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2 jokes, :D
xchrystizzle
post Feb 2 2006, 05:55 PM
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1. wanna know a really dirty joke?
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...a white horse jumps into a huge puddle of mud!



2. wanna hear a really long joke?
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...a guy bikes from miami to new york city!

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Posts in this topic
xchrystizzle   2 jokes   Feb 2 2006, 05:55 PM
Petrified   Very dull.   Feb 3 2006, 08:51 PM
Programmer   wanna know another secret? ...   Feb 3 2006, 10:36 PM
CUTEBUNNY160   ^ lol Programmer , that was a good one   Feb 12 2006, 07:03 PM
Retrogressive   QUOTE(CUTEBUNNY160 @ Feb 12 2006, 7:03 PM)^ l...   Feb 15 2006, 08:01 AM
Rikkiismyname   Yeah those kind of were horrible...   Feb 14 2006, 08:59 PM
chococat15   ............ *cough* crickett.....cricket..........   Feb 14 2006, 09:01 PM
o0olaalaa   *hears pin drop*   Feb 14 2006, 09:03 PM
wind&fire   CRAP I CLICKED THIS THREAD AGAIN!!! ...   Feb 15 2006, 07:59 AM
xnofearx   ...   Feb 15 2006, 10:26 AM
BrokenDream   Interesting Riiii...   Feb 18 2006, 12:39 AM
Stephire   Funny award=Not won.   Feb 18 2006, 12:42 AM
..:loveee.NuTTii   Well...at least you tried. *gives Paula Abdul-like...   Feb 18 2006, 06:43 PM
iNyCxShoRT   I like your signature. Nice try.   Feb 24 2006, 10:44 PM
Ice Cream 4 U   h. ...   Mar 29 2006, 10:34 PM
smearedmakeup   The comments replied by others were funnier than t...   Mar 30 2006, 10:20 PM
Paradox of Life   ^ Agreed. The joke was amusing ...   Mar 30 2006, 10:49 PM
LiLaZnGirL122   uhhhh... i dont really get the 1st joke.... how is...   Mar 31 2006, 03:09 AM
wind&fire   ^ hahahahahahahaha *laughs at you*   Apr 2 2006, 12:19 AM
_sarcastic_   wow. i actually grinned when i saw the first one, ...   Apr 2 2006, 11:02 AM
INSANITY IS LAUGHING   I agree. The first one made me smirk a litte, but ...   Apr 2 2006, 01:12 PM
APPLEjuicex   those are lame.   Apr 2 2006, 03:02 PM
oX_Muh_Nirvana_Xo   HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA * Starts crying * hahah not..   Apr 2 2006, 08:07 PM
lil_chubby_cheeks2   that was horrible .   Apr 2 2006, 08:11 PM


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