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 Aug 26 2005, 03:13 AM
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The Pope had just finished a tour of the East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport. Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for a while. Well, the chauffeur didn't have much of a choice, so he climbs in the back of the limo and the Pope takes the wheel.
The Pope proceeds to hop on Route 95 and starts accelerating to see what the limo could go. Well, he gets to about 90 miles per hour and,WHAM! There are the blue lights of our friendly State Police in his mirror. He pulls over and the trooper comes to his window. Well, the trooper, seeing who it was, says "just a moment please I need to call in." The trooper radio's in and asks for the chief. He tells the chief "I've got a REALLY important person pulled over and I need to know what to do." The chief replies "Who is it, not Ted again ?" The trooper says, "No, even more important." The chief replies, "It's the Governor, isn't it ?" The trooper replies "No, even more important." "It isn't the President is it?" "No, more important," replies the trooper. "Well, WHO the HECK is it!", screams the chief. "I don't know" says the trooper. "But he's got the Pope as a chauffeur!" |
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gotahemmi55 chauffeur Aug 26 2005, 03:13 AM
x_angawhomps Haha. :D Cute in a way. Aug 26 2005, 04:45 AM islandkiss ahaha. That's a cute joke Aug 27 2005, 10:42 PM RED_RUM aww how funny i like it Aug 28 2005, 02:23 PM Cwlplover That got a small chuckle from me...but kinda lame. Aug 28 2005, 03:12 PM toodlepops. Haha. That's one important chauffeur Aug 30 2005, 04:14 AM alli thats cute & funny!! Aug 30 2005, 05:58 PM pSyCHoBanana LOL Aug 30 2005, 06:02 PM
elmogurly that cute. =) Aug 30 2005, 10:49 PM  |
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