whats the dumbest question, someone asked you??? Options

[njgurl412]

someone asked me who invented rice........

what did someone ask you, that u thought was a dumb question.

[DaTru KataLYST]

We were talking about how water has oxygen (H2O, ya know) during chem class and my best friend leans over and asks me, "Hey, if water has oxygen can't we just drink water 24/7 and not breathe?"

Mind you, this was just 2 months ago or so, sophmore year in high school Haha. I was like, "Dude, you can't breathe in the ocean.."

[dreamerOi]

hahahahaha. weird questions. i dont know any at thte moment.

[teenprincess]

I'm sure I've heard alot of dumb questions but for some reason i'm drawing a blank

[*krnxswat*]

whats the dumbest question, someone asked you???

[PinkTrash]

Lmfao Sean Ho. Haha.
middle of history class some kid says 'Can you build a puzzle in 10 seconds?'. that was lyke in grade 6. Pshh stupid kid.

[DaTru KataLYST]

jesus seanho, how are you getting so many posts so fast? I'm here for 2 weeks and you restart your counter, and you're already gonna pass me in posts countage.

[POonSKi]

my sex.. as in ((boy or gurl))

[*autumn.*]

whats the dumbest question, someone asked you???

omg so clever. hahahahahaha.

[F_L_I_P]

whats the dumbest question, someone asked you???

thats a great. Priceless.

"Hey Phil whats your name?"

-Phil-

[sweetdreamsx3]

*some person IMs me and that window pops up asking if to accept*
Who are you?

me: -_- You IMed me. You tell me.

[Saeglopur]

"How old were you when you are 10?"

[*krnxswat*]

jesus seanho, how are you getting so many posts so fast? I'm here for 2 weeks and you restart your counter, and you're already gonna pass me in posts countage.

I'm no Jesus.

[dani41790]

lol my fren came up to me and was like "hey wheres dani?" O_o and i am dani

[WhiteLotus*]

People can be so stupid..
A new friend called me and said," Hey, Meghan! What's your phone number?"

Another new friend," Hey, are you Asian?" You can clearly see I'm white.



This post has been edited by WhiteLotus*: Nov 18 2004, 12:17 AM

[HelloSunshine]

Hahaha my friend...: "Hi Hadassah..." Me: "Hi Sophie" my friend: "Hadassah, whats you name?" *sigh* lol..ooh and another..we were talking about latitude and longitude in Social..and my same friend, Sophie was like: "then we can drive to Hawaii??" er....yeah haha

[HolyMolyRavioli]

"Who's Bill Gates?"

I don't know. I thought it was pretty stupid.

[*wind&fire*]

what i hate is what are you going to eat....

[s0pnayish]

"Are you a social*?" - I laughed because this was the first time I was mistaken to be Mexican, though I clearly am not. However, I do sometimes get mistaken to be Mexican because when I go out, random strangers just start speaking to me in spanish, and I'd be like .

*A social is a term that people at least in the Sweetwater Union High School District use to call Mexican preps.

[xquizit]

Are your boobs real?

[*stephinika*]

mm too many to list... i can't really think of any specific ones but some annoying ones are in class when they ask me for the answer and its quite literally right in front of them in their book. and their book is opened to that page.

[whomps]

*some person IMs me and that window pops up asking if to accept*
Who are you?

me: -_- You IMed me. You tell me.

Ahah people use to do that to me all the time. So annoooying..


Lmao @ Roxanne's.


Hmm.. the stupidest question.. there's a chick that I sometimes chill with that asks the dumbest most obvious questions ever.. but I can't think of any right now or it'll annoy the crap out of me :D

But I once ALMOST asked my friend in Spanish class if she took French. I felt really stupid.. but it would've been ever more stupid if I had actually asked it.

[EXPLO5ION]

a girl didnt ask me but the teacher while she was talking. "does plastic come from the ground? I mean, metal does..."



i thought she was kidding.. but she wasnt..

[veve]

oh hoo hah ... this very question you're asking is pretty stupid .....

oh? you're serious? oh sorry then ....

This was something that I asked .... and it was all in good fun .... but there are these twins in my class and I always ask them .... "Do you guys ever forget which one you are?"

[Winter]

"Are you white?"

I thought that was pretty stupid considering my skin is a typical Chinese yellow.

[Oreo_bro]

i was having car problems on the side of the road. I had my car hood up and my blinkers on, i was looking at the enginen when some guy and a girl pull up besides me in a truck. The girl rolls down the window and says "Hey there! You havin car trouble?".



I look at her and say "No im just letting my car enginen air out". The guy was laughing.

worst part is she belived me


*damn blonds *

[misoshiru]

HAHA. oreo_bro, i kinda feel sorry for you there.


i can't think up a stupid question that someone's asked me right now.

