Fun Well driving...., for those who can... |
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 May 2 2004, 08:51 PM
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 Mr.Politicly Incorrect  Group: Member Posts: 579 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 8,405  |
Have you ever been bored well driving.....well no fear...here is a short list of exciting things you can do well commuting in your personal street vehical..
30 fun things to do when driving... 1. Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit. 2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang. 3. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors. 4. Two words: Chicken suit. 5. Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better. 6. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone. 7. Laugh a lot. A whole lot. 8. Stop at the green lights. 9. Go at the red ones. 10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance. 11. Eat food that requires silverware. 12. Pass cars, then drive very slowly. 13. Sing without having the radio on. 14. Honk frequently without motivation. 15. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture. 16. Ask people for Grey Poupon. 17. Let pedestrians know who’s boss. 18. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look. 19. Restart your car at every stop light. 20. Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly. 21. Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window. 22. While stopped at a light, piss out the window/sunroof onto other cars. 23. Paint your car with occult symbols. 24. Keep at least five cats in the car. 25. Have some passengers in the back who are having wild, noisy sex. 26. Root (cheer, not snuffle in the mud) for fire trucks. 27. Stop and collect road kill. 28. Stop and pray to road kill. 29. Throw Spam. 30. Get in the fast lane and gradually...slow...down... to a stop. Then get out and watch the cars. |
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| *AngelicEyz00* |
May 2 2004, 08:53 PM
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lmao... those are great idea... they'll def. make driving more enjoyable
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May 2 2004, 08:55 PM
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 x o9.o9.o5 x Group: Member Posts: 321 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,346 |
can`t drive yet
  . gRr.- Christine |
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May 2 2004, 09:03 PM
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 Fizzle Ma Nizzle Group: Member Posts: 1,019 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,978 |
i cant drive yet
 just got a permit.. i have seen u post alot of stuff where do u get all this from? 
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May 2 2004, 09:04 PM
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x o9.o9.o5 x Group: Member Posts: 321 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,346 |
at least u got a permit
 . mann. can`t wait til i get mine. not so long noww ...- Christine |
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May 2 2004, 09:05 PM
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 Createblog-a-holic Group: Member Posts: 348 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,819 |
haha, thats hillarious!!! i want to do some of those, lol
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Apr 26 2006, 03:08 PM
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 wut wut in the butt? Group: Human Posts: 2,108 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 227,723 |
lol some of these are funny. and a couple will get you killed x_x
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Apr 26 2006, 05:11 PM
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 What's my name? Janette. and ily. <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,139 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 391,911 |
^Haha yeah. Die people die!!!!!!!!!!!
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Apr 26 2006, 08:10 PM
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nicorie Group: Member Posts: 196 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 394,679 |
If I can't afford a full tank of gas for my little rice burner, do u think i can afford getting a ticket for running a red light??
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| *My Cinderella.* |
Apr 26 2006, 08:16 PM
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 There are some things on that list that no one would ever try. But I'll have to wait til I can drive.
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Apr 26 2006, 08:17 PM
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 atleast pretend to care? Group: Member Posts: 262 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 104,176 |
Haha, those are hilarious. too bad i can't drive yet.
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Apr 26 2006, 08:26 PM
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most of that's illegal in some parts of NY. and some are illegal in all parts of the country.
i'd like to try 5 someday. i know how to drive [not so well though], but too bad it's gonna be 2 more years 'till i get my permit... |
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Apr 26 2006, 09:48 PM
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 i wanna know what's inside... Group: Member Posts: 162 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 395,784 |
oh... playing 'leap frog' with cars in the other lanes can be quite fun.
or drive slowly so someone tries to pass you... and then speed up right after they change lanes so they can't get in front of you. that's the most fun thing in the world. except i did it the other day, and the people in the other car looked so mad i thought i was going to get shot... >rilind |
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