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 Jan 14 2006, 02:54 PM
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 1 + 1 = 3  Group: Member Posts: 68 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 263,488  |
haha.. There was one time I microwaved a water-cooked egg.
I microwaved it for 10 seconds and when I opened the microwave, the egg blew up like a bomb. |
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Jan 14 2006, 02:58 PM
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 K R I S E X Y Group: Member Posts: 438 Joined: Jan 2006 Member No: 351,189 |
LOL try this. put a corndog and set it to 2:00. Its gona double its size haha
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Jan 14 2006, 05:27 PM
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I used to work in a hardware store. This one day, an elderly man comes in and purchases a ShopVac. After he paid for it, he puts a filter on the counter. "Can you put this one for me?" he asked. He then held up his left hand, which wasn't so much a hand as a hook. Well, it wasn't even a hook, really—it was more like a pincer. It had two prongs. "I can't put it on my self."
"Uh…sure," I said. I took the ShopVac out of the box and installed his filter for him (something I had to do on the fly, by the way, since I didn't actually know how to install ShopVac filters). When I was done, Captain Hook looked at me and said, "Thank you, son. You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. Tell me son, do you believe in Jesus?" I didn't know what to say. I just felt that I shouldn't lie to a man with a hook. But I couldn't tell the truth to a man with a hook—pincer, whatever—so I said, "Uh…have a nice day, sir!" |
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Jan 15 2006, 11:02 PM
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 i'm 11,386. back off BITCHES!! Group: Member Posts: 1,596 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,386 |
^ LOL PINCER! AHHHH!
 anyway, watch this video. http://www.wimp.com/pluma/ i went to a convention in dc a while ago. at one of the dinners, the dj played the song in the video. nobody knew what it meant, so we were all dancing and singing along to it. LOL yeah, and it WAS NOT the numa one. it was pluma. PLUMA GAY.  that dj needs to be fired. grrrr xD |
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Jan 15 2006, 11:10 PM
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 Word. Group: Member Posts: 3,004 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,673 |
i predicted all the texans games.. lol.
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Jan 15 2006, 11:19 PM
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Too many things...cant even remember one mane..
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