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 Nov 19 2005, 09:39 PM
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 Don't worry guys, size doesn't matter...to lesbians  Group: Member Posts: 2,444 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,066  |
My cousin told me this joke:
3 men walk into a cannibal forest the cannibals find them and decide to eat them out of mercy, they say, "If you go into the forest, get a fruit and stick it up your @$$, and not make any face at all...we'll set you free" The first guy went into the forest and got a pineapple and stuck it up his butt REAL hard and made a face. The cannibals eat him and he goes to heaven. The second guy goes into the forest and gets cherries, when he was about to stick it into his butt, he started laughing out of nowhere. He gets eaten and goes t heaven. When the 2nd guy met the 1st guy in heaven, the first guy asked, "Why did you laugh? you could've lived." The second guy answers, "I saw the 3rd guy carry a watermelon." ------------ if you don't get it, tell me it's not a "LMFAO THAT'S HILARIOUS! A KNEE-SLAPPER" joke. But it's a "giggle" joke. |
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Nov 19 2005, 09:43 PM
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 hindi ko maisip kung wala ka sa buhay ko. Group: Member Posts: 290 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 298,637 |
haha, definitely a giggle. that was cute.
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Nov 20 2005, 12:17 PM
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 whaaaaaaat? Group: Member Posts: 2,293 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,660 |
le sigh.
i thought it was apples first, then cherries, then a pineapple. makes better sense. |
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Nov 20 2005, 04:09 PM
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 "my girls rock balenciaga and smoke mad marijuana" Group: Member Posts: 2,089 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 70,049 |
thats funny.. hehe...
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Nov 20 2005, 10:51 PM
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 ladybugs are hot <3 Group: Member Posts: 1,169 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,802 |
heheh i heard it before but its funny anyways
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Nov 21 2005, 12:19 AM
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 My name is really Matt... if you care. Group: Member Posts: 1,442 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 258,234 |
u got it wrong... the chief didnt TELL them that they were gonna shove it up their butts, otherwise they definately wouldnt have gotton those fruits....
besides it goes: -bananas -cherries -THEN he sees the guy coming w/ the pineapple -------------------- HERE: 3 men walk into a cannibal forest the cannibals find them and decide to eat them out of mercy, they say, "Go into the forest and bring back ONE fruit" The first guy went into the forest and got a banana the chief told him to shove it up his butt and not make a face, if he can, they wont eat him. so, he shoves it up his butt and tried not to make a face, but he started to twinge. The cannibals eat him and he goes to heaven. The second guy goes into the forest and gets cherries, when he was about to stick it into his butt, he started laughing out of nowhere. He gets eaten and goes t heaven. When the 2nd guy met the 1st guy in heaven, the first guy asked, "Why did you laugh? you could've lived." The second guy answers, "I saw the 3rd guy coming with a pineapple!" -------------------- theres also the (almost) same joke already... do a search next time http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php...417&hl=tourists |
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Nov 21 2005, 03:36 PM
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Don't worry guys, size doesn't matter...to lesbians Group: Member Posts: 2,444 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,066 |
QUOTE(add1cted2f1re @ Nov 21 2005, 12:19 AM) u got it wrong... the chief didnt TELL them that they were gonna shove it up their butts, otherwise they definately wouldnt have gotton those fruits.... besides it goes: -bananas -cherries -THEN he sees the guy coming w/ the pineapple -------------------- HERE: 3 men walk into a cannibal forest the cannibals find them and decide to eat them out of mercy, they say, "Go into the forest and bring back ONE fruit" The first guy went into the forest and got a banana the chief told him to shove it up his butt and not make a face, if he can, they wont eat him. so, he shoves it up his butt and tried not to make a face, but he started to twinge. The cannibals eat him and he goes to heaven. The second guy goes into the forest and gets cherries, when he was about to stick it into his butt, he started laughing out of nowhere. He gets eaten and goes t heaven. When the 2nd guy met the 1st guy in heaven, the first guy asked, "Why did you laugh? you could've lived." The second guy answers, "I saw the 3rd guy coming with a pineapple!" -------------------- theres also the (almost) same joke already... do a search next time http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php...417&hl=tourists  ooo SORRy...my cousin told me the story...so idk much and yes i shall do a search next time 
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Nov 21 2005, 11:40 PM
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My name is really Matt... if you care. Group: Member Posts: 1,442 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 258,234 |
aw... dont cry.. i sry!
 take a flower! 
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Nov 22 2005, 03:30 PM
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Don't worry guys, size doesn't matter...to lesbians Group: Member Posts: 2,444 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,066 |
aww it okay
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Nov 27 2005, 04:04 PM
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 Ruthizzle Group: Member Posts: 104 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 301,035 |
hahah...actually that is a good one. and it ain't dirty.
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Nov 27 2005, 06:34 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 58 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 121,483 |
lol...that deff made me laugh a lil...pretty funny
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Nov 28 2005, 07:19 AM
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 because i'm worth it Group: Member Posts: 990 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,643 |
QUOTE(dahding @ Nov 20 2005, 12:17 PM) le sigh. i thought it was apples first, then cherries, then a pineapple. makes better sense. mine was apples, cherries then a durian. WHICH is i think the funniest. this is a really old joke btw |
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Nov 28 2005, 08:01 AM
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 yan lin♥ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
QUOTE(dahding @ Nov 21 2005, 1:17 AM) le sigh. i thought it was apples first, then cherries, then a pineapple. makes better sense. yeah that's what i thought. and instead of one, it was 10. this is really old. 
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