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 Aug 13 2005, 12:18 PM
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 portami via  Group: Member Posts: 467 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,187  |
There was a family with five family members. Every night when the father would get into bed to go to sleep he would hear his son's evening prayers in the next room.
But one night the boy's prayers were very strange. "Goodnight Daddy, goodnight Mommy, goodnight Grandpa, good-bye Grandma." The next morning the family woke up to find the grandmother dead from a heart attack. That night the father heard, "Goodnight Daddy, goodnight Mommy, good-bye Grandpa." The next morning the grandfather was found dead from a heart attack. That night the father heard, "Goodnight Daddy, good-bye Mommy." Sure enough, the mother died of a heart attack. That night the father got into bed very, very nervous. He heard, "Good-bye Daddy." He couldn't sleep. He tossed and turned for most of the night before finally falling asleep. The next morning he woke up - still alive! He was very confused, for wasn't he supposed to be dead? He walked down to the front door to get the newspaper, and when he opened the door - The mailman was dead on the front steps. |
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Aug 13 2005, 01:10 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
lol, i heard this joke before, but it's still good!
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Aug 13 2005, 01:11 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,746 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,125 |
Hahahaha. I liked this one.
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Aug 13 2005, 04:37 PM
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 peggy's here. Group: Member Posts: 239 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,603 |
People always make fun of the mailman. But nice joke though.
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Aug 13 2005, 05:02 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 797 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,144 |
HA!HA!HA!HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SCARY MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Aug 13 2005, 05:12 PM
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 A.K.A. Simplicityxx Group: Member Posts: 1,878 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 56,813 |
 ROFL, that was good.
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Aug 13 2005, 05:37 PM
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 My name is Mimi Group: Member Posts: 48 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 201,525 |
Poor mailman. xD
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Aug 14 2005, 11:13 AM
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 The Noob Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,647 |
lol wats with the mailman jokes about being the dad
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Aug 14 2005, 08:44 PM
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alli Group: Member Posts: 513 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,108 |
fuuny.yah but why so many mailman jokes?
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Aug 16 2005, 05:48 PM
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 LOok at the ROse, NOt thiS! Group: Member Posts: 40 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 201,015 |
O.O omgg thats so sad.. >< i dindt think it was funni buh for other ppl yea >< it was saddd
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Aug 16 2005, 05:52 PM
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 i'm such a sucker sometimes. Group: Member Posts: 441 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 151,732 |
ROFL. XD That made me laugh out loud.
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Aug 17 2005, 12:40 PM
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I actually got that joke in my e-mail the other day, but it's just as funny the second time around!
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Aug 17 2005, 02:35 PM
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 Semi-Retarded Member Group: Member Posts: 549 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 175,317 |
LMAO thats funny, i know one kind of like that...but yea its different
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Aug 17 2005, 03:38 PM
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 I love you more than sex appeal. Group: Member Posts: 3,045 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,932 |
hahaha That's funny. Is it ok if I post this on my xanga?
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