Man dates his mom over internet, LMAO |
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 Dec 18 2005, 02:13 PM
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http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn...3414040002.html
QUOTE MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother! "I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would. "But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' " But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark. "Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since." The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life. "Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel. "The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times. "But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls. "She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic. "The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that." When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine. "The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her. "As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams. "I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been." Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes. "Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel. LMAO! wow i dont know how id feel if that happened to me |
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Dec 18 2005, 02:29 PM
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 Jus Sweet Chocolate Group: Member Posts: 739 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 216,959 |
oMG ROFL thats crazy! hahaha
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Dec 18 2005, 02:33 PM
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t-t-t-toyaaa Group: Official Member Posts: 19,821 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,270 |
hahhahaa ew?.
I guess you should watch who you talk to.. |
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Dec 18 2005, 02:34 PM
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 when you smile, i melt inside Group: Member Posts: 1,325 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 267,089 |
Lmao, how embarrasing.
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| *stephinika* |
Dec 18 2005, 02:51 PM
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hahaha oh dear...the poor guy/mother!
  wow...haha who would've thought something like that would happen?
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| *xcaitlinx* |
Dec 18 2005, 02:58 PM
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holy crap. that's insane! idk how they look at eachother in the eye anymore.
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Dec 18 2005, 03:01 PM
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f<3ck you. Group: Member Posts: 258 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 316,556 |
the prince of pleasure
. how embarrasing, you mom knows your horny now  .
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Dec 18 2005, 03:55 PM
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whoawhoa,thats just gross.
talking to your mom like that on the internet..ew embarassing fo ral |
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Dec 18 2005, 04:01 PM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
that's...extremely akward!
i thought it couldn't get any worse when i found out that they had been having intimate convos but then i read that she had a husband... DIVORCEEEEEE !! |
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Dec 18 2005, 07:30 PM
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That's disturbing. I'm sorry. X__X But it's funny.
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Dec 18 2005, 07:36 PM
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 Lurker. Group: Official Designer Posts: 2,161 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,851 |
Wow..The Prince of Pleasure. xD
I like the part where I found out she has a husband and he forbid her to talk to anyone on the net.
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Dec 18 2005, 07:38 PM
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 hi. call me linda. Group: Official Member Posts: 8,187 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,475 |
Haha wow, that's really embarrasing.
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Dec 18 2005, 08:00 PM
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 what do you think it says....if so obvious. Group: Member Posts: 1,838 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 52,420 |
thats sick , crazy and wierd .
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Dec 18 2005, 08:02 PM
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 creepy heather Group: Official Member Posts: 4,208 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,580 |
LMAO EW
D: what a waste of 6 months plus the emberrassment, god! |
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Dec 18 2005, 08:07 PM
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 Bay Area YadadaDiiiig. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,249 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,202 |
Thats disgusting. And she was still married ? Id feel uncomfortable forever. XPPP
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Dec 18 2005, 08:08 PM
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That is...G-R-O-S-S. Gross. Ew.
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Dec 18 2005, 08:19 PM
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hah. that's sick, but i admit that i'd even point and laugh at them.
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| *not_your_average* |
Dec 18 2005, 08:24 PM
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ROFL. Oh my goodness, that is HILARIOUS.
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Dec 18 2005, 08:30 PM
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Jus Sweet Chocolate Group: Member Posts: 739 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 216,959 |
ok wow thats just gross. eww i wonder what they were talkin about with eachother...like sexaull things...ewwww grOss!
Man evan, where do u get these stories? lol |
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Dec 18 2005, 08:34 PM
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 Call me Elsie Mae Group: Member Posts: 936 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 207,655 |
well thats what they get for having an online relationship.
LOL
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| *mona lisa* |
Dec 18 2005, 08:40 PM
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I remember this.
It's disgusting how the mom was actually having an online relationship when she has a husband. Teenagers are weird so forget the son; but the mother? Eesh. How shameful the son must've felt when he saw his mom. |
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Dec 18 2005, 08:49 PM
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 "my girls rock balenciaga and smoke mad marijuana" Group: Member Posts: 2,089 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 70,049 |
haha.. thats so sad. but realllllllyyy. funny.
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Dec 18 2005, 09:04 PM
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this was actually on the radio last week lmao; too bad
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Dec 18 2005, 09:55 PM
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 crushed. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,432 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,026 |
Oh ew!
 But funny too! That's why you don't date people over the internet. That's a no-no 
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Dec 18 2005, 10:07 PM
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 ^ignore. read> Maria. Group: Member Posts: 710 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 323,799 |
uhh... eww. thats just... yeah
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