The craziest thing your teacher have said/done, Tell us about it! Options

[doom_diver]

For me, it was my chemistry teacher. We were talking about the 4 types of oxides and we reached amphoteric oxides. We didn't get it so he made some examples, "You know, those people with the male organ and the female organ, you know that kind of stuff and amphoteric oxides are like that, acting like a basic and acidic oxide."

We all started to laugh and out of nowhere, he said "They do themselves!........" We laughed even harder after that and the class ended with craziness

Well, share it with us!

[Gypsy Eyes]

Awhile ago when I was in earth science we were doing a rock lab involving hardness and cleavage and things of that nature. This was an honors class, so everyone was pretty serious. Our teacher kept cracking up and was gettin so frustrated because we didn't know why. It turns out the lab was on page 69. After that we spent the entire double period talking about it. It was pretty funny

[*Weird addiction*]

OOooh, my religion teacher didn't know what a "P**sy" was. Actually it all happened in french (P**sy=chatte in french):

Teacher: I went to a shop and someone told me that her "P**sy" disturbs her a lot and if I had any solution.
My teacher proposed: put your P**sy (pussycat) on your shoulder or lock it up in a room.
The woman started laughing, so my religion teacher asked us why she was laughing.
Ok, it's not funny to you but BWAHHHHAAHAHA. He seriously DIDN'T know. HAHAHAHAHAHA. When he told him, he was RED. He's black, so imagine. He was really red. Oh God, I'm laughing.

This happened last tuesday, we have him once a week, I can't wait till next tuesday! HAHA.

[EddieV]

^ Wow that's amazing, I have to think about mine though.

[doom_diver]

Hehehe, on adore français, non?

Another funny thing happened in my class. We were having spanish class and the teacher asked a girl how to say "To be embarassed" She never paid attention and already forgot the vocab from 5 mins ago. She then tried to make something up "Estar........ embarazada?"

You will laugh if you understand spanish

[*Weird addiction*]

Je vais dans une école francophone mais je n'adore pas du tout le français.

[doom_diver]

You are really good in french, i learnt french for 5 years and dont even know how to say "To be embarassed"

Pourquoi vous n'aimez pas français?

[*This Confession*]

stfu?

it was rather funny.

[*Weird addiction*]

You are really good in french, i learnt french for 5 years and dont even know how to say "To be embarassed"

Pourquoi vous n'aimez pas français?

I'm good because I live in the French part of Belgium. Anyways, je n'aime pas prononcer "r". C'est horrible. C'est moche. C'est une très très moche langue. Désolée.

[nothing_plus_thi...]

oh. i've lots of these.

8th grade -- my math teacher /homeroom teacher threw her teacher's book across the room and threw a piece of chalk at someone's head. and then she cried.

8th grade -- a substitute slapped me across the face. he was a sub in gym. the bell rang. i told him we had to go change into our street clothes again. he got all red in the face and slapped me.

9th grade -- my science teacher gave me permission to beat a girl up. she was snapping her gum to just to annoy me. and playing with her water bottle. he took her water bottle and therw it out the window. i threw a shoe at her. he and i laughed. she got upset.

10 grade -- my law teacher took us on a field trip and decided he didn't want to go back to the school. so since we all took different vehicles, we went cruising around. he and the girl i was riding with got into a "high speed chase" with each other. he rode through some bushes to get away from her. and a red light. it was priceless. he was in a fancy little convertible.

12th grade -- honours english. the same teacher as above. launched us into an 80 minute long conversation about our sex lives. and monkeys. and onions. it was the most bizarre and awkward thing i've ever participated in.

10th grade -- my psych. teacher flipped out on the classroom clock. it was malfunctioning. so he took a stick and knocked it off the wall. and then acted like nothing happened.

11th grade -- my english teacher threw a pen at my head. i won a contest and started fighting with him about how there was no prize. and i so deserved a prize. so he ran to his desk, grabbed a pen, and threw it at my head. i loved that teacher. he also threatened on several occasions to lock me in the supply cabinet because i talked too much.

[technicolour]

In my Geometry class we were all saying crap because every BOMBED a test...and then my teacher told us to stop and then she said "Well, how do you like that bullsh_t". We were all stunned, because, this was not a teacher who would do that. Oh well, she was a b_tch anyways.

[*jooleeah*]

Hm. I've got a couple but they're not nearly as funny as a couple of yours...

One of my math teachers got really pissed off because this teacher that had used her classroom before her kept on stealing her markers. One day, she got really angry and came in and said "I'M GONNA KICK SOME ASS". It was pretty funny, cause she's definitely not someone you would expect to say that.

My history teacher threatened to take this one girl that talked too much and throw her in the trashcan [it was a rather large trashcan]. He actually picked her up and almost put her in it. Pretty funny.

