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Poop at school?, hmmm....
Would you poop at school? on a date?
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HoodieObsessed
post May 27 2005, 12:06 AM
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QUOTE(ichigofan @ May 26 2005, 2:35 PM)
i voted NO on both because its embarrassing making the girls bathroom at school stink and having everyone that was in there know its you and on a DATE of course not unless we have been dating for a long time and were comfortable around each other lol nice poll
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wow really? I didn't realize I made the bathroom stink... ermm.gif you dont' poop at school?!? why the hell not?! what's the bathroom for anyway? going in a stall and spraying perfume all over the place? ppl shoudl expect it to be stinky, th'ats why it's a bathroom, so blah if ppl hate me cause I ahve to do my thing like every other mamal on the planet than too bad for them.

ppl annoy me stubborn.gif mostly teenagers...I can get along with adults, teenagers are just...no comment.
 
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post May 27 2005, 03:47 AM
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Nope, i find it uncomfortable. xP
 
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post May 28 2005, 04:44 PM
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I don't like pooping. mellow.gif
 
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post May 28 2005, 08:40 PM
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wow, this is weird. one time my friend came over to my house and she had to do her little business.. and she left a little poop mark for me without realizing it. this was around five years ago though. hahaha.
 
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post May 30 2005, 07:28 PM
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It is written on the Stalls...

Don't beam me up Scottie, I'm having a Sh...

here I sit all broken hearted
tried to shit but only farted
then one day I took a chance
tried to fart and shit my pants

Everybody pisses on the floor. be a hero and shit on the ceiling

I see you taking that shit!
Now put it back.

If you tinkle and you sprinkle,
Be a sweetie wipe the seatie

On the ceiling above the toilet seat:
Your shit must feel real good if your looking up here.

Some come here to sit and think,
some come here to shit and stink,
but I come here to itch my balls,
and read the writing on the walls.

They paint these walls to stop my pen.
But the Shit house poet has struck again.

Flush twice- it's a long way to the cafeteria.

i guess your taking a shit too.

Ass Gaskets

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down.
Beneath:
Flush it anyway hippie!

The only place where all people are truly equal is in the toilet. Everyone's shit stinks. Viva the Republic of the Toilet!!

Would the person with the V8 Arse please shit in first gear as this toilet is not equiped with mudflaps

the angle of the dangle is equal to the mass of the ass providing the heat of the meat remains constant

Here's where Napoleon beat his bonapart

You shithouse poets
Are sons of bitches -
While I stood here reading,
I shit my britches!

Even as I write this, Speed Shitter has come and gone in Stall 5.

Roses are Red
Violets are black
I love her best
When she's flat on her back

Scientists have put cameras in the stalls to study your actions.

In days of old
when knights were bold
and toilets not invented,
They left their load upon the road
and walked away contented.

Toilet Broken, Use Floor Below...

Here I sit
Cheeks a flexin'
Just gave birth
To another Texan

100 billion flies can't be wrong, shit smells good.

Cease thy windy argument and let the matter drop - Shakespeare
 
5ayuri
post May 30 2005, 08:06 PM
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No to both, I would hate to have to poop at school x_x
 
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post May 30 2005, 09:41 PM
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QUOTE(Vozedale @ May 30 2005, 7:28 PM)
It is written on the Stalls...

Don't beam me up Scottie, I'm having a Sh...

here I sit all broken hearted
tried to shit but only farted
then one day I took a chance
tried to fart and shit my pants

Everybody pisses on the floor. be a hero and shit on the ceiling

I see you taking that shit!
Now put it back.

If you tinkle and you sprinkle,
Be a sweetie wipe the seatie

On the ceiling above the toilet seat:
Your shit must feel real good if your looking up here.

Some come here to sit and think,
some come here to shit and stink,
but I come here to itch my balls,
and read the writing on the walls.

They paint these walls to stop my pen.
But the Shit house poet has struck again.

Flush twice- it's a long way to the cafeteria.

i guess your taking a shit too.

Ass Gaskets

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down.
Beneath:
Flush it anyway hippie!

The only place where all people are truly equal is in the toilet. Everyone's shit stinks. Viva the Republic of the Toilet!!

Would the person with the V8 Arse please shit in first gear as this toilet is not equiped with mudflaps

the angle of the dangle is equal to the mass of the ass providing the heat of the meat remains constant

Here's where Napoleon beat his bonapart

You shithouse poets
Are sons of bitches -
While I stood here reading,
I shit my britches!

Even as I write this, Speed Shitter has come and gone in Stall 5.

Roses are Red
Violets are black
I love her best
When she's flat on her back

Scientists have put cameras in the stalls to study your actions.

In days of old
when knights were bold
and toilets not invented,
They left their load upon the road
and walked away contented.

Toilet Broken, Use Floor Below...

Here I sit
Cheeks a flexin'
Just gave birth
To another Texan

100 billion flies can't be wrong, shit smells good.

Cease thy windy argument and let the matter drop - Shakespeare
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OMG blink.gif the poems are pretty descriptive and hilarious.
 
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post May 30 2005, 10:14 PM
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No to both, of course. I don't want to miss important stuff at school during lecture. And I don't want to disappoint my date.
 
