Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer, pt.1 |
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 May 28 2004, 02:25 PM
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 Serious As A Heart Attack.  Group: Member Posts: 2,292 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,344  |
no not realli...
what makes four leaf clovers luckie?? |
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May 28 2004, 11:30 PM
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#177
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 you're lovely. :] Group: Member Posts: 225 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,222 |
because it has 4 leaves
why are there 12 months in a year? |
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May 29 2004, 12:13 AM
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Serious As A Heart Attack. Group: Member Posts: 2,292 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,344 |
because thats what God decided...
what makes the grass so green? |
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May 29 2004, 12:38 AM
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the green monster from sesame street pooped on them
why is stitch blue? |
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May 29 2004, 12:45 AM
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te quiero Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678 |
because he fell in water and it stained him.
why does your boyfriend like me more than you? |
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May 29 2004, 12:52 AM
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Serious As A Heart Attack. Group: Member Posts: 2,292 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,344 |
he doesnt..he'll never like you more than me
why is ketchup called ketchup? |
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May 29 2004, 12:54 AM
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 n0t p3rf3c7 Group: Member Posts: 358 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,998 |
cuz..... i like eggs........
 Do, YOU, like EGGS? 
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May 29 2004, 12:54 AM
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 Miss Alice Group: Member Posts: 1,257 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,454 |
i luuuuuuuv eggs
how come we read from left to right? |
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May 29 2004, 12:57 AM
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because chinese people read from right to left
how come teachers get paid a lot |
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May 29 2004, 01:00 AM
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te quiero Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678 |
because they have affairs with the principals
how come principals are fat? |
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May 29 2004, 01:02 AM
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cuz they are hood richer than teachers and they eat and they get fat
why cant dogs fly? |
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May 29 2004, 01:04 AM
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you're lovely. :] Group: Member Posts: 225 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,222 |
because they eat eat eat apples and bananas....and the oit oit oit oipples and boinoinois....
:edit: because they dont ahve wings? why is play-doh stinky? |
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May 29 2004, 01:05 AM
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cuz they are realli made outta colored poop
how come babies likes eating play-dohs? |
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May 29 2004, 02:01 AM
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because they think it's delicious
why is my butt itching? |
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May 29 2004, 02:09 AM
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Serious As A Heart Attack. Group: Member Posts: 2,292 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,344 |
cos i put itching powder in your pants..duhhhh
why are you picking your nose?? |
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May 29 2004, 10:34 AM
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 WUT THA DUCK? Group: Member Posts: 3,950 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,138 |
sumthing is in it...
i clean the toliet with coke... do you? |
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May 29 2004, 11:19 AM
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Serious As A Heart Attack. Group: Member Posts: 2,292 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,344 |
oh all the time..the bubbles on my @$$ feel so nice...
why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?? |
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May 29 2004, 02:52 PM
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 Prez of Student Council 04/05 Group: Member Posts: 2,888 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 851 |
because the government is stupid that they can't tell the difference
why is ice cream cold? |
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May 29 2004, 02:54 PM
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Serious As A Heart Attack. Group: Member Posts: 2,292 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,344 |
ummm..because we stick it in the freezer?? haha
why do girls wear high heels?? |
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May 29 2004, 08:23 PM
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*marie* Group: Member Posts: 180 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,051 |
because they're short?
how come high school comes after junior high? |
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May 29 2004, 09:51 PM
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 pixel hybrid Group: Member Posts: 6,410 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,081 |
Because Junior is short, no?
Why do you have a butt? |
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May 29 2004, 10:43 PM
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Prez of Student Council 04/05 Group: Member Posts: 2,888 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 851 |
so its comfy when we sit!!
why is a football not round but called a ball |
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May 30 2004, 01:07 AM
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Serious As A Heart Attack. Group: Member Posts: 2,292 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,344 |
because thats what someone decided to call it??
how do you drown a fish?? |
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May 30 2004, 01:16 AM
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n0t p3rf3c7 Group: Member Posts: 358 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,998 |
you stuff their gills with sand
How can u kill something invisable?
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May 30 2004, 03:58 PM
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*marie* Group: Member Posts: 180 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,051 |
very carefully
 how come the world spins around and around? |
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