Birds and the bees, son, we need to talk |
Birds and the bees, son, we need to talk |
Jun 26 2005, 04:59 PM
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L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
ever had the birds and the bees talk with ur parents?
birds and the bees=sex talk er masterbating er anything sexually i have and it was a bad experience, i was in my room watching MTV and my pubes started to itch, sooo i scratched them. so while i was scratching :scratch: :scratch: :scratch: my mom walks in my room. mom: Evan,Take out the- me: mom: Leon! i think u need to talk to ur son!:my mom yells to my dad down stairs: Dad: what!? Me: what! NO MOM! i was- mom:ssh ur dad will talk to u about it me: omg omg omg Dad: what are u talkin about!? Mom: u know! Dad:oh! Evan! (i walk down the stairs) me: yes dad? dad: Evan u see this ( my dad was watchin My wife and Kids the episode where jr. learned about jerking off) dad: u know what he is doing in the bathroom? me: something....bad? dad: he is discovering himself Evan, he's learning something. me:oh dad: now u are discovering urself, sometimes u wont be able to control your urges, and i can give u advice on how to control them. me: okay i understand, and i walked away. :practically ran: that was probably one of the most embarrising,uncomfortable moments in my life. i still am mad at my mom about that. |
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Jun 27 2005, 05:39 PM
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i'm susan Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
ROFL THAT'S SO FUNNY!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
but embarrassing at the same time if I was you even though I'm not a guy *cough*. Anyways... there is a topic about this already. I guess you can post it one another again? Anyways, I had problems with my period at church and the pastor was looking at me like I wasn't paying attention to him. Because I was putting my face down acting like I'm sleeping, but I wasn't. Then after service. He came to talk to me and asked why I wasn't paying attention. I couldn't lie to the pastor, because I always show guilty face when it's not a bad thing what I do sometimes. He looked at me like he's been waiting for 4 hours. So I said, "It's because of my period." Then we just stare it each other in an awkwardly way. I can see that he was gona laugh, but he held it. So he said that our discussion is over and he told me to feel better. It was really awkward to say to the pastor that I'm on my period. Seriously it is. |
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