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 Jul 7 2006, 05:14 PM
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 It's anything but cute.  Group: Member Posts: 403 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 185,571  |
The page I'm having problems with.<--clickkkk See in the sidebar how they stretch out evenly to fit the length of the content? How can I get them to stay at the top? Here's my stuff: CODE <html>
<head> <title>Control Fweak--Archive</title> <link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="mystyle.css"> <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1"> <style type="text/css"> body { background:#white; background-image:url(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v351/TheTamme/357a0eff.jpg); background-repeat:repeat; scrollbar-face-color:white; scrollbar-shadow-color: white; scrollbar-highlight-color:white; scrollbar-3dlight-color: #ffffff; scrollbar-darkshadow-color: white; scrollbar-track-color: white; scrollbar-arrow-color: black;} A:link {color:B8B8B8; text-decoration: none; font-weight:bold; padding-top: 2px;} A:visited {color:B8B8B8;text-decoration: none; font-weight:bold; padding-top: 2px;} A:hover {color: white; position: relative;top: 1px; left: 1px; } li,ul,p,td{ background:transparent; font-size:8pt; color:#7A7A7A; font-family: arial; margin-left:1cm; margin-right:1cm; text-align:left; } .head { color:#5C5C5C; font-weight:bold; font-size:10pt; font-family:arial;; text-align:left; letter-spacing: 2px; letter-spacing: 2px; text-transform: uppercase; } .sidehead { color:white; font-weight:normal; font-size:10pt; font-family:century gothic; text-align:left; } <!-- .style1 {color: white} --> </style> </head> <body bgcolor="#FFFFFF" leftmargin="0" topmargin="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0"> <div align="center"> <table id="Table_01" width="778" height="300" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tr> <td> <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v351/TheTamme/6987a360.gif" width="778" height="87" alt=""></td> </tr> <tr> <td> <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v351/TheTamme/61a7c698.jpg" width="778" height="24" alt=""></td> </tr> <td style="background: url(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v351/TheTamme/9900b1bc.jpg); background-repeat:repeat-y;" > <table width="750" border="0" align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tr> <td width="203" class="sidehead"> <b>n</b>avigation <p> <a href="http://myspace.com/thetammie"> About Me </a><br> <a href=""> Archives </a><br> <a href=""> Stuff </a><br> <a href=""> More Stuff </a><br> </p> </td> <td width="587" rowspan="4"> <p class="head">June 21, 2006</p> <p> Upon arriving to get my athletic physical, I soon remembered the first task to this dreadful test: <br> <strong>Urinating Into A Dixie Cup</strong> <br><Br> I remembered years passed when I had trouble with this part. (One time I even spilled my piss) I decided that this time I will get it right. Oh, and I did. It's a technique I call the "Listen and Fill". <br><br> I thought, "Hm...I wonder how many other girls have the same problems I do" So to help out the girls that have yet to master the art of Dixie-Pissing, I have compiled a set of instructions (with illustrations...woo) in which girls can use for this nerve-wracking requirement to the athletic physical. <br><br><br> <em><strong>Step One</strong> </em>Acquire a cup from your school nurse or gym teacher or whomever is guiding the physical. (<em>See fig.1</em>) Make sure you have <strong>drank an immense amount of water</strong> before you get there. If you don't have to pee, they'll make you sit there and drink water until you have to. (And that's a bitch) <br> <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v351/TheTamme/80d31ddd.jpg" /> <br><em>fig.1 <br><br><strong>Step Two</strong> </em>Find the bathroom. (<em>see fig.2</em>) Preferably the bathroom closest to where you must bring your urine sample. Find an empty stall with toilet paper and a clean toilet with no poo or tampons in the bowl. Remember: you'll be reaching down into this toilet bowl. You don't want to reach down too far and get crap all over your hands. Then your life would suck. You'd probably also die. <br> <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v351/TheTamme/f052d1d6.jpg" /> <br><em>fig.2 </em><br><br> <strong><em>Step Three </em></strong>This is the first part of my technique called "Listen and Fill". Release your pee. <strong>Listen</strong> for the trickle noises. (<em>See fig.3</em>) Hear that beautiful music of urine against water. But don't get too into it because now you're ready for the next step! <br> <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v351/TheTamme/7a5591f1.jpg" /> <br>(<em>fig.3</em>) <br><Br> <strong><em>Step Four </em></strong>You're almost there! Now it's time to fill! Spread you legs and reach under until you can hear the dixie cup being filled. (<em>see fig.4</em>) Only fill it a little bit at the bottom of the cup. Keep some toilet paper on hand so you can wipe yourself. Just because you're adding a cup, doesn't mean you change standard bathroom procedures! Oh yeah, and you better wash your hands or I'll have Chuck Norris give you a roundhouse kick to the face. Trust me, you'll die. Of course, that's if you havn't died already from Step Two. Now take the cup and give it to your nurse. <br> <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v351/TheTamme/228edd2a.jpg" /> <br><em>fig.4 </em> <br><center><span style="font-size:180%;">You're done!!! <br><Br><span style="font-size:100%;">Now you can celebrate! (or finish the rest of your physical) Reward yourself! Eat some cake, listen to Britney Spears, go on a killing spree. You're worth it!</span> </span></center> <center></center><center></center><center></center> <br> <center><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v351/TheTamme/3fcf835e.jpg"> <br> This concludes my tutorial on peeing into a dixie cup. I hope it came in handy!</center> </p> </li> </font> </td> </tr> <tr> <td class="sidehead"><b>l</b>inks <p> <a href="http://xxbrokenskinxx.deviantart.com/">xxbrokenskinxx</a><br> stuff stuff stuff </p> </td> </tr> <tr> <td class="sidehead">Stuff <p> stuff stuff stuff </p> </td> </tr> <tr> <td class="sidehead"> <p><font color=white><span class="style1">© Tammie Harris </span></font></p><br> </td> </tr> </table> </td> </tr> <tr> <td><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v351/TheTamme/6dbc5da3.jpg" width="778" height="24" alt=""></td> </tr> <tr> <td><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v351/TheTamme/357a0eff.jpg" width="778" height="10alt=""></td> </tr> </table> </div> </body> </html> |
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Jul 7 2006, 05:39 PM
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 ^^Going Back to Basics Group: Member Posts: 79 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 425,381 |
I don't know how to help you but I just wanted to say I like your whole pissing in a cup tutorial. very interesting
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Jul 7 2006, 05:41 PM
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It's anything but cute. Group: Member Posts: 403 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 185,571 |
Meh. Thanks, haha.
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