:16 PM
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Hahh, it was okay.
I stopped reading after I saw the picture of Albert Einstein.
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post Aug 4 2006, 05:30 PM
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QUOTE(tainted_angel @ Aug 4 2006, 4:32 PM) *
It'd be funny if someone actually went up to a person and said all of that. happy.gif

it is..my friend told me it
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 02:54 AM
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^oh shit. so she memorized
that whole piece?
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 04:08 AM
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I.. don't get it.
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 12:18 PM
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HAHA XD good one. actually creative.

.. LOL.
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 06:35 PM
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haha. you're a f4g
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 08:47 PM
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you're f**king stupid. iswear.

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haha. that's interesting.
 
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post Aug 8 2006, 09:55 AM
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QUOTE(Spiritual Winged Aura @ Aug 7 2006, 9:47 PM) *
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you're f**king stupid. iswear.

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haha. that's interesting.

and i swearr by the moon and the starrss in the sky.....
 
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post Aug 10 2006, 03:44 PM
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QUOTE(UHH @ Jul 24 2006, 10:39 PM) *
what was so lame
i laughed
lmao xD


I laughed because it was so dumb. laugh.gif
 
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ahah smart/dumb
 
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