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what do you do if your dick is too big
KryMeARiver
post Jun 16 2008, 11:16 PM
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like it doesn't fit in any of her holes i try, she can't swallow it, she can't put it in her vag without extreme pain and forgetting shoving it up her ass

what the f**k do i do, it's really ruining my relationship
 
 
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post Jun 17 2008, 12:06 AM
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Yeah, dude. Need visual proof. The mods are gay. You'll have to PM it to us. Are you Asian by the way? Just wondering. Most kids are around here.

yeah, dude. Start fisting her. Start with two fingers. Then three. THen four. Then eventually you'll get it.

It sounds to me like your f**king a 3 year old. That's not the case is it?
 

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KryMeARiver   what do you do if your dick is too big   Jun 16 2008, 11:16 PM
XTC   Thats easy, you titf**k her.   Jun 16 2008, 11:19 PM
KryMeARiver   she doesn't have boobs yet   Jun 16 2008, 11:24 PM
XTC   Thats a bit more complicated then. Have her stick...   Jun 16 2008, 11:26 PM
KryMeARiver   wtf i ain't chuckin footballs up her ass   Jun 16 2008, 11:28 PM
XTC   Then use your fingers to widen it.   Jun 16 2008, 11:34 PM
KryMeARiver   AND IF SHE FARTS   Jun 16 2008, 11:37 PM
Kontroll   QUOTE(KryMeARiver @ Jun 16 2008, 11:37 PM...   Jun 20 2009, 11:02 PM
iGio   QUOTE(KryMeARiver @ Jun 17 2008, 12:37 AM...   Jun 22 2009, 02:11 AM
XTC   Have her do it first.   Jun 16 2008, 11:38 PM
Rachel   come on ovvvvver bb   Jun 16 2008, 11:41 PM
KryMeARiver   ok i just got her to try to fart and she took a du...   Jun 16 2008, 11:42 PM
Ten21   QUOTE(KryMeARiver @ Jun 17 2008, 12:42 AM...   Jun 22 2009, 11:25 PM
AgentNerd   QUOTE(KryMeARiver @ Jun 16 2008, 11:42 PM...   Mar 2 2011, 08:26 AM
steven   she's illegal   Jun 16 2008, 11:43 PM
KryMeARiver   QUOTE(steven @ Jun 17 2008, 12:43 AM) she...   Jun 16 2008, 11:44 PM
Rachel   DID YOU VIDEOTAPE IT   Jun 16 2008, 11:43 PM
XTC   Depending on the exact situation, the solution is ...   Jun 16 2008, 11:47 PM
Kontroll   Yeah, dude. Need visual proof. The mods are gay. Y...   Jun 17 2008, 12:06 AM
XTC   I think its a 4 year old.   Jun 17 2008, 12:35 AM
absinthe   Get another woman/girl.....guy?   Jun 17 2008, 12:39 AM
Joss-eh-lime   woow. lame.   Jun 17 2008, 01:03 AM
hollisterbabe14   no wonder it won't fit in her hole hes screwin...   Jun 17 2008, 01:31 AM
XTC   QUOTE(hollisterbabe14 @ Jun 17 2008, 01:3...   Jun 17 2008, 01:34 AM
Kontroll   QUOTE(XTC @ Jun 17 2008, 02:34 AM) Kry is...   Jun 18 2008, 01:44 AM
XTC   QUOTE(Kontroll @ Jun 18 2008, 01:44 AM) L...   Jun 18 2008, 01:59 AM
hollisterbabe14   haha my bad   Jun 17 2008, 01:38 AM
XTC   She is putting her dick in a little girl.   Jun 17 2008, 01:39 AM
TigerUppercut   hahahahahahaha this topic is funny and what do u m...   Jun 17 2008, 07:55 AM
XTC   QUOTE(TigerUppercut @ Jun 17 2008, 07:55 ...   Jun 17 2008, 06:35 PM
Rachel   No nudes   Jun 17 2008, 12:57 PM
Rachel   No Nudes   Jun 17 2008, 07:29 PM
only-tuesdays   QUOTE(Rachel @ Jun 17 2008, 10:57 AM) The...   Jun 18 2008, 02:21 PM
TangyBang   i can fit that in my ear CUM f**k ME IFU WNATS   Jun 17 2008, 06:33 PM
ojairus   cut it in 1/4ths   Jun 18 2008, 01:16 AM
Kontroll   LESBIANS?   Jun 18 2008, 02:12 AM
Sandraaa   LMAO. Try killing yourself.   Jun 18 2008, 02:16 AM
Splek   you people are so f**king sick and immature... mos...   Jun 18 2008, 08:18 AM
Rachel   Then gtfo. Why is this even still open?   Jun 18 2008, 12:25 PM
TriniKing22   ^^ haha thats what im wondering too   Jun 18 2008, 01:02 PM
aimeesayswhat   tell her to use dildos to widened her vag, change ...   Jun 18 2008, 01:13 PM
DaniiVICIOUS   This topic is a joke.   Jun 18 2008, 01:55 PM
Rachel   It makes me lol when I see it in sex shops. Plus, ...   Jun 18 2008, 02:33 PM
only-tuesdays   But how many of those do you think are bought simp...   Jun 18 2008, 02:53 PM
iExquisite   i don't think thats possible if the head of a ...   Jun 21 2009, 10:50 PM
kryogenix   QUOTE(iExquisite @ Jun 21 2009, 11:50 PM)...   Jun 21 2009, 10:52 PM
iExquisite   QUOTE(kryogenix @ Jun 21 2009, 11:52 PM) ...   Jun 21 2009, 11:12 PM
hypnotique   QUOTE(kryogenix @ Jun 21 2009, 10:52 PM) ...   Jun 22 2009, 07:33 PM
Mikeplyts   *sigh* iExquisite, you fail.   Jun 21 2009, 11:17 PM
hypnotique   he is.^   Jun 23 2009, 11:45 AM
oXMuhNirvanaXo   o_O Make her scream.. and quick pop it in her mout...   Jun 23 2009, 05:58 PM


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