[sammi rules you]

whats the dumbest question, someone asked you???

XD.

<3 seony.

[sikdragon]

We had the boat hooked up to the back of the truck. The neighbor walks up and asks, "You guy's goin fishin?"

I answered, "No, the battery is dead in the truck, so we're gonna push it with the boat."

*not original*

[*CJ1*]

Before you read, know I'm Asian. I look Asian. The thing I'm mostly called is chinese when I'm filipino. K? k

Friend: Hey, you're black, right?
Other friend: WTF? She's clearly white!
Me: ... [walks away]

[mirage]

What time is it? when there's a huge clock in the classroom right infront of her.

[picaso_smile]

In German class were getting ready to take a quiz. It's just writing answers on notebook paper. That simple. This girl asks if it matters what type of lead we use. Now, why would you raise your hand an ask that? The funniest thing about it is, I remember her asking the exact same question last time we had a quiz (which was like 10 days ago)

[Gypsy Eyes]

In history class, around the time of the election, this girl asked me if i was dominican or republican. (she ment democratic) i found that stupid.

[TrannieL]

"Are you white?"

I thought that was pretty stupid considering my skin is a typical Chinese yellow.

lol someone asked me the same question -_-

- Tran -

[xj_liana_tx]

no one ask me dumb questions, i ask other ppl dumb questions unintentionally
"y r there numbers on ur jersey"
"y is 39 n 61 = 100?"

[christiee_nax]

"has the bus arrived yet?" then why the heck am i still standing in the bus stop?

"are you listening to music?" then why the heck do i have my ear phones on

[*x____duckii*]

How come you speak the way you speak.

[*RiC3xBoy*]

"y r u doing ur hw"

[XxtremeRickyX]

I cant think of any other than "Hey dude whats the number for 911"

[pikimoo]

"Where's Weezul?" -Me.. I'm Weezul

[gigiopolis]

whats the dumbest question, someone asked you???

Damn. You took my dumbest question.

[b0st0ngrl]

So today, my friend IMs me and asks me "What is cheese and crackers?" At first I thought she was joking so I said "You're kidding, right?" but she was serious. She didn't know what cheese and crackers was. I was like
Do your friends ask you stupid questions like that at all?

[sadolakced acid]

errr....

cheese and crackers is (get this) cheese and crackers. (what a supprise)

i don't think i've encountered such stupid questions.

[SillyCourtney]

YES! Well, mainly my brother. He asked me earlier what prosperity was. What a dork.

[Aestuarium]

um..
no, only like easy math problems, but nothing as stupid as that... maybe they have, but I don't remember... I don't look at those details

[its_annah]

The only one I can think of is..when My friends asked me if you don't know how to swim would you drown? I didn't get the question..confused me.

[aera]

yes, but i cant think of them right now. i think one of them asked what color my calculator was when they were holding it.

[HoodieObsessed]

My friend asked me what a teleporter was, but she is very technology inept other than that, I can't think of any...

[*incoherent*]

my friend is probably one of the stupidest people youll meet. youll tell her a story or joke and then have to retell it, while explaining it, so shell understand

[misskentucky]

Of course. My friends aren't the brightest... I can't really think of any right now though.

But I know I've asked some dumb questions in my time :D

[yellowgurl]

the stupidest thing was when I asked them what time it was and they asked me a few seconds later..

ME: Hey, What time is it?
Her: 12:34 pm
*few secs later*
Her: What time is it?
ME: *stares blankly* you just told me 12:34 pm

[*salcha*]

My friend didn't know what a child prodigy meant (she's in high school..).
And after I explained it to her, SHE STILL DIDN'T GET IT.

Also, my sister asked me what a lesbian was once.

[*RiC3xBoy*]

Me: Whatcha eating under there??
Him: Under where?

[napoleon034]

the stupidest thing was when I asked them what time it was and they asked me a few seconds later..

ME: Hey, What time is it?
Her: 12:34 pm
*few secs later*
Her: What time is it?
ME: *stares blankly* you just told me  12:34 pm

lol, my friends do that a lot also

[lovescream]

Well, not that I can think of on the top of my head, but they probably have. I always answer with stupid answers.

[osidepinay33]

haha me and my friend ask stupid questions but we just joke around haha

ex..

Did you knoe they sky was blue?
Gosh where in the world did i get this scratch..

lol

[jue]

on purpose sometimes. But mostly like just to have fun

[parallel]

Yupp. But sometimes they're not serious cuz my friends are weird and random like that.

Also. Rachel looks really pale in those pics. [Yes I know it's just makeup.]

