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how smart are you?, its a diff one =D
LuZz
post Nov 12 2004, 06:10 AM
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Are you the weakest link? Below are four (4) questions. You
have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are.

Ready?


GO!!! (scroll down)














First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?





















Answer:
If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!




Try not to screw up in the next question. To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.











Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?





















Answer:
If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?!







You're not very good at this are you?













Third Question:
Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?


Scroll down for answer..























Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?
























Mary's father has five daughters:
1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?





























Answer: Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again.



KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE "SMART PEOPLE" IN YOUR LIFE!
 

Posts in this topic
[x] L.U.C.Y [x]   how smart are you?   Nov 12 2004, 06:10 AM
wind&fire   all but the number one...   Nov 12 2004, 06:25 AM
LadyXTor   One right...congrats to me....this kinda made me f...   Nov 12 2004, 03:58 PM
dreamerOi   everything right except the second one. haha.   Nov 12 2004, 04:19 PM
Cloud_X   hahahah I'm so dumb I got none of 'em ri...   Nov 12 2004, 04:44 PM
anqie   Hahaha. I didn't bother to guess the answer, s...   Nov 12 2004, 05:09 PM
XaZnX07   hahha the number one was really tricky lol cause i...   Nov 12 2004, 05:22 PM
MyChemicalRomance.   the number one is confusing lol thats the only o...   Nov 12 2004, 06:28 PM
lyin_in_wait   atleast i got no.1 right....   Nov 12 2004, 06:43 PM
__xxfrappachino<3   ahahaha...that made me feel dumb... i had to rech...   Nov 12 2004, 09:42 PM
conster   i only got the 3 right dam it   Nov 12 2004, 10:59 PM
miss barnes   got 2 right...whoop whoop..aint THAT dumb!   Nov 12 2004, 11:56 PM
jnukes   QUOTE(AzNbUbZ @ Nov 12 2004, 4:25 AM)all but ...   Nov 13 2004, 12:11 AM
niez_cho   I only got the 3rd one wrong... lol.   Nov 13 2004, 08:16 AM
damn   wow.   Nov 13 2004, 08:37 AM
Weird addiction   i got one right...*sighs* im an idiot   Nov 13 2004, 09:45 AM
Dusck   I got two!!! Genious in the buildin...   Nov 14 2004, 03:18 AM
gothicvengeance   I got all right but the last one...read the questi...   Nov 14 2004, 05:10 PM
lil_shadow   hahah i got all of em wrong stupid me xD   Nov 14 2004, 08:57 PM
SuPerSoPow1025   2 right, w00t w00t. hahaha   Nov 14 2004, 09:05 PM
dani41790   weeeee i got all of em right   Nov 16 2004, 11:57 PM
tainted_angel   I got three of 'em right. I feel retarded thou...   Nov 17 2004, 02:05 AM
EXPLO5ION   i got one right. ouch.   Nov 21 2004, 06:26 PM
indykid845   i got all of them right except for question #2   Nov 21 2004, 07:04 PM
teenprincess   I wrote I don't know for all of them.   Nov 21 2004, 07:08 PM
goldenbanana   i got 5 out of 5.... i feel smarter... not really ...   Nov 22 2004, 12:09 AM
lonelydevil426   i got #4 wrong then when i read the answer i was ...   Nov 22 2004, 08:20 AM
sunissed14127   heh....i got all of em wrong....im such an airhead...   Nov 24 2004, 01:28 PM
pnai4eva   lmao...i got all of em wrong. I never knew i was t...   Nov 25 2004, 02:38 PM
mirage   lolz, i got the last one wrong, haha i am slow...   Nov 27 2004, 01:10 PM
LiLaZnGirL122   LOL I GET IT FOR DA LAST 1!! LOL i onliee ...   Nov 28 2004, 12:15 AM
xSqueekyMexicanx   lol i found the last question really funny   Dec 27 2004, 02:05 PM
audory   i'm still confused. how does the second one wo...   Dec 27 2004, 05:51 PM
not_your_average   The 3rd question's answer is wrong. it is 5000...   Dec 27 2004, 08:09 PM
toodlepops.   i got this mail once on friendster. so, i already ...   Dec 27 2004, 09:34 PM
electric shock   i.. am... sort of smart. ahah.. that's a secon...   Dec 27 2004, 11:49 PM
azn_r4pf4n   i lost on the 1st one.   Dec 27 2004, 11:56 PM
sheepy   i got the last one right!   Dec 28 2004, 06:17 PM
Shortiiex   i don't get question #2   Jan 12 2005, 03:30 PM
pAtRiCk_sTar   lol i only got the first one correct [e]dit: by t...   Jan 12 2005, 08:02 PM
chantel314   I got the 2nd question wrong XD   Jan 15 2005, 05:57 AM
yanners   i got the last 2 right. i've done the 2nd to ...   Jan 15 2005, 06:05 AM


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