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 Aug 29 2004, 08:52 PM
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You guys are dumb.  Group: Member Posts: 1,252 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,094  |
1) How do I get into a relationship?
Find someone you like and ask them out. If they say no, then too bad. If they say yes, hopefully it will continue into one. 2) I like someone, what should I do? Two choices, first choice is to throw a hissy fit in your room everyday for being a moron. Second choice is to ask them out. 3) How do I reject someone? Say no. Like how you say no to drugs. I can't believe I even made this a question. 4) How do I breakup with someone? Tell them you don't feel that way about them anymore. No, there is no other way. No, nothing else will work. Yes, tell them as soon as possible. 5) Should I give them something for their birthday/christmas/anniversary/valentines? What? Whatever you want. Its the thought that counts, usually. 6) Help! I like this one guy/girl but my best friend likes him/her too! What should I do? Make a competition with your best friend to score first. Trust me, it will work. If he/she says no, then find someone else to like. [7) Help! I like my best friend's boyfriend/girlfriend! You make me sick. Don't tell your friend. Or you can, and ruin everything. And dont act upon your feelings. Sicko. 8) I like these two guys and they like me back too, who do I choose? You make me sick whore. Don't go out with any of them because you obviously don't like either of them. [9) My parents wont let me date! Oh noes! What they don't know cant hurt them in this case. 10) I'm homosexual but others dont know and I like my best friend! Want to make things awkward? Heres your chance to do so. So tell them if you do! If not, then don't say anything unless they understand. When I say understand, I mean they are not stupid fcuktards that use gay to describe everything. 11) Do long distance relationships work? Sometimes, if you've got patience to wait. 12) Do internet relationships work? Yes, now go to your 80 year old boyfriend/girlfriend. 99% percent of the time. 13) My boyfriend/girlfriend is cheating on me! What do I do? If you want, continue going out. The obvious thing is to break up. 14) Should I have sex? Yes, use protection. 15) My ex is bullying my crushes and harrassing them, what do I do? Depends how old you are. If you are mature enough, sue their ass for emotional damage and battery. The other choice is to tell some administration. But you can always have your current buddy be beat the **** out of. This is brought to you by me. Yes I was bored. Bored as fcuk. If you have any more quesitons post them and I will update. First Dates [1) Where should I go on my first date? Wherever you want. In fact, maybe hell would be a good choice if you want nudity. After all, hell is pretty hot that the girl might start stripping. 2) Should I be asking her/him personal questions? Yes, in fact ask her if she has a vibrator. Or ask him if he masturbates. Smooth moves. "Do you have a vibrator?" "Yeah, I plan to shove it up your arsehole, jerk." 3) My date is going to be on Blind Date or The Third Wheel. (stupid dating shows) Should I make a grand entrance? Yeah, make the WHOLE world hate you. Its a good idea. 4) I want to have sex on the first date, what should I do? Well, just keep making sexual suggestions. If you guys have sex, goodie for you. Guess it will keep going. If not, well there won't be a second date so you wouldn't have to be reminded of the horror. Pervert. 5) I want to make a move, but I'm too shy. What should I do? Get ready for a romantic moment. Beats me, I'm too tired for this crap. |
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Aug 29 2004, 08:58 PM
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 Linny the dork. Group: Member Posts: 178 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,258 |
blunt but oh so true.
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Aug 29 2004, 09:03 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 72 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,803 |
Your wit and humor combined make this forum a better place. A much angrier, but yes, better, place.
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Aug 29 2004, 09:08 PM
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 F**k me Beautiful Group: Member Posts: 3,126 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,124 |
haha nice.... donno why i didnt make 1..maybe later :O but anywho nice ;]
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Aug 29 2004, 09:09 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 693 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,017 |
i've seen the topic, and i was like this should be good. hahaha it turned out it was. very good top. hahah i'll take them into consideration
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Aug 29 2004, 09:10 PM
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 hi. call me linda. Group: Official Member Posts: 8,187 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,475 |
QUOTE(anger_is_my_friend @ Aug 29 2004, 9:58 PM) blunt but oh so true. i agree. those are funny, but they're also all true too |
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Aug 29 2004, 09:29 PM
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haha
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Aug 29 2004, 09:50 PM
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 durian Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,124 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,860 |
QUOTE(th5418 @ Aug 29 2004, 8:52 PM) 8) I like these two guys and they like me back too, who do I choose? You make me sick whore. Don't go out with any of them because you obviously don't like either of them. [9) My parents wont let me date! Oh noes! What they don't know cant hurt them in this case. haha #8 is pretty funny. I totally agree with #9 cause personally, I would never tell my parents that I'm dating someone. And people should at least TRY to hide the relationship. 
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Aug 29 2004, 10:00 PM
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Cjkpop.net Group: Member Posts: 366 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,362 |
#9 is so true :D
- Tran - |
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Aug 29 2004, 10:10 PM
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 and they say imitation is flattering Group: Member Posts: 1,337 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 27,269 |
QUOTE(lurideyes @ Aug 29 2004, 9:03 PM) Your wit and humor combined make this forum a better place. A much angrier, but yes, better, place. suck up. *cough* Not really a better place, but it is funny to watch people react to some of the sht you say. |
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Aug 29 2004, 10:18 PM
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You guys are dumb. Group: Member Posts: 1,252 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,094 |
Updated with quesiton 15.
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Aug 29 2004, 10:21 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 5,585 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 38,082 |
I don't like you, but everything you said is completely true.
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Aug 29 2004, 11:22 PM
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 03.21.00 <3 LaTe 637 Group: Member Posts: 744 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,890 |
bravo bravo.... flowers for you...
 nicely put... and no... i'm not a suck up... I just love how he/she is very outspoken and doesn't give a fcuk about what people have to say... 
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Aug 29 2004, 11:34 PM
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ROFLMFAO!!!
You rule!! 
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Aug 30 2004, 12:29 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lol thats so true.
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Aug 30 2004, 12:39 AM
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 'The Tiffi' Group: Member Posts: 99 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,713 |
Lol bravo, everything is so true right there
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Aug 30 2004, 12:45 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 875 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,841 |
word, you pointed out the obvious but yeah theyre all true
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Aug 30 2004, 12:52 AM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
i have a question i have a question! haha i have 5guys that like me what should i do?? lol but seriously tho -_- cuz... each of them.. uh i dunno how to explain it
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Aug 30 2004, 01:26 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,541 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 44,332 |
cool. but werent you the person that asked why we even come here to talk about these things?
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Aug 30 2004, 06:57 AM
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 ^Itachi made him do it! ^^ Group: Member Posts: 134 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,404 |
Makes sense.
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Aug 30 2004, 07:40 AM
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Brie Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 10,172 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,548 |
OH MY F*CKING GOD.
That was hilarious. And very true. HAHA. Oh my god, that was great. |
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Aug 30 2004, 10:20 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 72 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,803 |
Suck up? No, I just like to give credit where I think it is deserved.
But I have one that I think you forgot. What about those questions "I'm a brat, why doesn't everything revovle around me and go my way??" You know like the kid who hates his parents because they can't drive him to skool. |
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Aug 30 2004, 10:47 AM
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 Effing classic. Group: Member Posts: 134 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,183 |
th5418 you are my hero!!! you took the words right out of my mouth.
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Aug 30 2004, 12:11 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 866 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,809 |
th5418 u rock!!!!!!!!!
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Aug 30 2004, 01:05 PM
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 KUNG FU/JEDI MASTER Group: Member Posts: 354 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,433 |
haha that made me laugh
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