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| *not_your_average* |
Sep 10 2005, 08:29 PM
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A woman meets a guy at a club. They mingle for a little while, then the guy asks, "Do you want to go back to my place?"
The woman says, "Sure." They go back to his apartment. As the woman walks into his room, she sees a huge collection of teddy bears reaching all the way up to the ceiling. They are of all different shapes, sizes and colors. The woman sees this as a sign of sensitivity and says nothing about the collection. The man and the woman jump on the bed and make hot, passionate love all night. Afterwards, she says to him, smiling, "How was it?" The man replies, "Please pick a prize from the bottom shelf." |
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Sep 10 2005, 08:48 PM
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![]() Randomness rules ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 64,288 |
they're his bears, why would he pick one if they're all already his?
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Sep 10 2005, 08:57 PM
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![]() Too slow. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,730 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 108,320 |
Isn't it supposed to be
"She says to him" not "The says to him?" |
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| *not_your_average* |
Sep 11 2005, 04:44 PM
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Sep 11 2005, 06:44 PM
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Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,665 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 127,076 |
I don't get it.
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Sep 11 2005, 06:46 PM
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Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 479 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 223,199 |
Haha, that's like...OUCH! Cold
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Sep 11 2005, 06:47 PM
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LOL How can you not get it??
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Sep 11 2005, 09:16 PM
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![]() unify and defeat... divide and crumble ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,759 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,379 |
ouch.....think carnival...what happens when you throw those little darts at the target...and you miss?
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Sep 12 2005, 10:24 AM
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![]() Randomness rules ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 64,288 |
i get it, but i think its dumb
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Sep 12 2005, 01:27 PM
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![]() Word. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 3,004 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,673 |
lol.. knee slaper
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Sep 12 2005, 10:10 PM
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![]() "my girls rock balenciaga and smoke mad marijuana" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,089 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 70,049 |
thats funny! ;]
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Sep 12 2005, 10:11 PM
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ehh
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Sep 12 2005, 10:14 PM
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Lmao from the bottom row
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Sep 13 2005, 05:51 PM
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Call me Elsie Mae ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 936 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 207,655 |
haha wut a mean man..lol
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| *mipadi* |
Sep 13 2005, 06:13 PM
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I thought it was pretty good.
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Sep 14 2005, 11:21 AM
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![]() Kermit the frog = <3 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
ahaha. That made my day
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Sep 17 2005, 12:05 PM
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![]() Save a guitar, bang a guitarist. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 621 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 31,916 |
Haha...that was okay but not the best.
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Sep 18 2005, 03:38 PM
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Not funny :/ |
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Sep 24 2005, 01:29 AM
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HAHAHA! i had to read some of the posts but i FINALLY got it! good one though ;P
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Sep 24 2005, 02:14 PM
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The Noob ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,647 |
wah i dont get it
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Sep 24 2005, 03:09 PM
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![]() *scribble scribble* ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,314 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 119,610 |
oh ouchh
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Sep 24 2005, 03:30 PM
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alli ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 513 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,108 |
it was funny..how do u not get it :)
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Sep 24 2005, 11:38 PM
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![]() dakishimetainoni... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,322 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,318 |
but then again why would they? |
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Sep 25 2005, 12:09 AM
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ooooh. i get it now.
ouch >.> |
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Oct 2 2005, 12:46 AM
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HAHA i get it xD
[burnn] =( poor her... |
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