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YO MOMMA JOKES!, all jokes included |
Sep 1 2008, 09:48 PM
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Newbie Group: Member Posts: 1 Joined: Apr 2007 Member No: 519,923 |
yo momma so ugly they have to feed her with a frisbee
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Sep 1 2008, 09:55 PM
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#202
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AIDS at RAVES. Group: Official Designer Posts: 2,386 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 598,878 |
people probably googled those jokes
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Sep 2 2008, 08:14 PM
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Fellatio. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,122 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 511,775 |
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Sep 2 2008, 08:29 PM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,665 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,364 |
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Sep 2 2008, 08:34 PM
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Hello Newman. Group: Member Posts: 912 Joined: Sep 2007 Member No: 578,620 |
^ ooo, that was lame. -__-
yo' mamma's so fat, when she put on a yellow rain jacket, people yelled: "TAXI!" I don't know if this was said, I didn't check, lol. It's like, the only good one I know. |
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Sep 16 2008, 10:03 PM
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yawn :) Group: Official Member Posts: 2,926 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 434,041 |
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
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Dec 18 2008, 11:43 PM
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Newbie Group: Member Posts: 3 Joined: Dec 2008 Member No: 704,236 |
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
lame |
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Jan 8 2009, 03:34 PM
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#208
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 793 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 425,250 |
Yo mamma so ugly, they say she didn't get beat with an ugly stick but the whole d@m tree!
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Jan 8 2009, 03:36 PM
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Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,019 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 653,768 |
this thread reminds me of a stool sample i once refrigerated and reheated a few days later for the doctor
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Apr 27 2009, 06:53 PM
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Senior Member Group: Human Posts: 1,152 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,239 |
^lmao EW. that could make for a good yo ma ma joke.
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Jun 7 2009, 11:28 AM
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Newbie Group: Member Posts: 0 Joined: Jun 2009 Member No: 731,634 |
This is the ultimate Yo Mama joke.
Yo Mama so stupid she had you! |
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Jun 14 2009, 09:49 PM
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devil's little sister. Group: Member Posts: 51 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 308,496 |
I don't know if it's been said, but I effing love this one:
Yo mama is so fat/stupid/ugly, even Naruto couldn't believe it. |
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Jun 14 2009, 10:18 PM
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kthxbai Group: Official Designer Posts: 2,832 Joined: Feb 2008 Member No: 621,203 |
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Jun 15 2009, 09:05 PM
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devil's little sister. Group: Member Posts: 51 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 308,496 |
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Dec 14 2009, 10:11 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 56 Joined: Nov 2009 Member No: 753,213 |
Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company
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Dec 14 2009, 10:12 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 56 Joined: Nov 2009 Member No: 753,213 |
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Dec 15 2009, 08:02 PM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,665 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,364 |
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Dec 15 2009, 08:03 PM
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poison Group: Official Member Posts: 4,806 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 629,020 |
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