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post Mar 3 2006, 07:15 PM
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A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare - the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died. The father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed. The next day, Auntie Susie dies.

One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that granddaddy had died. The father assures the son that granddaddy is fine and sends him to bed. The next day, granddaddy dies.

One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that daddy had died. The father assures the son that he is OK and sends the boy to bed. The man goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is so terrified.

The next day, the man is scared for his life- he is sure is going to die. After dressing he drives very cautiously to work fearful of a collision. He doesn't eat lunch because he is scared of food poisoning. He avoids everyone for he is sure he will somehow be killed. He jumps at every noise, starts at every movement and hides under his desk.

Upon walking in his front door at the end of the day, he finds his wife. "Good God, Dear," he proclaims, "I've just had the worst day of my entire life!" She responds, "You think your day was bad, the milkman dropped dead on the doorstep this morning."
 

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lilxroxy   psychic son   Mar 3 2006, 07:15 PM
lil_chubby_cheeks2   LOLLLL omgosh, thats sad for that guy. :] i wonde...   Mar 3 2006, 07:18 PM
azngrl7691   ive heard alot of different versions of this story...   Mar 11 2006, 12:23 AM
O_O   >< haha. that was quite funny.   Mar 17 2006, 07:29 PM
APPLEjuicex   hahaha, thats cute. but, sad.   Mar 18 2006, 08:01 PM
xxaznxgurlxx   haha . wow i feel bad for the husband .. all the w...   Mar 19 2006, 01:31 AM
ROARxD   lmao xD wow; Wondered how he felt about that xD   Mar 21 2006, 09:22 PM
Ice Cream 4 U   ^^Haha, yeah. I wonder if they got a divorce xP   Mar 22 2006, 06:40 PM
xnofearx   Lol, it was pretty funny.   Mar 22 2006, 07:33 PM


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