[Chii]

the stupidest thing was when I asked them what time it was and they asked me a few seconds later..

ME: Hey, What time is it?
Her: 12:34 pm
*few secs later*
Her: What time is it?
ME: *stares blankly* you just told me  12:34 pm

i'm like that sometimes...i forget things really quickly so i have to double check.


in new york, there are some subways that go all the way to coney island and that's their last stop. there are signs that say the last stop for each subway that stops at the platform you're on. i was standing there waiting for one of those subways and this woman comes up to me and asks me which train goes to coney island...

all she had to do was look up and look at the sign.

[Saeglopur]

"If it's chocolate... then why is it white?"
"There's something called white chocolate, dear."

[angel-roh]

haha i had the same question asked too, kimeroo!

"If it's chocolate, how come it's white. I thought chocolates are supposed to be brown."
"Haven't you heard of white chocolate???????"

hehe

[boobooxpp]

ahahahh these questions are soo effin hilarious!

sadly, im the one that asks the dumb questions =x gahh! such as "where's my phone?!" and it's in my hand =.=

[krispy_kreme333]

i was over at my friends house and the power went out.

Her: i have to pee.
Me: okay
Her: will the toilet work?
Me: why wouldn't it?
Her: because the electricity is out
Me: a toilet is not run on electricity
Her: oh, okay

[Levy2k6]

refering to my letter jacket "where did u get ur jacket?"

dude... it says it right on my jacket! lol.

[lisaaaaaaa]

i can't think of any dumb question that someone asked me. but, i asked this guy friend of mine if he had a 0 period, and he sat next to me in my 0 period class.

[*lolita kitty*]

Someone on this site that's been a member since Apr 2005 asked me what a xanga was.

Then another member, who's also been here since Apr 2005 asked me what a  Livejournal and Myspace were.



I mean..what is this site all about?

I remember thaaaat

About a week ago my friend Jenny was writing her homework down in her school agenda and the Monday and Tuesday columns were filled out, and her pen was literally writing in the "wednesday, September whatever" column, and the board literally had the date on it in big etters, and then she looked at me and said "uh cassie what day is it?"

[*salcha*]

"WHY CAN'T YOU STOP YOUR PERIOD?!?!?!?!??!?!?"

[WickedDreamer]

When's the 4th of July?

Yeah...

[Levy2k6]

ohh i love this one

"do you wear contacts?"

my response: Dude, im wearing glasses right now, cant u see them? lol.

[latinprep12]

When's the 4th of July?

Yeah...

.lmao thats one of the dumbest..lol

well i asked my friend on the phone and he said

"How do those Chinese people in Japan cut their steak with chopsticks?"

[talcumpowder]

^ It's cut up for them by the steak god.
Someone asked me what a blinkie box was... I found that stupid.
A guy asked me if I wore glasses... Which I though was plain crazy. I was wearing them.

[hi-C]

In a class full of college freshman:

"Did Freud come after Sophocles?"









It made me laugh.

[*incoherent*]

today at lunch... a girl asked another girl at our table if she breast fed her baby. we werent even talking about babies.

i dont get asked a lot of stupid questions, but i asked my spanish teacher the other day if that song by styx (the domo arigato mr roboto or w/e) was spanish. he laughed, called me stupid, and said it was japanese.

[EddieV]

the dumbest thing someone asked me was "are you asian?"

[Paradox of Life]

i dont get asked a lot of stupid questions, but i asked my spanish teacher the other day if that song by styx (the domo arigato mr roboto or w/e) was spanish. he laughed, called me stupid, and said it was japanese.

LMAO!! Ahahhahah!

the dumbest thing someone asked me was "are you asian?"

Arrghhh. The dumbest thing someone has asked me is "Are you chinese?" This happens every day..

"Are you Chinese?"
"No."
"Japanese?"
"No."
"Korean?"
"No."
"HAWAIIAN??"
"No..."
"WHAT ARE YOU, INDIAN!?!?"
"I'm Vietnamese, you idiot!"
"WTF IS VIT-NAH-MEZZ?"
"Have you heard of the Vietnam War?"
"Ohhhhhhhhhh."

And one time my brother was doing his homework and asked me "Who lays the biggest eggs?" And I said "The ostrich" And he was like "Oh yeah? What about elephant eggs?"

[Kenado]

^ It's cut up for them by the steak god.
Someone asked me what a blinkie box was... I found that stupid.
A guy asked me if I wore glasses... Which I though was plain crazy. I was wearing them.

Omg yes Reili I remeber that in xanga help when that one person asked what a blinking box was and the only thing blinking were th boxes!

Any who "Ken are you Philipian?"

WHat the heck? NO I'm not Phlipian I'm Filipino, Philipians are from the bible.

