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Pencil in penis backfires A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.

Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.

So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.

Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the daily Kurir reported.

Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade's Zvezdara hospital, who succesfully removed the pencil, said: "At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth.

"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."

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BrandonSaunders   Kinky Reaches a New Level   Feb 16 2006, 04:55 PM
chococat15   ......................................... disgust...   Feb 16 2006, 04:57 PM
Heathasm   hahahhah...ive heard of people doing things like t...   Feb 16 2006, 05:41 PM
[pshaa]shauna   ROTF! That is funny on so mnay different le...   Feb 16 2006, 05:46 PM
annabel_x   wtf..   Feb 16 2006, 05:55 PM
o0olaalaa   lol wat a weirdo   Feb 16 2006, 06:05 PM
xnofearx   AAAH! This seems really painful...   Feb 16 2006, 06:26 PM
krispy_kreme333   Wow that is crazy. Just wow.   Feb 16 2006, 06:32 PM
gigiopolis   LOOL. That's hilarious. It must've been e...   Feb 16 2006, 06:33 PM
insomniac   o... wow.   Feb 16 2006, 06:39 PM
starlette   OW! I mean ow. I don't even have one and...   Feb 16 2006, 06:39 PM
Retrogressive   That is so disgusting....   Feb 16 2006, 06:47 PM
Krunk_Muzik   Lol! This muthafucka... He krazy for that one....   Feb 16 2006, 06:54 PM
BitterSweetness   wow. a bit desperate there isn't it? i mean..s...   Feb 16 2006, 07:07 PM
Hiphop d[-_-]b   ... Thats just sad. He couldnt keep it up for as l...   Feb 16 2006, 08:55 PM
illumineering   Damn! It hurts to even think about it. A who...   Feb 16 2006, 08:58 PM
anqie   i read that somewhere.. anyways hella nasty. how ...   Feb 16 2006, 09:01 PM
Madame C   What I want to know is what happened to the woman....   Feb 16 2006, 09:06 PM
Levy2k6   just reading the line made my crotch flinch.. tha...   Feb 16 2006, 09:23 PM
chaneun   lol wouldn't his partner notice theres a large...   Feb 16 2006, 09:25 PM
APPLEjuicex   WTF? ever of heard of viagra, kid?   Feb 16 2006, 09:36 PM
slut   that's like SO HAWT. <3   Feb 16 2006, 09:43 PM
Retrogressive   QUOTE(slut @ Feb 16 2006, 9:43 PM)that's ...   Feb 17 2006, 01:52 AM
peggysturr   First impression: ROFLMAO. Viagra is available. L...   Feb 16 2006, 09:49 PM
-lana   oh dear, how embarrasing. xDD   Feb 16 2006, 09:53 PM
Chii   QUOTE(xnofearx @ Feb 16 2006, 6:26 PM)AAAH...   Feb 16 2006, 11:23 PM
Jorge   You my friend have serious issues.   Feb 16 2006, 11:24 PM
x_angawhomps   How the hell do you stick a pencil in your penis ?   Feb 17 2006, 01:55 AM
tic tac.   ROFL!!! What a freak.   Feb 17 2006, 01:56 AM
deus_ex_machina   "Hun, I have to cut our session short cause I...   Feb 17 2006, 03:44 AM
aeyungg xd   .. ehem. AHHAAHS. viagra. LMAO. honestly, i find...   Feb 17 2006, 07:33 PM
yanners   oh. how gross.   Feb 17 2006, 11:36 PM
simx   oh well, sucks for him.   Feb 18 2006, 01:24 AM
Smoogrish   That's pretty weird. Didn't it.. hurt? Owc...   Feb 21 2006, 07:49 PM
kaleidoscoped   ouchhhhhh. poor man.   Feb 21 2006, 09:03 PM
xxxSiERRAxxx   a penis stiff during sex..lol   Feb 22 2006, 02:54 AM
vash1530   WOW!!! THIS IS EVEN STUPIDER THAN THE ...   Feb 22 2006, 03:16 PM
ecargnmyst   QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Feb 16 2006, 4:55...   Feb 22 2006, 03:28 PM
Nicolatofu   Wow, poor guy. Do they not have pills like viagra ...   Feb 22 2006, 04:25 PM
Smoogrish   He apparently did not know.   Feb 22 2006, 06:11 PM
lilxl0ser   L M A O...hahahaaha that made me laugh...haha awwh...   Feb 22 2006, 06:15 PM
Smoogrish   ^ Hahaha. "You.. what? Stuck a pencil in your...   Feb 22 2006, 06:17 PM
stellery   wtf o_o. that`s.. unusual.   Feb 23 2006, 07:38 PM
xbabyboo   Gross and odd.   Feb 23 2006, 07:50 PM
ranniel   Lmao, this is disturbing.. damn that guy is plain ...   Feb 23 2006, 07:58 PM
Frankie   not only is that gross but that's just stupid....   Feb 23 2006, 08:14 PM
electric shock   OWWW. that's like a girl masturbating with a p...   Feb 23 2006, 08:16 PM
Paradox of Life   AHAHAHA. That's disgusting. "Tupic said ...   Feb 23 2006, 09:15 PM
aubbob.   lmaooooo that must have hurt.   Feb 24 2006, 10:52 PM
BannanaQ   I tried to laugh, but I almost vomitted reading th...   Feb 24 2006, 10:59 PM


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