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 Aug 25 2005, 10:04 AM
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It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died."
The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, and I died." St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in. He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. "Well, sir, it was awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!" St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job. "Tell me about the day you died?", he said to the third man in line. "OK, picture this, her husband just came home and I'm naked, hiding inside their refrigerator...." |
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gotahemmi55 Worst day ever Aug 25 2005, 10:04 AM
gotahemmi55 bumpin again past those horrid jokes Aug 25 2005, 09:13 PM Spirited Away how did i missed this one... lol funny! Aug 25 2005, 09:24 PM
XDrayne QUOTE(uninspiredfae @ Aug 25 2005, 9:24 PM)ho... Sep 6 2005, 02:12 PM r05esarred RE: Worst day ever Aug 25 2005, 10:16 PM aera hahaha Aug 27 2005, 08:07 PM islandkiss LOL. Oh god. Aug 27 2005, 10:30 PM b0st0ngrl HAHA that was funny :P Aug 27 2005, 10:35 PM elmogurly that took me a while. Aug 30 2005, 10:51 PM Spiritual Winged Aura What a slut. Aug 31 2005, 01:05 AM angel_revelation that's so sad! ahahaha Aug 31 2005, 01:57 AM silliepinoi hahaha i feel sad for the acrobatic guy though he ... Aug 31 2005, 04:36 AM pSyCHoBanana RE: Worst day ever Aug 31 2005, 10:57 AM pandamonium lol they should of replaced refrigerator with a cl... Aug 31 2005, 06:27 PM iNyCxShoRT Ahaha that was funny, but I feel bad for the one t... Aug 31 2005, 09:31 PM Teesa haha, this one made me smile! Aug 31 2005, 10:35 PM alli thats great! Sep 1 2005, 03:23 PM Shortiiex i have already heard this one Sep 2 2005, 12:25 AM hall0w ROFL LMAO i actually laughed so hard on this one Sep 2 2005, 06:41 PM azngrl7691 lol i like this one Sep 5 2005, 09:50 AM  |
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