Hello my name is..., . Options

[thatasian]

Hello, my name is claud and my best friend is going out with the guy i like :[

[cori-catastrophe]

hello, my name is cori and my cousin flirts with the guy i like.

[toxic-candy]

Ahoy. My name is Miriam and I've never had a peanut butter & jelly sandwich..which bugs me..alot!

[jennaaa]

Helly, my name is Jenna. I have a problem. I am very indecisive.

[LOWinSKANK]

Hi my name is brittany and i`m falling in like with this emo boy. ;x

[lostgrl16]

hi my name is dian and i have a problem, ive been restless as hell all day o_O

[*StanleyThePanda*]

Hello, my name is Kara and I have a problem. I like a boy who lives in another state.

[alysaphobia]

Hello, my name is Alysa and I have a problem; I still love this guy but I'm scared as hell.

[smrkangl]

Hello my name is Elisa and i've played my addiction 15+hours today.

[bigitchbay]

I am Kevin and I have Psellismophobia which means I have a fear of studdering and therefore have a hard time trying to stop talking. So, now I have to discuss with you all some things or else Ill get very afriad. First off is the holocaust. The Holocaust is the name applied to the systematic state-sponsored persecution and genocide of various ethnic, religious and political groups during World War II by Nazi Germany and collaborators. Early elements of the Holocaust include the Kristallnacht pogrom and the T-4 Euthanasia Program, progressing to the later use of killing squads and extermination camps in a massive and centrally organized effort to murder every possible member of the populations targeted by the Nazis. The Jews of Europe were the main victims of the Holocaust in what the Nazis called the "Final Solution of the Jewish Question". The commonly used figure for the number of Jewish victims is six million, so much so that the phrase "six million" is now almost universally interpreted as referring to the Jewish victims of the Holocaust, though mainstream estimates by historians of the exact number range from five million to over six million. In addition to the Jews, the Roma and Sinti were targets of the Holocaust; about 220,000 Sinti and Roma died in the Holocaust (some estimates are as high as 800,000), between a quarter to a half of the European population. Other groups deemed "undesirable", especially Poles, Soviet military prisoners of war including Russians and other Slavs, the mentally or physically disabled, homosexuals, Jehovah's Witnesses, Communists and political dissidents and criminals, were also persecuted and murdered. Taking all these other groups into account, the total death toll rises considerably. Estimates place the total number of Holocaust victims at up to 26 million people, although the number 9 to 11 million is usually held as more reliable. Whew, now the 2nd topic of discussion is pillows. A pillow is a type of bedding— a small (and usually soft) support for the head, usually used while sleeping in a bed, or for the body as used on a couch or chair. There are also throw pillows which are pillows that are purely decorative and not designed for support or comfort. By analogy, in engineering and construction, supporting elements may also be called pillows. The pillow has parts and can be dissected. Starting at the center, pillows contain a filler made from any of a variety of materials including, foam, synthetic fills, feathers, or down. Traditionally straw was a common filler, but this is uncomfortable and rarely used today. Historically feathers and down were the choice of the rich; today artificial fills are the most common. The fill is then surrounded with a cover or shell made of some form of cloth or silk, commonly referred to as the pillow case. Pillows on furniture normally include a zipper in this cover so that the fill can occasionally be removed and the covering laundered. Bed pillows do not have this feature, and instead a case is used that can be frequently and easily removed and washed. Even with regular washing, pillows tend to accumulate large amounts of dust and vast numbers of microbes among the fill and it is recommended that they be replaced every few years, especially for those with allergies. A rough rule of thumb: if you fold your pillow in half and it doesn't spring back, it's time to get a new pillow. Each corner of a pillow is refered to as a nib. When a pillow is placed on a flat surface the poof point is the crest of the pillow roundness. A pillow is designed to provide both support and comfort to the area of the body resting upon it. The design of each pillow reflects the type of support that it is intended to provide.

* Body pillows are as long as a full adult body, providing support to the head and neck at the top and to the knees and legs lower down. This type of pillow can be especially useful in providing support for those who sleep on their sides and for pregnant women.

* Neck pillows support the neck by providing a deep area for the head to rest and a supportive area to keep the neck in alignment. These can also be known as cervical pillows.

* Travel pillows provide support for the neck and head in a sitting position. Their convenient "U" shape fits around the neck and keeps the head from slipping into an uncomfortable and possibly harmful position during sleep.

* A husband pillow (also known as a bedrest) is a large, high-backed pillow with two "arms". It is conventionally used to prop oneself upright while in bed, as for reading or watching television.

* Donut pillows are shaped like a donut, with a space in the middle to alleviate pressure on the tailbone area. These pillows are used primarily by individuals who have suffered an injury to the tailbone area or who suffer pain from hemorrhoids or another ailment of the colon.

* Lumbar pillows are designed to support the inward curve of the lower back, filling the space created when in a sitting position. These pillows are generally used while driving or sitting for extended periods of time, such as in an office chair.

* Spillow Pillow is a new type of body pillow that is naturally contoured to help alleviate lower back pain like the body pillow but shaped more like a spooning position. These pillows are used in bed during sleep.

Pillows have a long history, having been used by almost all settled peoples to enhance quality of life. They were originally used mainly by the wealthy, and have been found in Ancient Egyptian tombs. The difficulty of sophisticated dyes and sewing techniques lead to the development of pillows as an art form, with highly decorated pillows becoming prized commodities first in China and later in Medieval Europe. The Industrial Revolution saw the mass production of decorated textiles and decorated pillows became a common feature in millions of homes. I am afriad I must stop now or else I will get warned...... AHHHHHHHH IM SCARED.!!!!

I just found out most of this is plagiarized

[trulyandnever]

Hello, my name is Jess and I'm apparently, apathetic and lazy

[bigitchbay]

Hello my name is Kevin and I cut my nail too much and now it hurts :x

[tokyo-rose]

Hello, my name is Cristy and I got a haircut today.

[SoStrong]

Hello my name is Bonni and i want to punch someone

[cori-catastrophe]

hello, my name is cori and my tongue hurts because i cut it yesterday.

[tokyo-rose]

Hello, my name is Cristy and I like to eat sushi rice plain.

[LennonLime]

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to Die.

jk

Hello, my name is julia, and I have a problem. I'm obsessed with Monty Python's flying Circus, and Johnny The Homicidal Maniac

actually, its not really a problem...

[deplorable]

hello, my name is Claire and i have a rumbly in my tummy...

[cupcakex]

Hi, my name is Rachell, &I melt faces.
Lawl.

[trulyandnever]

Morning, my names Jess and I need faster RAM :) cry.

[HelplessCry]

Hello my name is Lindsey, i have a problem and it is taking naps for 2-5 hours. =3

[dalenaadsiqnz]

Hello my name is Dalena, &I`m an impatient procrastinator.

[ashleybby]

hiii my name is ashley and my boyfriend moved to san diego :[

[Jamwllms]

Hi, my name is James and I have a problem. I think I failed all my exams on Tuesday!


- James.

[RAWRstephishere]

Hello my name is Caressa and I hate really hard tootsie rolls.

Mann. The tootsie roll song was on at the 8th grade dance, my friends and I didnt know the song, so we just kept saying tootsie roll