The Vending Machine Options

[JustAnotherTeena...]

You get splattered with orange goo

-inserts keyboard-

[jue]

you get a pen that will self destruct in 1 second.

-inserts paper-

[_sarcastic_]

paper clip flies out and hits you

-inserts cake-

[xosteffanator]

you get milk pouring all over you with a gay girl who is in love with you.
-inserts $10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000-

[much2muse]

you get bill gates
-inserts college mail-

[_sarcastic_]

you get to go to whichever college you want to

-inserts love-

[xmkaex]

you get happiness.

*insert coin*

[_sarcastic_]

you become rich

-inserts best friend-

[Tribal J_Rome]

you get an enemy lol iono

*inserts life*

[_sarcastic_]

nothing comes out

-inserts soup-

[*digital.fragrance*]

You get a salad.

::inserts myself::

[_sarcastic_]

someone else comes out

-inserts toothpaste-

[cheerbee07]

you get clean teeth.

-inserts friendship-

[_sarcastic_]

you have many more friends

-inserts hand-

[ecargnmyst]

you get groped

-insert fish-

[IceCream4U]

You get...uh...gross sushi

-inserts abercrombie-

[meleonade]

u get harassed by a hot guy

-inserts penguin-

[xmkaex]

gets a cute penguin plushie

*inserts homework*

[Flavored Condom]

gets homework

*inserts glow in the dark trojan condoms*

[*swtcherriipie*]

Gets Seamen Infested Dlow in the dark condoms :)

-Inserts Finger-

hehe.

[ecargnmyst]

gets 2 fingers

*insert girl*

[_sarcastic_]

boy comes out

-inserts my hair-

[IceCream4U]

you get RED horsehair.



-inserts the color-

[JustAnotherTeena...]

you get a shirt stained that color

-inserts Radiohead CD-

[IceCream4U]

you get fuzz.


-inserts troll-