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 Apr 30 2005, 08:07 PM
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 itz fo shor.  Group: Member Posts: 68 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 74,590  |
im sure some of u heard this before,
 When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits. |
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silence men are smart! Apr 30 2005, 08:07 PM
sandy_lumpy_shore lol but i dont really get it Apr 30 2005, 09:19 PM Jayembe ahaha thats funny but some of the words confused m... Apr 30 2005, 09:20 PM dahding hahahaha. that made me laugh. May 1 2005, 08:09 AM FoOd Ha ha, guys really can learn. May 1 2005, 10:37 AM ROARxD i dont get it.. May 1 2005, 03:31 PM ITSBONKERS ahas . funny. May 1 2005, 04:56 PM Paradox of Life I don't get it...
Ohhh, I--
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Nope. May 1 2005, 07:57 PM xbr0kensmil3 lol i got it ! May 1 2005, 08:41 PM xXYouMeBedNowXx *smack*
No wonder. May 1 2005, 11:56 PM iNyCxShoRT i don't get it. May 3 2005, 05:35 PM --x who0ps hahah, cool joke (: May 6 2005, 12:35 AM Spiritual Winged Aura Hahaha, that guy has issue. May 8 2005, 04:29 AM ApocalypseAelis Nice joke. :D
How can you not get it? There... May 8 2005, 07:39 PM mypaperheart__x3 thats weird.. May 11 2005, 10:41 PM
sikdragon amen brother. May 17 2005, 07:19 AM  |
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