[*Libertie*]

When I was in seventh grade, I had a science teacher who was nearly blind.. We stacked a few desks on top of each other and I climbed up to and put an apple on top of one of the ceiling tiles just over her desk (I was elected, they figured I was small enough that I wouldn't sent the tower of desks crashing down). A couple days later, it rotted and smelled AWFUL. She kept complaining and had no idea what it was. We actually had to have class in the auditorium for a few days while people were in there trying to figure it out.

But yeah, we did this ALL right in front of her. She just continued to stare forward. There were other things as well, but we know she wasn't just a pushover or anything because when she DID catch stuff like this she got super pissed.

[Retrogressive]

When I was going to a Christian school I took the worst art II class in history. My art teacher was incredibly strict and she never taught us anything. One day a friend of mine sat beside me in class and she asked if that was his seat. He said, "Yes........." She said, "You are a liar." We all got very silent then she said, "And liars go to hell." Then she finally made him go sit in his own seat. It was a joke with our art class for the rest of the year.

[*jooleeah*]

^Damn, Suzette. What are those teachers doing at Lassiter?

Well, I didn't know these things counted too.

Child porn images found on principal's computer:
Fulton County school officials have begun proceedings to dismiss a principal accused of child molestation, after they found pornographic images of children on his work computer. Michael Wayne Fox, 54, principal of Spalding Drive Elementary School, was arrested for allegedly molesting a 12-year-old boy last Saturday in a Northlake Mall restroom.

^My elementary school principal. Gross.

http://www.allthehitsq100.com/bertshow/ber...ure.asp?id=5667
^Yeah, this guy was my sixth grade teacher. He's a tutor now, though.

[AnnahhbeL]

My teacher strangled my classmate.

[-sincerely]

It's the only thing I can think of, but we had a sub just like Dr. Phil. Same looks, and as my friend says: same bald spots, same wrinkles, same ties, same voice, same motions. She asked this kid to blurt out during class if he's related to Dr. Phil, and he did. It was hilarious.

[xosteffanator]

^Damn, Suzette. What are those teachers doing at Lassiter?

Well, I didn't know these things counted too.
^My elementary school principal. Gross.

http://www.allthehitsq100.com/bertshow/ber...ure.asp?id=5667
^Yeah, this guy was my sixth grade teacher. He's a tutor now, though.

spalding drive?
wow you live really close to me, i used to go to river eves.

[*salcha*]

"The derivative of sex over x....I MEAN SIX"

I love my math teacher.

[*Ox_Su`Zie*]

One time in like the fourth grade one of my teachers miss matos got into a fist fight with a lunch lady because the lady spilled steamed vegetables on her new 80.00$ shirt that she was wearing to a wedding after school. that was funny. The lunch ladie got fired HAHAHAHA

[*jooleeah*]

spalding drive?
wow you live really close to me, i used to go to river eves.

Well, I only went to that elementary school for a couple of months. Then, I moved.

Maybe it's not the same Spalding Drive, cause I've never heard of River Eves. So...where do you live? Do you live in Georgia?

[marzipan]

One time in like the fourth grade one of my teachers miss matos got into a fist fight with a lunch lady because the lady spilled steamed vegetables on her new 80.00$ shirt that she was wearing to a wedding after school. that was funny. The lunch ladie got fired HAHAHAHA

[xmoon_lightx]

oh. i've lots of these.

8th grade -- my math teacher /homeroom teacher threw her teacher's book across the room and threw a piece of chalk at someone's head. and then she cried.

8th grade -- a substitute slapped me across the face. he was a sub in gym. the bell rang. i told him we had to go change into our street clothes again. he got all red in the face and slapped me.

9th grade -- my science teacher gave me permission to beat a girl up. she was snapping her gum to just to annoy me. and playing with her water bottle. he took her water bottle and therw it out the window. i threw a shoe at her. he and i laughed. she got upset.

10 grade -- my law teacher took us on a field trip and decided he didn't want to go back to the school. so since we all took different vehicles, we went cruising around. he and the girl i was riding with got into a "high speed chase" with each other. he rode through some bushes to get away from her. and a red light. it was priceless. he was in a fancy little convertible.

12th grade -- honours english. the same teacher as above. launched us into an 80 minute long conversation about our sex lives. and monkeys. and onions. it was the most bizarre and awkward thing i've ever participated in.

10th grade -- my psych. teacher flipped out on the classroom clock. it was malfunctioning. so he took a stick and knocked it off the wall. and then acted like nothing happened.

11th grade -- my english teacher threw a pen at my head. i won a contest and started fighting with him about how there was no prize. and i so deserved a prize. so he ran to his desk, grabbed a pen, and threw it at my head. i loved that teacher. he also threatened on several occasions to lock me in the supply cabinet because i talked too much.

^LMAO

[lalalaLANUH]

My sixth grade band teacher was meeting up with a girl on the internet and brought his like one year old son with him to meet her. Only this her was a cop. It happened during the summer, but when we got back to school it was all anyone could talk about.
Oh yeah, and one time my (unkempt, like painful to look at unkempt) science teacher got her hair done. But only once.

[allboutme2987]

one of my teachers once told the class she used to talk to cows when she was a kid....o.0