Twilight by Stephenie Meyer, has anyone read it? Options

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Edward slowly unzipped his pants, lowered them to his ankles, and squatted over Bella. Her lily-white bosom heaved with her every anticipatory breath. She licked her lips with fervent desire. Edward slowly separated his cool, pale buttocks to reveal the most dazzling, puckered anus Bella had ever laid her glittering, chestnut eyes upon. A burst of hot gas escaped Edward's pulsating anus and left Bella's pale face awash in his sensual stench. Slowly, a brilliant brown pebble was squeezed out of the dazzling vampire's anus. Then another dazzling brown pebble slid out of the vampire's gaping anus, and yet another, until Edward released a large, steaming, mucousy defecation upon Bella's beautiful face.
Bella's ecstasy upon receiving her lover's gift sent her over the edge into a violent, shuddering orgasm. As the last drops of semen were excreted from her thick, red, throbbing erection, she let out a contented sigh. Slowly, Bella relaxed her sinewy body. Edward was now lying besides her, facing her. As the semen settled upon her creamy white thighs, he quickly leaned down and lapped up every last drop. The sensation of his tongue on the she-males thighs sent Bella into incredible desire. She reached her hands up to her face and began to smear the still steaming excrement into her fair face and dark, curly hair.
Bella let out a loud moan and began to smear the hot feces into her hungry mouth. The sound of her moans accompanied the sound of her gigantic erection flopping against the floor with every writhing motion of her body, creating a sensual rhythm. The sound awakened Bella and Edward's napping daughter, Renesmee. She had been resting beside the couple throughout their fecal coitous, her young, nubile body fueling their pedophilic passions. The little girl rubbed her eyes and looked hungrily at her father's gaping, excrement-smeared anus.

"C'mon, little girl, you know what to do. Come clean daddy's hole," Edward cooed.

Renesmee did as she was told and hungrily licked her loving father's gaping anus. Through their shared psychic connection, she told him of how she wished her mother would slide her hard, thick, throbbing PENIS into her elastic, child’s anus. Bella, quick to pick up on the conversation, became aroused at this idea. Her arousal was too much to contain. Her erection began to throb with wild pulsation and soon, a smaller PENIS had emerged from the head of her own. Bella now had two PENISes, stacked upon one another, which totaled in length of over three feet.
The smaller PENIS had a small mouth protruding from its head. It greatly resembled the inner-mouth of the female aliens in the film, “Alien.” It’s small mouth let out a sensual moan.

Renesmee, amazed by this, bent over in front of her mother and spread her loose VAGINA open. Intuitively, Edward stood in front of the little girl and spread his massive bush to reveal a dazzlingly white VAGINA, similar to his daughter’s. As Renesmee bent over and splayed her VAGINA and buttocks, he beckoned her to lick his long, sagging labial folds. As she happily did so, Bella came from behind her and violently thrust her double-PENIS into the child's rear.
The force of this tore the little girl in two.

Her dead face still rest next to her father's large pubic bush, her tongue hanging out of her mouth. Bella stated, "Looks like we have some cleaning up to do, Eddie."

She reached for the telephone and called a friend. "Come over," she beckoned, "We're going to have dinner in half an hour."

Bella and Edward cleaned themselves off in the shower and dressed in the fine beige and satin clothing Alice had given to them after fingering their anuses one afternoon. The doorbell rang and Edward answered it. Nuttymadam stepped inside, looking famished.

Nuttymadam unhinged her massive jaw, her jowls and double chin flapping with fervent excitement. As saliva dripped down her gaping maw, she approached the spent body of Renesmee and bellowed, "UHMAYZING BUUUUUUHK!"

Nuttymadam shoveled the limp, bloody, semen covered corpse into her gigantic mouth.

And then John was a zombie.

This post has been edited by hypnotique: Mar 15 2009, 03:23 AM

Reason for edit: NSFW. jesus christ that made me crack up...

[alohacaligirl]

Oh my goodness.. The Twilight Series is amazing!

[Medi]

Who hasn't read these books? ^_^

[Senta]

I've come to realize how much I hate this series.

