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| *chaneun* |
 Apr 1 2006, 02:00 PM
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A Marine stationed in Iraq received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend
back home. It read: Dear John, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, John included all the other pictures of the pretty girls he had collected from his buddies.There were 57 photos in the envelope.... along with this note: Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and then send the rest back to me. Take Care, John |
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Apr 1 2006, 02:11 PM
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Oooh, she got pwned.
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Apr 4 2006, 03:58 PM
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haha that's a good one
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Apr 4 2006, 04:00 PM
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LOL THAT SUCKS
she's probably like "wtf?" |
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Apr 4 2006, 04:01 PM
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 wut wut in the butt? Group: Human Posts: 2,108 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 227,723 |
HAHAHA that's hella good
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Apr 5 2006, 01:38 AM
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 Yawn Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,530 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,772 |
oooooo snap!
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Apr 6 2006, 10:21 AM
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 cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
SHE GOT SERVED!
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Apr 8 2006, 07:42 AM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
AHAHA. Good one.
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Apr 14 2006, 01:36 AM
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 My name is really Matt... if you care. Group: Member Posts: 1,442 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 258,234 |
thats what sluts deserve!
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Apr 14 2006, 09:18 AM
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 They call me... St.Jimmy Group: Member Posts: 184 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 393,546 |
thats a good idea...
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Apr 14 2006, 09:55 AM
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haha ouchhh
that was pretty good =] |
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Apr 14 2006, 09:58 AM
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HAHAHAHAHAHA! omg. that is so friggin' hilarious!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! omg. that is so friggin' hilarious!! |
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Apr 14 2006, 07:04 PM
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 A laugh spreads, so do some spreading! Group: Member Posts: 529 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,319 |
 That's hilarious!
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Apr 15 2006, 09:59 PM
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 Dragon Ball Z ya! :D Group: Member Posts: 158 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 386,803 |
omg. that's too great.
hooray for revenge! :D |
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