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| *Statistik* |
 Oct 25 2004, 08:26 PM
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A mother was working in the kitchen and listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son say, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now ' cause this is the last stop. And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on get your asses in the train 'cause we're leaving." The mother went into the living room and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room for two hours. When you come out you may play with your train. But I want you to use nice language." Two hours later the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." "For those of you just boarding we ask you to store all your luggage under your seat. Remember there is no smoking except in the club car. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us." "And for those of you who are pissed off about the two hour delay please see the bitch in the kitchen." |
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Statistik Smart Kid Oct 25 2004, 08:26 PM
anqie o_o lol hah. Oct 25 2004, 08:31 PM xiNxlOvexO4 LMAO Funny .. Oct 25 2004, 08:32 PM lil boi QUOTEo_o
er..what she said.
::jerry:: Oct 25 2004, 08:33 PM EXPLO5ION LMAO how old is this KID??
im not like dat... ... Oct 25 2004, 09:53 PM
XDrayne QUOTE(simplicityxx @ Oct 25 2004, 9:53 PM)LMA... Sep 7 2005, 05:51 PM NiKECHiQ ahaha that cracked me up ! good one Oct 25 2004, 11:18 PM LiLaZnGirL122 uhhh no Oct 26 2004, 12:34 AM someflipguy LMFAO! GOOD ONE! Oct 26 2004, 12:36 PM goofipinay ... hahah!!! Oct 26 2004, 06:42 PM AznKutie LMAO! Funny! Oct 26 2004, 07:35 PM barelyy_coherent I don't really find that funny...or smart...=... Oct 26 2004, 10:52 PM ji_cabinx omg! that's funny but BAD! Oct 27 2004, 04:31 PM mzteriouzme007 yeah...funny but BAD ^ Oct 27 2004, 08:32 PM tootsie_kiddo lmao! i like this kid Oct 30 2004, 03:58 AM literemix24 lols smart kid XP =] Oct 30 2004, 01:37 PM 1--GIRL lol ROFL Oct 31 2004, 04:19 AM rhqtpie ooo hahaha Nov 3 2004, 06:41 PM metabolic666 lmao haha that is funny Nov 3 2004, 06:46 PM shawty_redd 0_o <--- ditto Nov 4 2004, 09:23 AM hautepanther hahaha Nov 5 2004, 12:34 AM wind&fire HAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAaaaaaa...... im torn b/w wtf... Nov 5 2004, 09:14 PM Ni99aRican ROFL nice joke. I can't stop laughing. 6 minut... Aug 25 2005, 08:22 PM aera hahaha Aug 25 2005, 08:34 PM  |
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