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 Apr 3 2009, 06:36 PM
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lawl... pick up lines still exist? Good God humans are pathetically primitive.
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Apr 4 2009, 04:39 PM
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QUOTE(divergent @ Mar 26 2009, 11:55 PM)  I just saw this one online: "What HAVEN'T you been told tonight?" that took me a while to get 
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Apr 4 2009, 07:59 PM
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Let me suck your straw, I love dem tapioca balls.
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Apr 4 2009, 08:29 PM
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I think that cheesy pick-up lines actually help sometimes
but u have to be confident in order to pull it off most girls will think you're joking when u say it, so they may think you're kinda funny but then on the other hand, it may cause you to look very stupid if she doesn't have that sort of sense of humor or she's super mature/bitchy 
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Apr 4 2009, 08:31 PM
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Lol, guys will liek pickup jokes.
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Apr 4 2009, 08:40 PM
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QUOTE(Beenly @ Apr 4 2009, 09:31 PM) Lol, guys will liek pickup jokes. As long as the girl is cute, and a nice smile, I'd like almost anything she says 
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Apr 4 2009, 08:55 PM
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 Has a PhD in horribleness Group: Member Posts: 866 Joined: Sep 2008 Member No: 686,301 |
Beenly IDK if your sig should make me disturbed... or make me laugh uncontrollably, but it's doing both.
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Apr 4 2009, 08:58 PM
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QUOTE(shanaynay @ Apr 4 2009, 06:55 PM) Beenly IDK if your sig should make me disturbed... or make me laugh uncontrollably, but it's doing both. Never really thought about that. MUWAHAHHA. New Pick Up Line - Did you fart, because you're blowing me away? |
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Apr 5 2009, 07:26 AM
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QUOTE(BamBamBoogie @ Apr 4 2009, 09:40 PM) As long as the girl is cute, and a nice smile, I'd like almost anything she says aint u gay.. 
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Apr 10 2009, 05:02 AM
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niiceee legs?
--thanks =] what time do they open? hahahaha x] |
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Apr 10 2009, 09:56 AM
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"Thank you in advance."
"For what?" "For giving me your number." 
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Apr 12 2009, 02:22 PM
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 moo i'm a cow, mate Group: Member Posts: 56 Joined: Dec 2008 Member No: 704,304 |
honestly though, if you said any of those things
i'd just stare. like. really. stand. and stare. |
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Apr 13 2009, 08:41 AM
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QUOTE(iloo @ Apr 12 2009, 03:22 PM) honestly though, if you said any of those things i'd just stare. like. really. stand. and stare. Pick up lines are hilarious. I thoroughly enjoy watching people use them, no matter what the outcome. |
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Apr 13 2009, 10:51 AM
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Haha nice, but girls do laugh at pick up lines.
Guys always be telling me pick up lines, I just laugh. Find another way to get a girl (: oh btw I do know a few. Do you got a library card? cos I'm checking you out. Do you believe in love at first or should I walk by again. Did you just fart, cos you blew me away. You must be tired, cos you been running around my mind all day. Do you have a map, cos I get lost in your eyes everytime. |
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Apr 13 2009, 03:19 PM
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^ haha, I got that one before too.
-"Are you a parking ticket? cos you got FINE written all over you" -"Damn Im so glad I brought my library card today because I jst checked you out" |
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Apr 30 2009, 11:55 AM
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QUOTE(hypnotique @ Apr 4 2009, 04:39 PM) that took me a while to get That made me LOL. Im a girl who had been dating girls for about the last 12 years. I met this guy online & we were just friends until my last girlfriend dumped me out of the blue. One day he said: "You need to come over to the dark side." I didnt get it until he explained that he meant start dating men...actually he meant himself. |
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Apr 30 2009, 12:00 PM
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QUOTE(lionesskitty @ Apr 30 2009, 12:55 PM) That made me LOL. Im a girl who had been dating girls for about the last 12 years. I met this guy online & we were just friends until my last girlfriend dumped me out of the blue. One day he said: "You need to come over to the dark side." I didnt get it until he explained that he meant start dating men...actually he meant himself. Was he black? |
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Apr 30 2009, 02:15 PM
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 Ley <3 Group: Member Posts: 579 Joined: Jul 2008 Member No: 664,894 |
QUOTE(WarMachine @ Apr 13 2009, 08:41 AM) Pick up lines are hilarious. I thoroughly enjoy watching people use them, no matter what the outcome. I agree, pickup lines seem to amuse me. |
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May 6 2009, 09:05 AM
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 fad3d Group: Member Posts: 62 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 483,080 |
lol, i don't know how far you can go using lines like that.
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May 6 2009, 11:17 PM
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rawr? Group: Official Member Posts: 2,705 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 285,858 |
lol i love outer space pick up lines always makes me laugh.
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus. Are you wearing space pants? Cause your ass is outta this world! |
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May 6 2009, 11:21 PM
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where is kc?
"your face is nice, did you get plastic surgery?" -KC |
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May 6 2009, 11:49 PM
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QUOTE(gojira @ May 6 2009, 11:21 PM) where is kc? "your face is nice, did you get plastic surgery?" -KC I said that to your mom and then she stood up and turned around. |
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May 7 2009, 12:43 AM
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don't be angwee azns dun wantchu
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May 7 2009, 12:51 AM
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 f your couch Group: Official Member Posts: 3,089 Joined: Dec 2006 Member No: 491,301 |
QUOTE(WarMachine @ Apr 10 2009, 09:56 AM) "Thank you in advance." "For what?" "For giving me your number." QUOTE(iloo @ Apr 12 2009, 02:22 PM) honestly though, if you said any of those things i'd just stare. like. really. stand. and stare. i would crack up laughing and walk away. honestly, what would a guy really expect after he says something like that? unless a guy was almost certain he was gonna get somewhere, pick-up lines are only good for laughs. |
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May 7 2009, 06:05 AM
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Are you a magnet, because I'm attracted to you.
LAMEEEEE |
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