[creole]

Edward slowly unzipped his pants, lowered them to his ankles, and squatted over Bella. Her lily-white bosom heaved with her every anticipatory breath. She licked her lips with fervent desire. Edward slowly separated his cool, pale buttocks to reveal the most dazzling, puckered anus Bella had ever laid her glittering, chestnut eyes upon. A burst of hot gas escaped Edward's pulsating anus and left Bella's pale face awash in his sensual stench. Slowly, a brilliant brown pebble was squeezed out of the dazzling vampire's anus. Then another dazzling brown pebble slid out of the vampire's gaping anus, and yet another, until Edward released a large, steaming, mucousy defecation upon Bella's beautiful face.
Bella's ecstasy upon receiving her lover's gift sent her over the edge into a violent, shuddering orgasm. As the last drops of semen were excreted from her thick, red, throbbing erection, she let out a contented sigh. Slowly, Bella relaxed her sinewy body. Edward was now lying besides her, facing her. As the semen settled upon her creamy white thighs, he quickly leaned down and lapped up every last drop. The sensation of his tongue on the she-males thighs sent Bella into incredible desire. She reached her hands up to her face and began to smear the still steaming excrement into her fair face and dark, curly hair.
Bella let out a loud moan and began to smear the hot feces into her hungry mouth. The sound of her moans accompanied the sound of her gigantic erection flopping against the floor with every writhing motion of her body, creating a sensual rhythm. The sound awakened Bella and Edward's napping daughter, Renesmee. She had been resting beside the couple throughout their fecal coitous, her young, nubile body fueling their pedophilic passions. The little girl rubbed her eyes and looked hungrily at her father's gaping, excrement-smeared anus.

"C'mon, little girl, you know what to do. Come clean daddy's hole," Edward cooed.

Renesmee did as she was told and hungrily licked her loving father's gaping anus. Through their shared psychic connection, she told him of how she wished her mother would slide her hard, thick, throbbing PENIS into her elastic, child’s anus. Bella, quick to pick up on the conversation, became aroused at this idea. Her arousal was too much to contain. Her erection began to throb with wild pulsation and soon, a smaller PENIS had emerged from the head of her own. Bella now had two PENISes, stacked upon one another, which totaled in length of over three feet.
The smaller PENIS had a small mouth protruding from its head. It greatly resembled the inner-mouth of the female aliens in the film, “Alien.” It’s small mouth let out a sensual moan.

Renesmee, amazed by this, bent over in front of her mother and spread her loose VAGINA open. Intuitively, Edward stood in front of the little girl and spread his massive bush to reveal a dazzlingly white VAGINA, similar to his daughter’s. As Renesmee bent over and splayed her VAGINA and buttocks, he beckoned her to lick his long, sagging labial folds. As she happily did so, Bella came from behind her and violently thrust her double-PENIS into the child's rear.
The force of this tore the little girl in two.

Her dead face still rest next to her father's large pubic bush, her tongue hanging out of her mouth. Bella stated, "Looks like we have some cleaning up to do, Eddie."

She reached for the telephone and called a friend. "Come over," she beckoned, "We're going to have dinner in half an hour."

Bella and Edward cleaned themselves off in the shower and dressed in the fine beige and satin clothing Alice had given to them after fingering their anuses one afternoon. The doorbell rang and Edward answered it. Nuttymadam stepped inside, looking famished.

Nuttymadam unhinged her massive jaw, her jowls and double chin flapping with fervent excitement. As saliva dripped down her gaping maw, she approached the spent body of Renesmee and bellowed, "UHMAYZING BUUUUUUHK!"

Nuttymadam shoveled the limp, bloody, semen covered corpse into her gigantic mouth.

And then John was a zombie.

The true ending.

[heyo-captain-jac...]

Damn it you, censoring my posts.

[creole]

Meh Cj, you should write more fanfics of Edward x Emmett

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[XSceneAttraction...]

Aw I love Twilight! My favorite character is Alice! She's so adorable and we share the same name so yeah <3