Laying down the rules... |
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 Jul 1 2008, 08:27 AM
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So my boyfriend and I have a pretty loving relationship. At the same time, we've laid down some ground rules. These rules aren't meant to be restrictive... just meant to make our relationship last forever!
Rule 1: No girls (for him). - Rule 1.2: No thinking about girls. - Rule 1.3: No talking to girls. - Rule 1.4: No looking at girls. Rule 2: No boys (for him). - Rule 2.2: No going out with the guys. - Rule 2.3: No playing sports with the guys. - Rule 2.4: No boy's night. - Rule 2.5: No talking to guys (because that leads to nasty sex thoughts which lead to girl thoughts which goes against rule 1) Rule 3: No going out (for him). - Rule 3.2: No going out for groceries - Rule 3.3: No going out partying/clubbing/bars/etc. - Rule 3.4: No going outside, period. Rule 4: No talking to his mother (for him). Rule 5: No porn (for him). So I feel that these rules are wayy reasonable, am I right or am I right? So the other day, he went out to see his family (rule 3), in the process, seeing his mother (rule 4), playing ball with his brothers (rule 2), which probably led to talking about females (rule 1), and he was most likely exposed to his father's stash of porn (rule 5). So I thought I would hurt him and had sex with my professor. That should teach that motherf**ker a lesson. 
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Jul 1 2008, 08:38 AM
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Way to go! Don't let any male get away with nothing. I would castrate him, too.
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Jul 1 2008, 10:54 AM
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 Photoartist Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,363 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 399,390 |
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Jul 1 2008, 12:43 PM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,223 Joined: Dec 2006 Member No: 485,356 |
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo! Again, nice target. Hahahahaha!
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Jul 1 2008, 01:13 PM
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 What Up, Whats Hapening Group: Member Posts: 360 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 554,698 |
lmao id break up with my gurl on the spot if i had rules like that
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Jul 1 2008, 02:38 PM
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 R U A Q T ? [; Group: Official Member Posts: 7,276 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 421,631 |
lmao wow. wuddabitch
"Rule 4: No talking to his mother (for him)." HAHAHA how sad |
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Jul 1 2008, 04:16 PM
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^ his mother b bitch, u kno what i say?
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Jul 1 2008, 04:18 PM
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 ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
QUOTE(----- @ Jul 1 2008, 06:27 AM)  Rule 1: No girls (for him). - Rule 1.2: No thinking about girls. - Rule 1.3: No talking to girls. - Rule 1.4: No looking at girls. WTF?!!! I don't know how I would be able to do this. Girls are the only thing I think about. I also always ignore random guys in public, and faze them out, since I'm always checking out girls rofl. Man you are harsh. |
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Jul 1 2008, 06:08 PM
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 BANG Group: Member Posts: 394 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 565,234 |
Rule 6. If he breaks any of the rules, I'd have to spank him.
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Jul 1 2008, 09:19 PM
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 <3<3<3<3 Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,177 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,779 |
i like how rule 3.2 is so specific.
Why not the groceries?!!!!!!! I don't want to be doing it all the time. |
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Jul 1 2008, 09:28 PM
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 That's what she said. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,559 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,200 |
LOL No going outside, period. That poor sucker.
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Jul 1 2008, 09:38 PM
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 Cornflakes :D Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,541 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 322,923 |
LOL
I love the list, very classy. |
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Jul 1 2008, 09:39 PM
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 we jerkin' Group: Member Posts: 2,408 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 210,730 |
keep him locked up and put a muzzle on him. it works for me...
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Jul 1 2008, 09:40 PM
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 Krista. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,380 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 391,319 |
AHAHAHA
I love this. XD Kudos. |
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Jul 1 2008, 09:43 PM
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 The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
QUOTE(ojairus @ Jul 1 2008, 10:39 PM) keep him locked up and put a muzzle on him. it works for me... |
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Jul 1 2008, 11:48 PM
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QUOTE(Flaunted @ Jul 1 2008, 09:19 PM) i like how rule 3.2 is so specific. Why not the groceries?!!!!!!! I don't want to be doing it all the time. YOU REALIZE HOW MANY PEOPLE MEET THEIR TRUE LOVE IN GROCERY STORES??? |
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Jul 1 2008, 11:51 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,564 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,336 |
Your rules suck. If I was a guy, I'd leave immediately. You're pretty much restricting him of being a guy.
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Jul 1 2008, 11:54 PM
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<3<3<3<3 Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,177 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,779 |
QUOTE(----- @ Jul 1 2008, 11:48 PM) YOU REALIZE HOW MANY PEOPLE MEET THEIR TRUE LOVE IN GROCERY STORES??? SPECIALLY WHEN HE'S IN THE TAMPON AISLE? "OH YEAH BABY, LOOK AT THAT FINE ASS REACHING DOWN FOR THOSE SUPERS" DON'T GO CAPS ON ME :[ |
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Jul 2 2008, 12:17 AM
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QUOTE(thisfemale @ Jul 1 2008, 11:51 PM) Your rules suck. If I was a guy, I'd leave immediately. You're pretty much restricting him of being a guy. and was i obviously being incredibly serious in my op? |
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Jul 2 2008, 03:51 AM
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 durian Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,124 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,860 |
QUOTE(Flaunted @ Jul 1 2008, 07:19 PM) Why not the groceries?!!!!!!! Not many men can follow through when it comes to groceries. They might end up also buying a bunch of random shit at grocery stores. Or like, if you asked your man to go to Walmart and ONLY buy things that are on a certain list you made. Suddenly you come back and BAM you find yourself with a new PS3 and his sitting on a couch playing that damn Metal Gear Solid 4. It's like "wtf I said to ONLY buy the stuff on the list. wtf is this junk?!"  omg was the professor hot?! Gimme his number maybe we can 3sum!!!!!!!!!! |
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Jul 2 2008, 08:24 AM
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penis in the butt
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Jul 2 2008, 08:36 AM
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 Tick tock, Bill Group: Administrator Posts: 8,764 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 333,948 |
QUOTE(----- @ Jul 1 2008, 08:27 AM) Rule 5: No porn (for him) Deal breaker. |
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Jul 2 2008, 02:59 PM
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 muted imperfections <3 Group: Official Member Posts: 3,295 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,260 |
i think that rule #5 should be take off.
it's a known fact that guys watch and have porn. it's like masturbating, its a part of them. let the man have his porn. rebeccas right that's a deal breaker. its seems like there isn't much trust..from the what i see in the rules. so what kind of relationship is that? the rules have a good start but reedit them...because they're pretty harsh. if your relationship is a loving one then you shouldn't need rules like that. =) |
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Jul 2 2008, 03:07 PM
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 DDR \\ I'm Dee :) Group: Mentor Posts: 8,662 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 384,020 |
Damn, your sex must be really good to keep him around with all those rules.
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Jul 2 2008, 03:22 PM
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 beee-otch :) Group: Member Posts: 69 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 393,724 |
nuh uhh.
wow. dannnng girl. |
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