The craziest thing your teacher have said/done, Tell us about it! Options

[Jeng]

a lot of stuff happneed this year with a few of my teachers;
french-shes cold hearted so she said she''ll cut off our fingers and she told us to go cut our selves
math-he so funnny. he'll tell us his stories way back then and there're hilarious, we'll spend half the class laughing, then other days he'll do funny things, like take a cylinder and a cone and connect it and made a bullet then started running around the class with it aiming at the kids heads, and he'll start teaching us then burst out laughing when he hears the food truck go by
science-best teacher alive, she took a kids hat and wore it sideways with big sunglasses and did a peace sign with her hands and kids started taking pictures
last year my science teacher was stupid,not really but he was, his wife was pregnant and he wanted a boy and he sad if he had a girl, he'd stick it back up there till a boy comes out.

[EddieV]

"Fertilizers are made to help protect your crops from harmful orgasms..."

[*Programmer*]

kissed a student in front of the whole class....haha funny crap then said "im teaching her how to kiss"

[*xcaitlinx*]

^ uhhh..that's illegal...


we were joking around in class about drugs and my history teacher was like "i can count the number of days im not on crack on one finger."

oh, and i don't have him, but there's this graphic arts teacher named chiger and my friend said that he makes up all of these stories claiming that when he was in "nam" he had sex with lots of vietnamese women and has a bunch of illigitimate children. he also has a bunch of pictures of nice sports cars and tells all of his students that they're his, when they're not.

[*Programmer*]

^ uhhh..that's illegal...
we were joking around in class about drugs and my history teacher was like "i can count the number of days im not on crack on one finger."

^ durrrr

[*chaneun*]

This substitute was asking us stuff like "is your teacher old, middle aged, or young?" "Is she pretty?" "how old is she?" "what does she look like?" "is she single?"
He's like.. 35, maybe. The teacher herself is 23. o_o
And whenever he subs for any other class and a girl is wearing a cami, he tiptoes higher in attempt of looking down.

This math teacher slapped a guy today during the fire drill. lol


BTW PROGRAMMER IS A LIARRR. HE/SHE/IT IS LYING ABOUT THEIR EXPERIENCES.

[*Programmer*]

^pay the stalker no mind she tends to follow me around. she's still waiting for me to post my jordan collection lmfao..what a joke.

[Ington]

My sub smacked a student across the face in the middle of class.

My band teacher, kissed up a girls arm, and to her neck. On stage. During a performance.

My spanish teacher said this sentence: "Get that penis away from me." I'll let you all use your imaginations for that one.

[*chaneun*]

^pay the stalker no mind she tends to follow me around. she's still waiting for me to post my jordan collection lmfao..what a joke.

how exactly am i a "stalker" if you tend to post all over createblog?
I mean, that's just like me posting in every last posted topic in every forum and other people posting after me, and I responding to it as "stalking"
Get your facts straight, f**ker.

[jenn_jenny]

when the sub slapped a students ass.