I'm Looking For Hostees Options

[Shizzle]

Who wants to become one of my loyal, humble hostees? *cough slaves cough*

I'm looking for hostees over in the land of Biscuit Shizzle. You've never heard of that land? Shush poohead! Anyway, if anyone is interested, I'll offer them a subdomain.

The wonderful gift package includes: PHP access, MySQL access, FTP account, subdomain name, and not unlimited space... but enough for what you'll need (I shall judge that! muahaa!) Oh, yeah, and you also get me. Whew.

My only major rules involve inappropriateness, large files, and the requirement of atleast having an ounce of talent. Don't worry though... createblog members always have talent

To sign-up, there is an application form here: http://biscuitshizzle.com/hosting/form.php VOILA! Now sign-up slaves! sign! sign! SIGN! I mean... hostees... er.. please?