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the shittiest break up
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post Feb 28 2011, 09:59 PM
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QUOTE(AgentNerd @ Feb 28 2011, 08:25 AM) *
Well I have a couple that have happen to me. But the worst one of them all is as followed:

I got home after work to find an unformilar car in the drive way. Thinking to myself I wonder who this could be. Once I went into the house I found the unformilar person laying under the covers with my girlfriend. ( Ex Now ) But the best part of the outcome is after they started dating I ended up banging her again and it called all kinds of havoc between them. I loved it.


Win.
Who got the last laugh now?
 
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post Mar 1 2011, 07:32 AM
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I'd say I got the last laugh. Cause now shes amounted up to nothing with her life and now married a complete worthless bum. I hope she cries herself to sleep knowing she lost something that could have made all her troubles go away.. * Evil Laugh *
 
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post Mar 1 2011, 10:12 PM
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Teach me your ways....!
I need to be more conniving and evil
 
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post Mar 1 2011, 10:12 PM
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Next guy you break up with, shit on his chest
 
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post Mar 2 2011, 07:29 AM
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QUOTE(spambot @ Mar 1 2011, 10:12 PM) *
Next guy you break up with, shit on his chest


I don't know any other way to get back at somebody that can beat shitting on there chest. I mean that is by far the dirtiest trick in the book. I'd try that for sure. Then after you do let me know how it went. Cause I'm pretty sure it didn't work for one. I don't know anyone that would be willing to let somebody shit on there body. That is nasty and just plain ole shitty. No Pun Tended (^.~)
 
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post Mar 2 2011, 07:32 AM
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QUOTE(espressive @ Mar 1 2011, 10:12 PM) *
Teach me your ways....!
I need to be more conniving and evil


You shouldn't want to me conniving or evil unless you absolutly have too. If you have to then it would become simple. Think of something that you would hate to have done to you. Then do it to them. It is the reversed mental thoughts that you act on. It also keeps you clear minded when getting even cause you don't have to plan it out cause you have many times before in your thoughts. You know what would need to be done. (^.~)
 
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post Mar 2 2011, 03:16 PM
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QUOTE(espressive @ Feb 28 2011, 12:46 AM) *
at least it would make his story more believable. but he'd still be a douchebag regardless lol

it would go something like we're breaking up UNNNGNGHNGN
 
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post Mar 2 2011, 07:56 PM
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QUOTE(boot @ Mar 2 2011, 02:16 PM) *
it would go something like we're breaking up UNNNGNGHNGN

lol

QUOTE(AgentNerd @ Mar 2 2011, 06:32 AM) *
You shouldn't want to me conniving or evil unless you absolutly have too. If you have to then it would become simple. Think of something that you would hate to have done to you. Then do it to them. It is the reversed mental thoughts that you act on. It also keeps you clear minded when getting even cause you don't have to plan it out cause you have many times before in your thoughts. You know what would need to be done. (^.~)

Seduced his hot, older brother.
Win.
Brother is bigger than him.
Double win.

Ultimate "fcuk you" accomplished.
 
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post May 11 2011, 07:54 AM
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QUOTE(anime-essence @ Jun 1 2010, 12:26 AM) *
Having your current girlfriend hide the fact that she wasn't a virgin, messed around behind your back at least three different times, and already had another guy on the side she was ready to commit to

These + When I was about to break up with her she got all upset and started crying.
So I thought about revenge. When she saw me with another girl. She didn't like it.

And now shes like totally obsessed to me which is kinda annoying.
 
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post Jun 2 2011, 09:24 AM
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post Jun 4 2011, 01:05 AM
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getting broken up in a text.. lol
 
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post Jul 13 2011, 11:57 PM
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My last break up was about 2 months ago. I looked through his phone and found a weird number. I called it. It was this girl on the other line that said she has been dating MY boyfriend for the past 2 years. And I've been dating him for 3. Then I find out that he was also dating his ex at the same time. And hooking up with some random chick too.
So this girl and I got him in one room and broke up with him together. It was epic. And awful.
 
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post Jul 14 2011, 06:13 AM
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My shittiest break up was a week before valentine's day a few years back. We had been together since high school. Had plans to get married and all that childhood shit. Fast forward a year or so later to Iraq. I had a few hours before I convoyed, so I made time to go to the Interent Cafe and send her some flowers and other shit. After I spent about $200 of shit. I gave her a call to let her know that I sent her somethings and be sure she was there when it arrived. She told me she couldn't accept it because her boyfriend would be upset. Thats pretty much a relationship crusher.
 
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post Jul 14 2011, 06:58 PM
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when i broke up with him. must of been awful for him :'(.
 
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post Jul 14 2011, 10:22 PM
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QUOTE(xoxoxxx @ Jul 14 2011, 06:58 PM) *
when i broke up with him. must of been awful for him :'(.


and den he went and got some fried chicken and f*cked his other 10 hos you din kno bout
 
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post Jul 15 2011, 01:07 AM
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^ he was obsessed with me then he realized i was with a asian and then he got with a obese snow bunny. i giggled when i saw pictures. LOL. greatest decision of my life.
 
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post Jul 15 2011, 09:00 AM
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post Jul 15 2011, 09:05 AM
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lmao unrelated wtf
 
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post Jul 15 2011, 10:03 AM
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QUOTE(xoxoxxx @ Jul 15 2011, 01:07 AM) *
^ he was obsessed with me then he realized i was with a asian and then he got with a obese snow bunny. i giggled when i saw pictures. LOL. greatest decision of my life.

he's probbaly a clubber now too huh
 
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post Jul 16 2011, 12:34 AM
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what, clubber ? i no understand.
 

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