headache. Options

[lilxroxy]

Bert was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his job and personal life started to suffer because of it, he sought medical help.


After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across a doctor who solved the problem. "The good news is I can cure your headaches," said the doctor. "The bad news is it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine. The pressure creates one heck of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove your testicles."


Bert was shocked and depressed. But since the headache made it impossible for him to concentrate long enough to answer, he decided he had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, his mind was clear and free from pain. He felt like a different person. He realized he could make a new beginning in life. He walked past a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need: a new suit!" He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."


The salesman eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see...size 44 long."


Bert laughed, "That's right. How did you know?"


"It's my job," replied the salesman.


Bert tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Bert admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"


Bert thought for a moment and said, "Sure."


The salesman eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see...34 sleeve, 16 1/2 neck."


Bert was surprised. "That's right. How did you know?"


"It's my job."


Bert tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly. As Bert adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?"


Bert was on a roll and said, "Sure."


The salesman eyed Bert's feet and said, "Let's see...9 1/2 wide."


Bert was astonished. "That's right. How did you know?"


"It's my job."


Bert tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. Bert walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about a new hat?"


Without hesitating Bert replied, "Sure."


The salesman eyed Bert's head and said, "Let's see...7 5/8." Bert was incredulous. "That's right. How did you know?"


"It's my job."


The hat fit perfectly. Bert was feeling great. Then the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"


Bert thought for a moment, but then said, "Sure."


The salesman eyed Bert's waist and said, "Let's see...size 36."


Bert laughed. "No, you finally got one wrong. I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old."


The salesman shook his head and said, "You can't wear a size 34. It would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one heck of a headache."

[azngrl7691]

ahhh i feel so bad for the guy lol

[*ranniel*]

heh. me too.

[_sarcastic_]

that's not good

[IceCream4U]

hahahahahah


thats a waste of 473294783912749715908345 dollars...