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The Vending Machine
xangelkissesx
post Feb 28 2006, 04:36 AM
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-Welcome to the CB Vending Machine-
-Please insert your coin and you may get a yummy treat-

This is how you play...
First Person:
-Inserts coin-

Second Person:
You get a box of tissues
-Inserts coin-

Third Person:
You get smelly socks
-Inserts coin-
and so on....

You don't have to always insert a coin...it can be something else happy.gif

-Inserts coin-
 

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xangelkissesx   The Vending Machine   Feb 28 2006, 04:36 AM
icy_wonderland   you get a bag of expired doritos -insert coins-   Feb 28 2006, 06:06 AM
Im too punk rock for this   you get a can of expired milk that has curdled -i...   Feb 28 2006, 04:14 PM
xxxSiERRAxxx   you get the only iPod of its kind...but once its i...   Feb 28 2006, 07:52 PM
xxamandajanexx   you get a million counterfeit dollars. -inserts d...   Feb 28 2006, 07:53 PM
_sarcastic_   you get a bucket of water -inserts dollar bill-   Feb 28 2006, 08:02 PM
xxxSiERRAxxx   You get a computer, with these keys missing: ABCDE...   Feb 28 2006, 08:24 PM
xxamandajanexx   you get a printer with no ink. -inserts monopoly ...   Feb 28 2006, 08:29 PM
xxxSiERRAxxx   you get a monopoly board -inserts monopoly houses...   Feb 28 2006, 08:43 PM
electric shock   you get your very own voodoo doll of your ... enem...   Feb 28 2006, 08:43 PM
tic tac.   You get a bag of expired chex mix. -inserts scien...   Feb 28 2006, 08:45 PM
Im too punk rock for this   u get nothing it eats ur science book -inserts fa...   Feb 28 2006, 08:47 PM
angel_revelation   - it gives you william hung tickets instead *i...   Feb 28 2006, 11:27 PM
salcha   you get your coins back *inserts fake coins*   Feb 28 2006, 11:34 PM
Krunk_Muzik   you get arrested -inserts pesos-   Mar 1 2006, 12:06 AM
lil_chubby_cheeks2   an expired, moldy burrito pops out ;o -inserts a ...   Mar 1 2006, 12:10 AM
tic tac.   -gives you spit- -inserts julie-   Mar 1 2006, 12:12 AM
lil_chubby_cheeks2   LOL EW SPIT! xD julie?!? ;o a 5 million d...   Mar 1 2006, 12:17 AM
aubbob.   it gives you pre chewed gum. *inserts coin*   Mar 1 2006, 01:54 AM
salcha   you don't get anything *crams a ton of paper ...   Mar 1 2006, 02:37 AM
_sarcastic_   something kicks you and makes you stop -inserts a...   Mar 1 2006, 06:48 AM
xxamandajanexx   you get styrofoam (sp?) -inserts bubblewrap-   Mar 1 2006, 09:18 AM
xxxSiERRAxxx   you get popped bubblewrap -inserts patrick star-   Mar 1 2006, 04:22 PM
xxamandajanexx   you get squidwards broken clarinet -inserts roast...   Mar 1 2006, 06:32 PM
salcha   you get pregnant. *kicks the machine making coins...   Mar 1 2006, 07:52 PM
tic tac.   the machine transforms into a robot and beats you ...   Mar 1 2006, 07:54 PM
nightmare4taki   Sally you get a *picks up money EDIT// My bad ...   Mar 1 2006, 08:00 PM
salcha   QUOTE(nightmare4taki @ Mar 1 2006, 8:00 P...   Mar 2 2006, 02:39 AM
lil_chubby_cheeks2   QUOTE(salcha @ Mar 1 2006, 11:39 PM) HAHA...   Mar 2 2006, 10:22 PM
xxxSiERRAxxx   You get nothing - you didn't insert anything ...   Mar 1 2006, 08:49 PM
lil_chubby_cheeks2   you get nothing, but words of wisdom -inserts you...   Mar 1 2006, 08:53 PM
xxxSiERRAxxx   you get a duck -inserts cracker-   Mar 1 2006, 09:01 PM
iNyCxShoRT   Get a pig -insert coin-   Mar 1 2006, 09:02 PM
tic tac.   you get a banana peel -inserts finger-   Mar 1 2006, 09:03 PM
xxxSiERRAxxx   you get a fingernail -inserts computer-   Mar 1 2006, 09:17 PM
smrkangl   you get a virus. -inserts coin-   Mar 1 2006, 09:35 PM
Krunk_Muzik   You get me! -inserts coins-   Mar 1 2006, 09:42 PM
tic tac.   You get my homework! -inserts pictures of you...   Mar 1 2006, 10:21 PM
xxxSiERRAxxx   you get my dad's job -inserts dog collar-   Mar 1 2006, 10:53 PM
sheepy   you jammed the machine, please try again. -insert...   Mar 1 2006, 11:05 PM
nightmare4taki   you get a bottle of syrup *inserts paper   Mar 1 2006, 11:20 PM
tic tac.   you get a picture of robbi on money. -inserts hea...   Mar 1 2006, 11:28 PM
lil_chubby_cheeks2   and a butt pops out x] -insterts just broken brus...   Mar 1 2006, 11:50 PM
xxamandajanexx   the machine yells at you and gives you lice. -ins...   Mar 2 2006, 09:09 AM
_sarcastic_   a parrot flies out -inserts cereal-   Mar 2 2006, 05:42 PM
xxxSiERRAxxx   you get a spoon -inserts nail-   Mar 2 2006, 06:50 PM
