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 Aug 16 2005, 11:35 PM
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 Rock Music Enthusiast  Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803  |
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the
crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. He finally gets himself to the doctor. He says, "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancée is still a virgin in every way." The doc said, "I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week." So he took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4-sided bandage and wired it all together. It was an impressive work of art. The guy mentions none of this to his girlfriend. They marry and on their honeymoon night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts. This was the first time he ever saw them. She says, "You are the first, no one has ever touched these breasts." He pulls down his pants, whips it out and says, "Look at this, it's still in the crate!" |
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Aug 17 2005, 08:19 AM
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Rock Music Enthusiast Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803 |
bump!
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Aug 17 2005, 10:25 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
clever guy..
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Aug 18 2005, 04:33 PM
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 The Noob Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,647 |
lOL
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Sep 14 2005, 11:44 AM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
LOLOL. that was hilarious !
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Sep 24 2005, 03:37 PM
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alli Group: Member Posts: 513 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,108 |
=)
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Sep 24 2005, 04:05 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 290 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,423 |
Not funny :( |
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Sep 25 2005, 04:22 PM
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 Hello Group: Member Posts: 159 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 244,710 |
LMAO that hilarious
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