Self-Suck, Can you give yourself a blowjob? |
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 Mar 28 2008, 08:39 PM
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i cant self suck but i wish i could
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Mar 28 2008, 08:45 PM
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 metalmouth hoee Group: Member Posts: 786 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 566,794 |
WTF.
Is with you and WEIRD TOPICS LOL.  and no. wtf buy a prostitute? thats what theyre for |
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Mar 28 2008, 08:46 PM
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Member Group: Member Posts: 12 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 635,472 |
... arent you a girl? you dont even have a penis...
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Mar 28 2008, 08:49 PM
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metalmouth hoee Group: Member Posts: 786 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 566,794 |
Yes i do. 12 inches.
Ask around.  And just because i'm a girl dosen't mean that i don't have one. Jeez. 
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Mar 28 2008, 08:51 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 5,166 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 585,858 |
^
....jeez...wat happpenn 2 u..
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Mar 28 2008, 08:52 PM
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metalmouth hoee Group: Member Posts: 786 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 566,794 |
(FE) MALE NATURAL ENHANCING PILLS.
you should try them. |
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Mar 28 2008, 08:55 PM
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 chinky Group: Official Designer Posts: 2,566 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 434,437 |
YES. I do in fact suck my cock. |
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Mar 28 2008, 10:11 PM
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 ♡♡♡♡♡ Group: Head Staff Posts: 18,173 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 108,478 |
If you're flexible enough.. o_O
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Mar 28 2008, 11:00 PM
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I can. It`s simple.
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Mar 28 2008, 11:07 PM
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 (′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
AUTOFELLATIO
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Mar 28 2008, 11:08 PM
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lmao
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Mar 29 2008, 12:23 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,349 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 455,274 |
I'm glad I don't sit there and attempt to try to suck myself off.
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Mar 29 2008, 01:25 AM
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 sang loves hayden. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,373 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,687 |
^ LOL.
Aren't you like 14? Why are you even trying to attempt this. |
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Mar 29 2008, 01:47 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 247 Joined: May 2007 Member No: 526,723 |
what the f**k.. no. i guess some people can but.. no what the f**k?
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Mar 29 2008, 01:52 AM
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 durian Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,124 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,860 |
You can if you remove part of your lower rib cage.
JayKay. |
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Mar 29 2008, 01:58 AM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,349 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 455,274 |
QUOTE(Just_Dream @ Mar 29 2008, 02:52 AM)  You can if you remove part of your lower rib cage. JayKay. that's a marylin manson myth. gotta keep in mind about the spinal cord as well. |
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Mar 29 2008, 02:03 AM
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 ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
try yoga..
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Mar 29 2008, 10:22 AM
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metalmouth hoee Group: Member Posts: 786 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 566,794 |
^..
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Mar 29 2008, 12:33 PM
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 Hablamos Español. Group: Official Member Posts: 1,283 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 549,364 |
yes, i can.
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Mar 30 2008, 09:09 PM
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 BANG Group: Member Posts: 394 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 565,234 |
If i had a penis, it'd be so long, i wouldn't even need to try to suck it off.
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Mar 30 2008, 09:11 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 631 Joined: Feb 2008 Member No: 619,081 |
Just kidding 
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Mar 30 2008, 10:56 PM
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 ;) Group: Duplicate Posts: 2,374 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,760 |
autofellatio! like the guy in scary movie 2!
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Mar 31 2008, 01:00 AM
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 we jerkin' Group: Member Posts: 2,408 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 210,730 |
i dont see why girls always say they have dicks its not funny and played out. And very unattractive, well i guess some guys like that sort of thing.
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Mar 31 2008, 01:10 AM
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GD. <3 Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 1,222 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 198,566 |
rofl, beyond ridiculous.
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Apr 1 2008, 06:16 PM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
QUOTE(Just_Dream @ Mar 29 2008, 01:52 AM) You can if you remove part of your lower rib cage. JayKay. of course. however others can do because they are so flexible and their goddamned dicks are so mother f**king long. 
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