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 Dec 20 2005, 04:36 PM
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One Day a woman around her 30s is rushed to the emergency room. While in a coma she follows a white light and encounters god who says; "it is not yet your time to die, you've still got about 20-30 years to live" and with these words she wakes up and recovers quickly. Once she is back on her feet she gets a loan from a bank and spends it on cosmetic surgery. Thinking "well if I have 20 to 30 years to live I might as well live them at my best." She gets a tummy tuck, a nose job, breast implants, a facelift, liposucktion in her thighs, fat insertions in her lips, and teeth whitening. As she walks out from the hospital with her new look she gets run over by a bus. Once in heaven she finds god again and questions him "I thought you promised me at least 20 more years to live?"
He replied, "Oh sorry, I didn't recognize you" --------------------------------------- god made us look like this for a reason... |
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amm0439 Thinking of getting plastic surgery? Dec 20 2005, 04:36 PM
lil_gymnast6 o_o
Good moral. Funny story at the same time :) Dec 20 2005, 07:48 PM
Annie5332 QUOTE(lil_gymnast6 @ Dec 20 2005, 4:48 PM)o_o... Jan 1 2006, 01:16 PM -lana ^ agreed. (= Dec 20 2005, 08:01 PM Bobblehead425 thats quite funny :D
well, i hope she looked nice... Dec 21 2005, 05:14 PM LittleLulu lol!
haha. that was great. very IN-YOUR-FACE-... Dec 27 2005, 02:26 AM  |
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