Birds and the bees, son, we need to talk |
Birds and the bees, son, we need to talk |
Jun 26 2005, 04:59 PM
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L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
ever had the birds and the bees talk with ur parents?
birds and the bees=sex talk er masterbating er anything sexually i have and it was a bad experience, i was in my room watching MTV and my pubes started to itch, sooo i scratched them. so while i was scratching :scratch: :scratch: :scratch: my mom walks in my room. mom: Evan,Take out the- me: mom: Leon! i think u need to talk to ur son!:my mom yells to my dad down stairs: Dad: what!? Me: what! NO MOM! i was- mom:ssh ur dad will talk to u about it me: omg omg omg Dad: what are u talkin about!? Mom: u know! Dad:oh! Evan! (i walk down the stairs) me: yes dad? dad: Evan u see this ( my dad was watchin My wife and Kids the episode where jr. learned about jerking off) dad: u know what he is doing in the bathroom? me: something....bad? dad: he is discovering himself Evan, he's learning something. me:oh dad: now u are discovering urself, sometimes u wont be able to control your urges, and i can give u advice on how to control them. me: okay i understand, and i walked away. :practically ran: that was probably one of the most embarrising,uncomfortable moments in my life. i still am mad at my mom about that. |
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Jun 26 2005, 05:33 PM
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Life's random. . . Group: Member Posts: 193 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 157,977 |
Yeah. Why is it even called the birds and the bees?
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Aug 17 2006, 08:00 PM
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tell me more. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,798 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,640 |
yea my mom took me on this lil weekend vacation and bought books.
it was horrible. i so did not want to hear it. especially from a kit with fill in the blanks! it still makes me mad that she tricked me in to going. the very detailed sex ed class last semester was enough to keep me away from sex:pinch: |
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