My balls left me :( :( |
 Jun 12 2004, 08:21 PM
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 Master Debater  Group: Member Posts: 1,066 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,719  |
Omg i'm so sad and need someone to hold me through these tough times.
 Earlier today, I was in a bit of a hurry and really had to poo. So I slammed by ass onto my toilet, and pushed till my face went red...then felt something weird in between my legs. Soon after, I heard a little "thump" in the toilet bowl...then another. I got up to check my work...but noticed something. MY SCROTUM WAS DEFLATTED!!! Omg my own balls left me. Oh gawd how I miss them. I couldn't stand the site of them outside of me in the toilet so I flushed them...and now i regret it :( Here's a picture I drew shortly after in loving memory: 
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Jun 12 2004, 08:22 PM
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 - kuupi! ♥- Group: Member Posts: 937 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,148 |
god speed, lil' ballies.
*moment of silence* |
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| *CEP* |
Jun 12 2004, 08:23 PM
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awww are you okay?
 It's okay, Steven. - Chinkieeyedpnoi |
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Jun 12 2004, 08:24 PM
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 pixel hybrid Group: Member Posts: 6,410 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,081 |
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may they rest in the toilet... in peace. |
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Jun 12 2004, 08:25 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 376 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,265 |
aww...sweetie yoru so funny! *hugs*
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Jun 12 2004, 08:36 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,443 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,050 |
did that really happen? wow if it did i am so sorry for you
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Jun 12 2004, 09:00 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
woah im sooo srry that happend to u n ur balls
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Jun 12 2004, 09:31 PM
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 ilikeyouSofreakingmuch. Group: Member Posts: 2,014 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 643 |
Are you serious .. I didn't think those things happened ..
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Jun 12 2004, 09:41 PM
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 3,565, you n00bs ain't got nothin' on me. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,761 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,565 |
Um...whoa...
That's bad. |
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Jun 12 2004, 09:52 PM
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 WUT THA DUCK? Group: Member Posts: 3,950 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,138 |
oo im very sorry to hear that... hope you'll feel better!
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Jun 12 2004, 09:57 PM
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 i wish i was a real member!!!! Group: Member Posts: 108 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,756 |
*CRIES* HYSTERICALLY ME AND HIS BALLS WERE CLOSE I'll NEVER FORGET YOU!
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Jun 12 2004, 11:10 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 143 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,918 |
*let us have a moment of silence for your balls*
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Jun 13 2004, 08:53 AM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
wtf? Are you sniffing something? lol. I don't think it's possible "for your balls to LEAVE YOU" when you're trying to poopie. hehe.
R.I.P 
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Jun 13 2004, 08:58 AM
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 *~extraordinary~* Group: Member Posts: 125 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,895 |
eeeeeeek..........
 
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Jun 13 2004, 02:57 PM
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 Change Gon Come Group: Member Posts: 2,286 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,822 |
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
haha..*moment of silence fo his balls* |
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Jun 13 2004, 03:06 PM
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 Prez of Student Council 04/05 Group: Member Posts: 2,888 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 851 |
ugh? don't they come back like asap?
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| *AngelicEyz00* |
Jun 13 2004, 03:22 PM
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LMFAO!! you dork! i hope you didn't flush the toilet
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Jun 13 2004, 03:24 PM
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 and then he died... Group: Member Posts: 338 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,047 |
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Jun 13 2004, 03:27 PM
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 Miss Alice Group: Member Posts: 1,257 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,454 |
*hugggg*
 things will get betterRIP wildgriffin's balls |
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Jun 13 2004, 04:33 PM
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 i'm susan Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
lOL ur hilarious steven!! haha newais thats sad that ur balls left u lols "sweat drop down in my balls" i think thats how it goes? lols
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Jun 13 2004, 07:04 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
haha lmao thats hilarious lol
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Jun 13 2004, 07:08 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,245 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,033 |
wow...good for you..
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Jun 13 2004, 07:12 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 4,750 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,581 |
That's hilarious. Loosing your balls while taking a crap. Man oh man!
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| *Kathleen* |
Jun 13 2004, 07:19 PM
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Tsk tsk. How could you be so irresponsible like that, young man?
 I'm ashamed of you - you let your own balls down. I'm sure you've done other stupid things that made them more the merrier to leave you! 
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Jun 13 2004, 07:20 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 943 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,007 |
ok, thats funny, but kinda weird...
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