first person to page 21 wins :D, version candy&football dedicated to my dearest tina :D |
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to be honest i've never heard of chuck norris, until now. -googles picture-
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Apr 24 2006, 07:39 PM
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^LMFAO shauna
QUOTE(Girthy @ Apr 24 2006, 8:37 PM)  Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. 
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Apr 24 2006, 07:39 PM
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Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about Chuck Norris during sex, because they are doing the same thing.
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Apr 24 2006, 07:41 PM
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^OMFG
Chuck Norris once challenged neil armstrong to a "who has more testicles match". Chuck Norris won. By 5 |
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Apr 24 2006, 07:42 PM
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on the third page this came up
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Apr 24 2006, 07:42 PM
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It eats you, starting with your bottom. Group: Member Posts: 1,999 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,674 |
LMAO! It's Mr. T!
Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying “booya”. |
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Apr 24 2006, 07:43 PM
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The idea for the show "24" is actually stolen from a drawing Chuck Norris made when he was drunk.
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Apr 24 2006, 07:43 PM
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and the 5th page......
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Apr 24 2006, 07:43 PM
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QUOTE(robb0 @ Apr 23 2006, 10:37 PM) HI KC! Hi Robbin Givens |
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Apr 24 2006, 07:44 PM
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After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more “humane”.
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Apr 24 2006, 07:44 PM
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and the 7th page.......
 he is a murderer. |
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Apr 24 2006, 07:45 PM
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Vin Diesel irons his shirts while he's wearing them.
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Apr 24 2006, 07:46 PM
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It eats you, starting with your bottom. Group: Member Posts: 1,999 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,674 |
Vin Diesel jokes, a kid in my homeroom was reading those outloud once.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry; the man ate a f**king Indian. |
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Apr 24 2006, 07:50 PM
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Apr 24 2006, 07:52 PM
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skp86, Madame C  you all are invisible, except for me & Carey--i think it is? |
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Apr 24 2006, 07:56 PM
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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME? THANKS.
(r˛+12r+36)÷(r+9) using long division. -__- |
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Apr 24 2006, 07:57 PM
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Wtf...
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Apr 24 2006, 08:01 PM
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(r˛+12r+36)÷(r+9) = r + 3 remainder 9
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Apr 24 2006, 08:01 PM
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o_o
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Apr 24 2006, 08:02 PM
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 Smartypants.
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Apr 24 2006, 08:02 PM
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QUOTE(Girthy @ Apr 24 2006, 9:01 PM) (r˛+12r+36)÷(r+9) = r + 3 remainder 9 the steps too. -__- i have no idea how to do this. |
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Apr 24 2006, 08:05 PM
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QUOTE Online. 7 user(s) are reading this topic. 1 guests, 3 anonymous members, 3 members. skp86, Intoxique, Zatanna rebecca to the rescue! |
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Apr 24 2006, 08:05 PM
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*shivers*
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Apr 24 2006, 08:06 PM
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Kevin is too smart, let's beat him with a bat.
LOL, Christine, you & your porn pictures  .
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Apr 24 2006, 08:06 PM
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In 1998 a company began producing "What would Chuck Norris do?" bracelets. They had to be pulled off the market because of the increase in roundhouse kick related deaths.
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