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| *Statistik* |
 May 18 2006, 03:28 PM
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Q) What's the difference between a mexican and a pizza?
A) A pizza can feed in four. |
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May 18 2006, 08:57 PM
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a family of four*
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May 19 2006, 07:24 AM
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 cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
Why so many racist jokes?
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| *mipadi* |
May 19 2006, 07:42 AM
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I've heard it as What's the difference between a musician and a pizza? with the same punchline.
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May 19 2006, 07:47 AM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
QUOTE(No Fear @ May 19 2006, 5:24 AM)  Why so many racist jokes? I was thinking the same thing. 
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| *Ox_Su`Zie* |
May 19 2006, 11:23 AM
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what the f♥ck is it with you and mexicans?! GET THE F♥CK OVER IT!
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May 26 2006, 12:14 PM
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 Jake - The Unholy Trinity / Premiscuous Poeteer. Group: Member Posts: 1,272 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 411,316 |
I love racist jokes. People need to lighten up. You know there is only a .012% different between all the different 'races'? What does that tell you? We are basically making fun of ourselfs when we do. Why not just look at it as other people. You make fun of your friends and whatnot. Why can't we make fun of other people? I think people have become really sensitive to the issue and need to back the f**k up.
But yeah. You screwed that joke up really bad. |
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| *Statistik* |
May 27 2006, 01:39 AM
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QUOTE(JakeKKing @ May 26 2006, 1:14 PM) I love racist jokes. People need to lighten up. You know there is only a .012% different between all the different 'races'? What does that tell you? We are basically making fun of ourselfs when we do. Why not just look at it as other people. You make fun of your friends and whatnot. Why can't we make fun of other people? I think people have become really sensitive to the issue and need to back the f**k up. But yeah. You screwed that joke up really bad. Dude it's just a joke .. just because I made a mexican joke, does it mean I hate them? I have had mexican friends before, and when I joke around like that, some people don't take me seriously because they can get over it and they understand I am just foolin' around unlike dumb assholes like you getting offended on the internet for peeping a racist joke .. f**k outta here .. I have heard millions of asian jokes, and how did I feel? Not bad. Not good. Nothing. I just got over it .. so get over it idiot. |
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May 28 2006, 04:50 AM
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 我爱台妹,台妹爱我 Group: Member Posts: 877 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 52,340 |
^he didnt say ur screwed up. he said u messed up the joke. a mistake. a missprint. u should chill..... unless ur also joking.
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May 28 2006, 12:55 PM
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QUOTE(Statistik @ May 26 2006, 11:39 PM) Dude it's just a joke .. just because I made a mexican joke, does it mean I hate them? I have had mexican friends before, and when I joke around like that, some people don't take me seriously because they can get over it and they understand I am just foolin' around unlike dumb assholes like you getting offended on the internet for peeping a racist joke .. f**k outta here .. I have heard millions of asian jokes, and how did I feel? Not bad. Not good. Nothing. I just got over it .. so get over it idiot. Yeah, he was defending you, haha. He just said you screwed the joke up. Anyways, not to get off topic. I don't get it, "mexican feeding a family of four"? The "musician feeding a family of four" I don't get even more. |
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May 29 2006, 11:21 PM
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damn mike you slower than that horse that broke its leg during the preakness
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May 31 2006, 08:55 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
QUOTE(Statistik @ May 27 2006, 1:39 AM) Dude it's just a joke .. just because I made a mexican joke, does it mean I hate them? I have had mexican friends before, and when I joke around like that, some people don't take me seriously because they can get over it and they understand I am just foolin' around unlike dumb assholes like you getting offended on the internet for peeping a racist joke .. f**k outta here .. I have heard millions of asian jokes, and how did I feel? Not bad. Not good. Nothing. I just got over it .. so get over it idiot. This is coming from him: 
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| *Statistik* |
Jun 2 2006, 06:51 PM
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^Ehh you mad back on the wagon trying to bash me again by posting pictures of me? LOL can't do it verbally, so now pathetically, you have to post pictures thinking my picture speaks for itself?? nah LOL .. be more original kitty katt.
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Jun 2 2006, 09:07 PM
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 CB's Forum Troll Group: Member Posts: 926 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,142 |
:O~ his jokes r funny u kids need to chillax
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Jun 3 2006, 09:01 PM
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QUOTE(No Fear @ May 19 2006, 2:24 AM) Why so many racist jokes? most are funny as hell
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Jun 4 2006, 02:40 AM
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 the name is ada. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,688 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 334,608 |
Hahaha I heard this one before.
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Jun 4 2006, 08:52 AM
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QUOTE(Statistik @ May 27 2006, 7:39 AM) Dude it's just a joke .. just because I made a mexican joke, does it mean I hate them? I have had mexican friends before, and when I joke around like that, some people don't take me seriously because they can get over it and they understand I am just foolin' around unlike dumb assholes like you getting offended on the internet for peeping a racist joke .. f**k outta here .. I have heard millions of asian jokes, and how did I feel? Not bad. Not good. Nothing. I just got over it .. so get over it idiot. he was defending you. moron. and not a funny moron. just the normal kind. |
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