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Toilet Paper Is Worth Dying Over
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post Feb 21 2006, 03:38 PM
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Source: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/...8FTFE180.shtml



Fla. Man Kills Roommate Over Toilet Paper
By Associated Press

5 hours ago

MOSS BLUFF, Fla. - A man accused of fatally beating his roommate with a sledgehammer and a claw hammer because there was no toilet paper in their home has been arrested.

Franklin Paul Crow, 56, was charged Monday with homicide in the death of Kenneth Matthews, 58, according to the Marion County Sheriff's Office.

Capt. Thomas Bibb said Crow initially denied his involvement, but confessed during questioning.

Crow told investigators that the men were fighting about the toilet paper over the weekend when Matthews pulled out a rifle. Crow said he then began beating Matthews with the sledgehammer and claw hammer, according to an affidavit.

Matthews was beaten so badly he had to be identified through his fingerprints, detectives said.

Crow was being held at the Marion County jail without bond. It was not immediately known whether he had an attorney.

Anything to keep your ass clean. rolleyes.gif
 
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post Feb 21 2006, 03:41 PM
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Matthews was beaten so badly he had to be identified through his fingerprints, detectives said.


holy... that's terrible, i don't even want to imagine that in my head. goodness.
 
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post Feb 21 2006, 03:49 PM
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^ I was thinking the same thing. I mean come on, toilet paper. Ask your neighbor for some. Jeebus.
 
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post Feb 21 2006, 03:51 PM
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QUOTE(MF Doom @ Feb 21 2006, 3:38 PM) *
Anything to keep your ass clean. rolleyes.gif

laugh.gif And I thought I was desperate for toilet paper!
 
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post Feb 21 2006, 04:04 PM
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A friend of mine sent this article to me earlier.

What a silly thing to fight over. Guess he should have spared a square. *snort*
 
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post Feb 21 2006, 04:18 PM
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QUOTE(Zatanna @ Feb 21 2006, 5:04 PM) *
Guess he should have spared a square. *snort*


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post Feb 21 2006, 04:24 PM
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thats just dumb.
 
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post Feb 21 2006, 04:41 PM
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I feel bad for his roommate. Sounds like Crow was intoxicated, doesn't it?
 
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post Feb 21 2006, 04:48 PM
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^yes indeed

that's just retarded
 
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post Feb 21 2006, 05:23 PM
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Definitely retarded. And I'm also wondering (I wonder too much( if he had ever done anything like this before. I think he has anger management issues of a serious nature.
 
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post Feb 21 2006, 06:31 PM
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Dude ... they're like almost 60 years old. This is really strange.
 
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post Feb 21 2006, 06:43 PM
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!!! Wow, I never realized that!

Who ever knew old men were so crazy?
 
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post Feb 21 2006, 07:05 PM
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What an idiot.
 
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post Feb 21 2006, 09:00 PM
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Pretty sad. What were they fighting about? Who used it last or who was going to get more?
 
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post Feb 21 2006, 09:04 PM
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Pretty sad. What were they fighting about? Who used it last or who was going to get more?


toilet paper

thats pretty stupid mellow.gif
i mean if youre out of tp, then go buy some. DUHH COMMON SENSE PEOPLE
 
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post Feb 21 2006, 10:41 PM
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That's insane o_o
 
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post Feb 22 2006, 12:12 AM
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QUOTE(Smoogrish @ Feb 21 2006, 9:00 PM) *
Pretty sad. What were they fighting about? Who used it last or who was going to get more?

they fought because there wasn't any left. i read another article about this on yahoo.

that is ridiculous that someone lost their life over toilet paper. but in the killer's defense, the guy who died pulled out the rifle first...
 
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post Feb 22 2006, 12:20 AM
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post Feb 22 2006, 12:38 AM
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Like Chii said, he did pull out the rifle first, but self-defense only goes so far...then it just became brutal. blink.gif I mean come on...it's toilet paper.
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post Feb 22 2006, 12:55 AM
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LOL. That's dumbass stupid. There's always newspaper...

That's very stupid.
 
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post Feb 22 2006, 02:39 AM
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I had to scroll down half way through that
It has a sickening picture in my mind

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post Feb 22 2006, 10:36 AM
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dude that guy's like mentally retarded. who the heck fights over toilet paper. i mean to kill another person over toilet paper?! thats just retarded. wow; never thought people would be so obsessed over something as small as toilet paper.
 
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post Feb 22 2006, 10:44 AM
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Hmm, very stupid.
That guy is going to jail for the rest of his life for... toilet paper? o_O
 
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post Feb 22 2006, 03:07 PM
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HAHAHAHA THIS HAS TO BE THE FUNNIEST THING IVE HEARD ALL DAY!!!! LEAVE IT TO CB TO MAKE MY DAY!!! biggrin.gif
 
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post Feb 22 2006, 03:22 PM
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AHAHAHAHAHA..so many crazy storiess
 
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