_sarcastic_   vending machine screams -inserts pig-   Mar 2 2006, 09:30 PM
tic tac.   You get a piece of bacon -inserts flower-   Mar 2 2006, 09:48 PM
xxxSiERRAxxx   you get a pollen allergy -inserts hated sibling-   Mar 2 2006, 10:19 PM
salcha   Sorry, he doesn't fit. *inserts person who po...   Mar 2 2006, 10:29 PM
tic tac.   You get a punch in the face. :] -inserts Sally-   Mar 2 2006, 10:32 PM
lil_chubby_cheeks2   jose pops out o_o -inserts the bitch i hate-   Mar 2 2006, 10:35 PM
xxxSiERRAxxx   you get a bitch slap -inserts st.patricks day-   Mar 2 2006, 10:53 PM
aubbob.   you get a pot of gold. *inserts a dollar*   Mar 3 2006, 02:50 AM
_sarcastic_   a diamond ring pops out -inserts water-   Mar 3 2006, 04:51 PM
xxamandajanexx   you get a well. -inserts calculator-   Mar 3 2006, 09:47 PM
lil_chubby_cheeks2   a penny pops out -insterts a penny-   Mar 4 2006, 12:02 AM
aubbob.   gives you a hobo man. *inserts $20 bill*   Mar 4 2006, 03:48 AM
_sarcastic_   a camera comes out -inserts bug-   Mar 4 2006, 02:29 PM
ecargnmyst   you get chemical x inserts diapers   Mar 4 2006, 05:07 PM
_sarcastic_   baby flies out -inserts soup-   Mar 4 2006, 05:20 PM
annabel_x   dead flies come out. -inserts the whole hsbc bank...   Mar 4 2006, 07:38 PM
salcha   it throws it back out at you *inserts weed made ...   Mar 5 2006, 12:31 AM
lil_chubby_cheeks2   a tennis racket made of dust comes out -inserts j...   Mar 5 2006, 12:50 AM
CHiiCKENBUTT   you get 3 wishes -inserts a piece of hair-   Mar 5 2006, 02:34 PM
azngrl7691   you get a fork -inserts pencil-   Mar 6 2006, 11:04 PM
chococat15   u get a fat sumo wrestler -inserts paperclip-   Mar 7 2006, 07:50 AM
_sarcastic_   paperclip monster steps out -inserts you-   Mar 7 2006, 09:43 PM
aubbob.   gives you nothing inserts white chicks dvd   Mar 9 2006, 04:07 PM
StanleyThePanda   The machine explodes on you -inserts coin-   Mar 9 2006, 04:10 PM
_sarcastic_   thousand dollars comes out -inserts a pencil-   Mar 9 2006, 05:18 PM
aubbob.   pencil flys out and pokes your eye. -inserts oreo ...   Mar 9 2006, 10:02 PM
_sarcastic_   milk floods the room -inserts a soccer ball-   Mar 10 2006, 12:12 PM
lil_gymnast6   flattened soccer ball flops out -inserts cat-   Mar 11 2006, 05:35 PM
xxxSiERRAxxx   you get a cat scratch -inserts nickelodeon-   Mar 11 2006, 07:46 PM
lil_gymnast6   You get splattered with orange goo -inserts keybo...   Mar 11 2006, 09:05 PM
ROARxD   you get a pen that will self destruct in 1 second....   Mar 25 2006, 09:48 AM
_sarcastic_   paper clip flies out and hits you -inserts cake-   Mar 25 2006, 03:26 PM
skp86   you get milk pouring all over you with a gay girl ...   Mar 25 2006, 04:39 PM
xxamandajanexx   you get bill gates -inserts college mail-   Mar 25 2006, 04:47 PM
_sarcastic_   you get to go to whichever college you want to -i...   Mar 25 2006, 06:03 PM
x_lilvietdreamer_x   you get happiness. *insert coin*   Mar 26 2006, 12:20 AM
_sarcastic_   you become rich -inserts best friend-   Mar 26 2006, 01:02 AM
Tribal J_Rome   you get an enemy lol iono *inserts life*   Mar 26 2006, 01:30 AM
_sarcastic_   nothing comes out -inserts soup-   Mar 26 2006, 04:59 PM
digital.fragrance   You get a salad. ::inserts myself::   Mar 26 2006, 05:02 PM
_sarcastic_   someone else comes out -inserts toothpaste-   Mar 26 2006, 05:14 PM
cheerbee07   you get clean teeth. -inserts friendship-   Mar 26 2006, 05:20 PM
_sarcastic_   you have many more friends -inserts hand-   Mar 26 2006, 06:20 PM
ecargnmyst   you get groped -insert fish-   Mar 26 2006, 06:25 PM
Ice Cream 4 U   You get...uh...gross sushi -inserts abercrombie-   Mar 26 2006, 07:35 PM
meleonade   u get harassed by a hot guy -inserts penguin-   Mar 26 2006, 07:54 PM
x_lilvietdreamer_x   gets a cute penguin plushie *inserts homework*   Mar 26 2006, 08:44 PM
Flavored Condom   gets homework *inserts glow in the dark trojan co...   Mar 26 2006, 08:45 PM
swtcherriipie   Gets Seamen Infested Dlow in the dark condoms :) ...   Mar 26 2006, 08:52 PM
ecargnmyst   gets 2 fingers *insert girl*   Mar 26 2006, 10:46 PM
_sarcastic_   boy comes out -inserts my hair-   Mar 27 2006, 05:23 PM
Ice Cream 4 U   you get RED horsehair. -inserts the color-   Mar 28 2006, 06:46 PM
lil_gymnast6   you get a shirt stained that color -inserts Radio...   Mar 28 2006, 09:38 PM
Ice Cream 4 U   you get fuzz. -inserts troll-   Mar 28 2006, 11:58 PM
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