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 Aug 22 2004, 12:01 AM
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Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted. |
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Aug 22 2004, 01:33 AM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
i've heard dis b4, but i still love it...haha funny
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Aug 22 2004, 02:16 AM
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lol heard this before but its still funny
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Aug 22 2004, 02:20 AM
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 aint the world lovely? Group: Member Posts: 228 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 19,602 |
little johnny jokes r funny even though ive heard um before
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Aug 23 2004, 12:28 PM
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 Ah, mon Dieu ! Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
lol... haha i love little johnny ^ ^
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Aug 23 2004, 08:03 PM
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Heh.
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Aug 24 2004, 12:35 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lol thats funny but kinda old though
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Aug 24 2004, 08:50 AM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
I heard this b4 in funnyjunk.com. Little johnny owns.
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Aug 24 2004, 09:28 AM
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hehe, i've heard this joke before, but its hilarious
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Aug 24 2004, 12:35 PM
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haha !!
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Aug 25 2004, 03:40 AM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
haha lol
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