[rinchan089]

My friend once asked me "Hey, how do you spell the letter 'I'?"

She seriously meant it, too... She completely blanked out for awhile lol

I responded with, "I..."

And she said, "No, the other one!"

And I repeated, "I..."

Finally, she realized what she was asking and the word came back to her.

So, yes, "How do you spell the letter 'I'?" was definately the dumbest question someone has ever asked me.

Rin-chan

[Miss Criss]

Ha. Funny you ask.

Well, you see, I work at Aladdin's Castle and somebody called yesterday asking if Aladdin was there. I nearly wet my pants I was giggling so hard.

[hall0w]

my brother asked whres the remote but he said it as if he meant aunt in korean so i was like at her house and hes like whre in the house and it went on for like 10 minutes....

[*suddenly she*]

Ha. Funny you ask.

Well, you see, I work at Aladdin's Castle and somebody called yesterday asking if Aladdin was there. I nearly wet my pants I was giggling so hard.

yay, you're back!
i was representing the cello section when we were showing off the orchestra to the fifth graders, and then when i stood up to start talking, this kid was like, "those violins get pretty big, don't they?"

it wasn't stupid, but i thought it was funny.

[Miss Criss]

Yes, I am back! *bows extravagantly*

Haha, funny. I once asked my director what a key signature was to scare him a bit. That's a stupid question from me, considering I'm a music major. The question wasn't as funny as it was my freshman year; he just glared at me.

[lakerfever2476]

This girl asked me if I shaved. LOL

[*lil_chubby_cheeks2*]

her: *on the phone* whats ur phone number again?
me: -_- u called me u should kno

[Nixin]

" Do you have any pictures of you when you were younger? "

No, of course I don't, I have pictures of me when I was OLDER than I am now.

-Nixin

[oneandonlytammie]

And one time my brother was doing his homework and asked me "Who lays the biggest eggs?" And I said "The ostrich" And he was like "Oh yeah? What about elephant eggs?"

Hahahhaha...that's hilarious.

One time my mom asked what the difference was between lamas and emus.

[Ington]

A friend, looking at my legs: "Dude, do you shave your legs?"

I find this weird. Lets just say my legs aren't asian.

[*tweeak*]

^ I know a guy who almost died his lag hair pink once. Then he came to his senses, but it would have been good fun

Girl: Are you Irish?
Me: Yeah, partially, why?
Girl: Because your water bottle says "Poland Springs."
Me: Yes, and?
Girl: Well, aren't Irish people from Poland?


Agghhhhhh NOOOO. Irish are from Ireland. Polish are from Poland. And just because I have a water bottle that contains the name of a country, does not mean I'm necessarily from that country

[WindSorcerous]

Who invented rice... LOL

[*Programmer*]

Dumbest Question For A Man:
Man: why are you breaking up with me?
Dumbest awnser for a women:
Women:Because your not pressed on me enough
Webster's ebonix Dictionary(def. pressed=Overdoing Everything for that person)
--------------------------------------------------------
Dumbest Question For A Women:
Do these make me look fat?
Dumbest awnser for a man:
Yes/No...
(you can't win best thing to do is ask a question or change the topic lol)

[OhXiet_ItzDonnA]

I remeber being asked some stupid questions but I cant remeber them now. I think it was when my homegirl asked me how to spell this one word which was easy.

[hi-C]

Oh yeah, someone asked me if sprinkles get stale.

[dancerellie714]

today i was wearing a bracelet with an E on it

guy: "uhh...what does that E on your bracelet stand for...?"

me:.......my NAME... lol

[BrokenDream]

thats a great. Priceless.

"Hey Phil whats your name?"

-Phil-

LOL. omg, that's sad.

umm, probably:
Other person: "Hey Melissa, where's those cookies you baked me?"
Me: "You ate them 10 minutes ago."
Other person: "Oh yeah.."

[Aoiro]

"I'm blonde? What does that mean?"

[*lolita kitty*]

"I'm blonde? What does that mean?"

*laughs* did jenny ask you that? or was it me? geez i dont even remember.

[Aoiro]

*laughs* did jenny ask you that? or was it me? geez i dont even remember.

It was Jenny some time ago and recently. She still kind of doesn't get it. That's why I often compare her to Mallory.
xD

[AngryBaby]

"why do black people have white palms?"

[haleakala1]

do you need an enema?

[short_stop08]

Last year in our Biology 1 class we were looking at this chart to see the per trees were still alive after a fire. One percentage went up and the rest went down. This boy asked me so did the fire make the trees grow. How stupid is that? Fire burns everything. Duh. And i thought I was slow.

[mz sneaky]

"WHY?" =o