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 Aug 16 2005, 11:25 PM
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 Rock Music Enthusiast  Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803  |
Once there was a midget who complained to his buddy
that his testicles ached all the time. As he was always talking about his aching testicles his friend suggested that he go to the doctor & see what he could do to relieve the problem. The midget took his advice and went to the doctor & told him what the problem was. The doctor told him to drop his pants & he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants & the doctor put him up onto the examining table & proceeded to look for the trouble. The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to cough, which he did. "Ah! Ah!" mumbled the doc and putting his finger under the right one asked him to cough again, which he did. "Ah! Ah!" said the doctor and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip, snip, snip on the right side & then snip, snip, snip on the left side & he told the midget to pull up his pants & see if it still ached. The midget was delighted as he walked around the doc's office and his testicles were not aching. "What did you do Doc?" he asked. The doc replied..."I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots!!" |
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Aug 17 2005, 01:39 AM
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Rock Music Enthusiast Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803 |
bump!
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Aug 17 2005, 01:46 AM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
That took me a second to get.
ROTFL. 
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Aug 18 2005, 03:27 PM
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 Semi-Retarded Member Group: Member Posts: 549 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 175,317 |
LMAO ahaha thats mean
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Aug 21 2005, 11:50 PM
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 潮州人 forever =) Group: Member Posts: 668 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,877 |
awww!! lol thats so...err...no comment
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Sep 2 2005, 02:40 PM
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alli Group: Member Posts: 513 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,108 |
thats funny
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Sep 2 2005, 02:41 PM
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 RAWR. Group: Member Posts: 2,585 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,641 |
hahahahahaha!! thats grea.t I'm stealing that one :D
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Sep 2 2005, 06:06 PM
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 Heh, I'm so cool =] Group: Member Posts: 74 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 221,660 |
Lmao! That's horrible. But funny all the same.
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Sep 2 2005, 06:30 PM
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 The Noob Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,647 |
lol
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Sep 5 2005, 02:55 PM
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 LOok at the ROse, NOt thiS! Group: Member Posts: 40 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 201,015 |
its funny buh eww lOL
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