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post May 31 2005, 12:11 AM
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post Jun 29 2005, 11:56 AM
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QUOTE(blondisnirvana @ May 26 2005, 5:59 PM)
1.) this is tasteless. So put it in the boy's locker room with all the masturbation and nipple topics

2.) What posessed you to put this in entertainment?
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That is sad but true, sad.gif .
 
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post Jun 29 2005, 01:45 PM
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i don't poop at school because i think it's weird. pinch.gif & i don't poop on a date because i don't want to smell. x__x
 
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post Jun 29 2005, 02:37 PM
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If you laughed when you saw this..you're like me..
If you laughed extremely hard when you saw this..you have a weird sense of humor.

Kay now..o_O. No offense..but when you have to go..you HAVE to go.. I mean..what kinda weird question is that?z

I didn't vote..cause I didn't see the "You're weird" option..
 
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post Jun 29 2005, 02:47 PM
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I poop in public, where people CAN look shifty.gif


Haha, just kidding.
 
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post Jun 29 2005, 02:55 PM
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naw i just feel uncomforatable and actually i sometimes like physically cant..i just get nervouse when someone walks in the ladies bathroom or something and they're gonna hear me..lol

i heard this story while this girl was on a date and she was eating dinner at this guys house with his parents and she had to got o the bathroom and the bathroom was upstairs so she went but it backed up so she decided to fling the poop out the window but it was a two story house so it ended up ont he window downstairs where they were eating....


horror story of the year....ill never poop again hahahah
 
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post Jun 29 2005, 03:05 PM
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I pooped at school only once. >.> how uncomfortable. But, for the most part it's only at home.
 
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post Jun 29 2005, 03:07 PM
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pooping is natural... if i need to go.. ill go... i dont care where it is...

but thats just me
 
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post Jun 29 2005, 04:53 PM
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i would if i really had to go, better than doing it in your pants.
 
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post Jun 29 2005, 05:27 PM
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goodness gracious! what kinda of topics are next? tongue.gif

um, i said no to both. but only in a emergency.
 
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post Jun 29 2005, 05:36 PM
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post Jun 29 2005, 06:34 PM
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I wouldn't poop at school 'cause the bathrooms are hella nasty and I wouldn't poop on a date because afterward I'd feel ... just weird for some reason.
 
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post Jun 29 2005, 06:38 PM
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QUOTE(im_s0_sp0ngey @ May 26 2005, 4:12 PM)
uh... hello? I'm eating here..
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Lmfao. That was perfect timing. This is the weirdest topic I've ever seen. Therefore, I'm not going to answer.
 
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post Jun 29 2005, 06:41 PM
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QUOTE(TwistMe @ May 26 2005, 5:22 PM)
Okay, pooping on a date or at schools is "embarrassing", but it's normal!
I picked yes to both because if I have to go, I'm gonna go.
No way, am I just gonna hold it in all day and feel uncomfortable.
Screw popularity, man. go poop.
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I found that funny XD


I voted no to both...e_e I'm not going to explain why because I feel uncomfortable discussing this subject...
 
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post Jun 29 2005, 07:16 PM
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I don`t go on dates and public restrooms are filthy to me so neither.
 
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post Jun 29 2005, 07:23 PM
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QUOTE(Vozedale @ May 30 2005, 7:28 PM)
It is written on the Stalls...

Don't beam me up Scottie, I'm having a Sh...

here I sit all broken hearted
tried to shit but only farted
then one day I took a chance
tried to fart and shit my pants

Everybody pisses on the floor. be a hero and shit on the ceiling

I see you taking that shit!
Now put it back.

If you tinkle and you sprinkle,
Be a sweetie wipe the seatie

On the ceiling above the toilet seat:
Your shit must feel real good if your looking up here.

Some come here to sit and think,
some come here to shit and stink,
but I come here to itch my balls,
and read the writing on the walls.

They paint these walls to stop my pen.
But the Shit house poet has struck again.

Flush twice- it's a long way to the cafeteria.

i guess your taking a shit too.

Ass Gaskets

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down.
Beneath:
Flush it anyway hippie!

The only place where all people are truly equal is in the toilet. Everyone's shit stinks. Viva the Republic of the Toilet!!

Would the person with the V8 Arse please shit in first gear as this toilet is not equiped with mudflaps

the angle of the dangle is equal to the mass of the ass providing the heat of the meat remains constant

Here's where Napoleon beat his bonapart

You shithouse poets
Are sons of bitches -
While I stood here reading,
I shit my britches!

Even as I write this, Speed Shitter has come and gone in Stall 5.

Roses are Red
Violets are black
I love her best
When she's flat on her back

Scientists have put cameras in the stalls to study your actions.

In days of old
when knights were bold
and toilets not invented,
They left their load upon the road
and walked away contented.

Toilet Broken, Use Floor Below...

Here I sit
Cheeks a flexin'
Just gave birth
To another Texan

100 billion flies can't be wrong, shit smells good.

Cease thy windy argument and let the matter drop - Shakespeare
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Just a question but did you memerize these "poems" or right it down when you were taking a piss?
 
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post Jun 29 2005, 07:52 PM
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haha.

funny topic :D

id say no to both. because public restrooms are gross. and you really dont know who sat on the toilet before you, and what they had.

you can get crabs. pinch.gif
 

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