candy shop, translation Options

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inspired by the hollaback girl topic. note: i don't know who wrote this.

The Assignment:  Pick a song with poetic or literary value, then give a 3-6 minute presentation on its meaning and literary devices.

The Solution: Pick a song with as little literary value as possible, write up a 'translation' of it, and watch the substitute teacher running the class get reassigned.

The original lyrics are on the left, translated on the right.

Intro: 50 Cent]

Yes
Indeed
So seductive

[Chorus: 50 Cent & Olivia]

[50 Cent]

I will take you to a land of sexual deviancy, in which I will allow you to pleasure me orally.  Go ahead, don’t stop.  Continue until you attain satisfaction.

[Olivia]

I, too, will take you to such a place.  After experiencing my sexual prowess you will be willing to spend your entire salary on me.  Don’t stop until you are satisfied.

[Verse 1: 50 Cent]

I will perform as you please; How will you enjoy it? “Are you going to push your buttocks back into my groin or should I press my body against you?” (SC)  The temperature is rising, let us reach the next echelon of pleasure.  The dance floor is crowded and exciting.

Allow me to explain, as it is quite simple.  If you are a nymphomaniac, I will follow suit.  I am willing to make love in a variety of places, both public and private.  I also have an exceptionally skilled member, and share the nickname of Barry White.  Your friends will speak of my lovemaking with awe.  Would you show me how you engage in sexual acts?  But of course.  Imitate a modified automobile with your movements.  I am quite experienced at this.  Try your hand at manual manipulation if you tire.  However, oral sex grants me the most pleasure.

[Chorus]

[Bridge: 50 Cent & Olivia]

The details of our actions shall remain private.



[Verse 2: 50 Cent]

Pleasure me slowly and with great affection.  Allow me to imitate a bucking bronco when we make love.  You have never heard a rap like this before, because I have never rapped so well.

Once I enter a residence the lady of the house immediately pulls down my fly.  We then compete to see who can undress the fastest.  I find it Ironic to watch women wearing thong underwear, as it leaves a lasting memory of their buttocks in my mind.  I know where to touch to pleasure a female; Whether the lights are on or off, she prefers intercourse with the man in  the back.  She is quite seductive; you should see her perform a suggestive dance.  Her hips move slowly when we dance together.  As long as she continues, my friend, so shall I.  The action has truly begun as we sweat profusely.  We will then consume large amounts of alcohol until the bottles are empty.

REAL LYRICS

[Intro: 50 Cent]

Yeah...
Uh huh
So seductive

[Chorus: 50 Cent & Olivia]

[50 Cent]

I take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollypop
Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Keep goin 'til you hit the spot (whoa)

[Olivia]

I'll take you to the candy shop
Boy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (whoa)

[Verse 1: 50 Cent]

You can have it your way, how do you want it
You gon' back that thing up or should i push up on it
Temperature rising, okay lets go to the next level
Dance floor jam packed, hot as a teakettle

I'll break it down for you now, baby it's simple
If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho
In the hotel or in the back of the rental
On the beach or in the park, it's whatever you into
Got the magic stick, I'm the love doctor
Have your friends teasin you 'bout how sprung I gotcha
Wanna show me how you work it baby, no problem
Get on top then get to bouncing round like a low rider
I'm a seasoned vet when it come to this shit
After you work up a sweat you can play with the stick
I'm tryin to explain baby the best way I can
I melt in your mouth girl, not in your hands (ha ha)

[Chorus]

[Bridge: 50 Cent & Olivia]

Girl what we do (what we do)
And where we do (and where we do)
The things we do (things we do)
Are just between me and you (oh yeah)

[Verse 2: 50 Cent]

Give it to me baby, nice and slow
Climb on top, ride like you in the rodeo
You ain't never heard a sound like this before
Cause I ain't never put it down like this

Soon as I come through the door she get to pullin on my zipper
It's like it's a race who can get undressed quicker
Isn't it ironic how erotic it is to watch em in thongs
Had me thinking 'bout that ass after I'm gone
I touch the right spot at the right time
Lights on or lights off, she like it from behind
So seductive, you should see the way she winds
Her hips in slow-mo on the floor when we grind
As Long as she ain't stoppin, homie I aint stoppin
Drippin wet with sweat man its on and popping
All my champagne campaign, bottle after bottle its on
And we gon' sip til every bubble in the bottle is gone

[Chorus x2]

Candy Shop
Fifty Cent feat. Olivia
Translated by Rick Heaslip